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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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#5404
9 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

lol based grand jury
 

 

1.) Funny that it looks like they are calling Ted Cruz an ‘Ass’ - looks like ‘Ass assault’.

2.) We all know that mother fucker was trying to launch a claw right between Cruz’s dead beady eyes.

3.) It’s awesome that he can get off

#5405
19 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

No person is above the claw!


Ain’t No Law, While Drinking the Claw !

#5406

Breakin' the Claw! Breakin' the Claw!

(drum kick, drum kick)

Breakin' the Claw!  Breaking the Claw! /JudasofthePeace

#5408

When the Claw is outclawed, only outclaws will have claws?  

I know, it's bad.  But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office.  So just buckle in, have a drink, and join.

#5409
57 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But we're making a list of these and sending them to his office. 

You're making a very nice list for his trash can, just so you know. 

#5411
On 12/8/2022 at 3:58 PM, The Royal We said:

One of the greatest movies scenes of all time.  SON-OF-A-BITCH!

It is

 

#5413

2024 campaign slogan:

TED CRUZ FOR TEXAS

-------SENATOR-------

  FOR CLAW & ORDER

#5415

Each member of that Grand Jury deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom and Astros season tickets for life.

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#5416

"It's not so much that we don't find cause for indictment, so much as we just want to punch Senator Cruz.  I mean, all due respect to the law and you can't chuck full cans at people's heads.  But we are just overwhelmed by an innate desire to punch the man's face.  We aren't sure why, we aren't sure we ourselves would be no better than the person charged here today.  But we must, must punch this man.  Case dismissed your honor."  

#5417
On 12/31/2022 at 8:50 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Placeholder post for photos of Ted Cruz wearing TCU gear in the coming days.

 

 

 

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

 

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#5418

do people actually listen to ted's podcast or is it just another grift?  is there a farm of phones in china just playing the latest of ted's podcasts to bump him up the itunes ranks?

#5419
23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Can't find any photos of our dear friend Rafael in TCU garb, but he did wear purple today:

Pretty sure that tomorrow, he'll claim to have never heard of TCU.

#5422
7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Just off on his prediction by 148 points. 

#5423
28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 


I bet that doesn’t even really like sports…

 

 

#5425
31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

nothing more reliable in sports than the ted cruz kiss of death

should be easy money in vegas. i should get on that

#5429
23 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Cruz is drunk, I guess.

 

Fuckwad must have been drunk. Fuck you, Ted Cruz. Fuck you, Republican voters. You are what is wrong in this country.

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#5432

Wow Ted, you hurt yourself coming up with that one all by yourself, allstar?

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I forget how the rest goes but two guys I know have fucked your wife recently.  One of 'em in all three holes.  In an order that would surprise you.

#5434

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

#5436
29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.


0.0 

#5439

Roses are red

Violets are blue, 

Your daughter and wife attempted suicide,

because of you.

#5441
3 hours ago, Satchel said:

What has Cruz done that has directly benefited the citizens of Texas during his time in office? Tweeting all day doesn’t count.

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

#5445
30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

He’s already grandfathered himself out in by seeking a third term and doing so without dilemma.

#5446

sure, but true.

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You know it is a Photoshop right? Probably much worst IRL.

#5447
48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He claims to want term limits on Congress.  We'll see if he's serious the next time he's up.

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#5449
 
He writes poetry like he fucks his wife... rarely and poorly.... and maybe through a subordinate.
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