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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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#5102
42 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Surly's own Carlos Mencia, everyone. If you're gonna steal a joke (A) at least make sure it's a funny one; and (B) not already sitting in this thread a few posts above yours.

Menstealia would’ve been more funny. It wasn’t meant as joke, actually. I had assumed that Cruz was being snarky, but it was actually a White Claw. That’s the funny part. 

#5103

What probably happened?  Guy was drinking beer and ran out, so he tossed next thing in the cooler---a white claw.  Or if he was anything like me the last time I saw Ted Cruz in person, I chugged my beer, grabbed the white claw outta wife's hand and used it.  

I bet Ted saw the guy winding up with an aluminum can like all the other Astros players that had beers tossed to them to chug and thought, "Oh wow, they think I'm cool like the players!"  Then he saw the thing coming in hot and wisely put his arm up and head to the side.  then apparently it happened again later down the parade route. 

Most likely scenario...drunk guy sees Ted Cruz and pulls that scene from "True Detective: Season 1"........."I don't like your face, makes me want to do things to it."  

#5104
57 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Surly's own Carlos Mencia, everyone. If you're gonna steal a joke (A) at least make sure it's a funny one; and (B) not already sitting in this thread a few posts above yours.

 

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#5105

Poe is getting negged for all the BS his side did to downplay Paul Pelosi. 

I’d throw a white claw at you if I saw you in public. Except black cherry, I like that one 

Euro too. GFY

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#5106
27 minutes ago, deac_tracy said:

Pretty sure it was Ted's dad behind the grassy knoll.

You are thinking of Woody Harrelson’s dad, but he and the other two tramps were released by Dallas PD a few days after they were picked up.

#5107
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Does ANYONE know of a politician who shows up more at sporting event in team colors more than Ted?  Does de Santis run around in Miami/FSU/Fla gear?  

#5109
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Does ANYONE know of a politician who shows up more at sporting event in team colors more than Ted?  Does de Santis run around in Miami/FSU/Fla gear?  

All teams to all people.

#5110

He tweeted the guy that threw it had a noodle for an arm.  Then I see this pic of him waiving to the parade crowd like a Disney princess with carpal tunnel syndrome after jerking off each of their dwarves.

#5111
34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Poe is getting negged for all the BS his side did to downplay Paul Pelosi. 

I’d throw a white claw at you if I saw you in public. Except black cherry, I like that one 

Euro too. GFY

This isn’t political violence, it’s a guy that throws like a girl. It’s funny. 

#5112

"that guy throws like a girl and i still couldn't dodge it" is quite the flex

#5116
2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

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thumbs up to violence !

How do you know it wasn't Ted's angry gay lover hucking a beer at him???

#5118

As someone who coaches a high school girls' softball team, he better be glad those beers weren't thrown by some of my girls. They would have knocked his ass out of that hummer!

#5119
As someone who coaches a high school girls' softball team, he better be glad those beers weren't thrown by some of my girls. They would have knocked his ass out of that hummer!

Thank you.

“Hyuck hyuck he throws like a girl!”.

Such a burn! /s
#5120

100% wrong to throw a beer at Cruz. However there are still many people upset at for Cruz for:

  1. running out of town to Cancun during the 2021 freeze
  2. caught lying that he had always planned to immediately come back to Texas
  3. caught lying that he had been asked by others to help chaperone his and their kid on the plane. He and Heidi initiated the trip not others.

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

#5121
6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

It probably has something to do with him being a shoe-in to win his next popular vote. For all of eternity in Texas.

#5122
13 hours ago, Captainant said:

How do you know it wasn't Ted's angry gay lover hucking a beer at him???

just asking questions

#5124
16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Also amazing that Cruz and family are so unaware how unpopular and hated he is by many. 

They are aware, they just don't fucking care because they know the rubes will line up to keep him in office.

#5126

Fun fact, Heidi and Ted are not at the same election watch party tonight.  Why not?  You guessed it...

Not but seriously, she knew he'd be outta town so...ya' know...cock sammich night

#5128
30 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Fun fact, Heidi and Ted are not at the same election watch party tonight.  Why not?  You guessed it...

Not but seriously, she knew he'd be outta town so...ya' know...cock sammich night

 

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#5130
19 hours ago, Burt said:

As someone who coaches a high school girls' softball team

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#5131

Is Rafael Cruz not good enough to accept a drink from a voter ???

 

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#5133
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is Rafael Cruz not good enough to accept a drink from a voter ???

 

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Perfect approach. Only shot he has to get out of it. 

#5135

Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."

#5136
Good attempt, but i'd have gone with "I was trying to throw his security detail a beer. I figured anyone who signed up to take a bullet for that shitstain deserved a drink."

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#5138
100% wrong to throw a beer at Cruz.

Agree. Beer is good and should be enjoyed. White Claw, however, is a different story.
#5140

Think about how wide the victory margins were in Texas yesterday in terms of statewide office.

Think about how well the Democrats, nationwide though, held back the "Red Wave."

Think about all the tacit messages in voting patterns that give hope to both sides in certain parts of the country and certain demographics.

And then think about how 95% of the country woke up and still thought, "Yeah, fuck all that...Ted Cruz still sucks."  

In the middle of all this shit, even the Astros victory, and everything else going on even amongst his loyal voters...everybody still fucking hates Ted Cruz.  You can set your watch by it.  And then use that time to rendezvous with his whore wife.  It's a win-win.  

Seriously, this guy could not be more hated even by his friends.  It's kinda sad almost.  

#5141
41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Seriously, this guy could not be more hated even by his friends.  It's kinda sad almost.  

Are you fucking kidding me. It’s deserved. Let’s see what else can I come up with … glorious?  If there is anything below a shitstain, that’s Rafael.

I just cannot fathom someone like him, castrating himself to the worst aspects of humanity. May he wallow in misery the rest of his no having friends life.

#5144
On 11/9/2022 at 9:14 PM, David Dennison said:

 

I hate him. I really hate him. So fucking much.

#5145

How did the Astros win the World Series?

Well, they won more games than everyone which excited the fans.

#5146
3 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

How did the Astros win the World Series?

Well, they won more games than everyone which excited the fans.

 

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.

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