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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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  • Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that?  I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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#502
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Article also points out that Cruz gave less than one percent of his salary to charity.

Sounds pretty typical to me.

#503

Well, if he’s a Christian first he should resign from the Senate and go be a missionary or a preacher.

Go live your truth, Rafael and leave America to Americans ya potato faced Canadian.

#504
12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This article asks a salient question. Cruz said "I'm a Christian first, an American second ..."

Can you imagine if one of the Muslim members of congress said "I'm a Muslim first, an American second?"  Or if Bloomberg said "I'm a Jew first, an American second ..."

What's with the Christian privilege in the U.S.?

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2019/12/ted-cruz-im-a-christian-first-american-second-imagine-if-muslim-or-jewish-politician-said-that/


Article also points out that Cruz gave less than one percent of his salary to charity

He doesn’t have to give more money because he has Gods favor already. Now if he was poor, he’d need to give more money to get more favor / money back. That’s just how it works. Have you read the Bible? 
You really need to get up on your scripture:

 

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#505

It's rather sad how the current model has shed the early American belief that, once favored, the disciple must endeavor to assist the community in which he lives. The covenant of Grace was assured, but each congregant had a moral obligation to actively serve the community. A sort of rising tides lifts all boats to heaven approach. Had its problems, but when dealing with humanity, life is always messy. I guess the Great Awakening had something to do with the change to a less organized more personal experience, my memory is fuzzy on the history I learned in school. The current model has adopted the rather callous idea of FU, I'm saved and therefore justified in everything I do or say. It's an astonishing blend of fervent religious capitalism and selfishness. Oh well, heaven can wait.

#506
4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

He doesn’t have to give more money because he has Gods favor already. Now if he was poor, he’d need to give more money to get more favor / money back. That’s just how it works. Have you read the Bible? 
You really need to get up on your scripture:

 

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I’d rather get behind Beth Moore

#507

Yeah, it sucks when the government wants to get all up in your junk, doesn’t it Ted?

The absolute oblivious hypocrisy is just *chef’s kiss*.


#508
31 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Yeah, it sucks when the government wants to get all up in your junk, doesn’t it Ted?

The absolute oblivious hypocrisy is just *chef’s kiss*.

 

There are probably a whole lot of men in Alabama who would vote for that, and then say “sorry honey, even though I voted against it, the bill passed, looks like I gotta go get a vasectomy, what a darn shame!”  Condom sales would drop.  

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#515
15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do people really buy that shit? the dems are the party of the elite? you fucking serious, clark?

Obviously these are the people who represent the common man:

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#516
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do people really buy that shit? the dems are the party of the elite? you fucking serious, clark?

 

Yes. Democrats are coastal elites who keep minorities enslaved on the plantation through welfare.

The Diamond and Silk out front should have told you.

 

#517
On 2/10/2020 at 4:40 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This article asks a salient question. Cruz said "I'm a Christian first, an American second ..."

Can you imagine if one of the Muslim members of congress said "I'm a Muslim first, an American second?"  Or if Bloomberg said "I'm a Jew first, an American second ..."

What's with the Christian privilege in the U.S.?

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2019/12/ted-cruz-im-a-christian-first-american-second-imagine-if-muslim-or-jewish-politician-said-that/


Article also points out that Cruz gave less than one percent of his salary to charity.

Christians are victims. War on Christmas, anyone?

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#528

The irony would be delicious if a bunch of old bitter conservative folks who vehemently claim that coronavirus is just, like, a conspiracy, man ended up contracting it because they didn't listen to the experts and had a conference anyways. 

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of folks. 

#529
43 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Team virus.

Yeah I hope it kills you too.

I mean that's what you're saying, that you want him to die.

#532
5 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Yeah I hope it kills you too.

I mean that's what you're saying, that you want him to die.

I can’t believe the Democants would sink so low. They actually want a man to die. I like to joke around on here but this is too far. I’m actually not even mad, I feel sorry for them and will be praying for them. 

#533
2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I can’t believe the Democants would sink so low. They actually want a man to die. I like to joke around on here but this is too far. I’m actually not even mad, I feel sorry for them and will be praying for them. 

Tell me about the millionaires and billionaires. 

#535
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Dude is probably jacking off to porn nonstop. 

That would make him more relate-able.  I bet he just watches it for the plot.

#536
39 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I can’t believe the Democants would sink so low. They actually want a man to die. I like to joke around on here but this is too far. I’m actually not even mad, I feel sorry for them and will be praying for them. 

One of those fake Pelosi prayers!

#537

I’m somewhat of the opinion he’s just doing this for the attention / to be a media whore. His senate record is pretty much so nothing but fund raise. 

ill be watching for his interviews from ‘quarantine’ 

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#538

He should get back to work since dotard said this is all a hoax.  While carrying out his duties he should make close contact with as many of his fellow GOP senators as possible.

#541

I would be interested to see if he truly abides by the quarantine and does not leave his home, nor have personal contact with anyone. If for example, he cancels his housecleaning service etc.

#542
2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I can’t believe the Democants would sink so low. They actually want a man to die. I like to joke around on here but this is too far. I’m actually not even mad, I feel sorry for them and will be praying for them. 

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#543

He isn't following the advice of the guy who said he has an ugly wife by going back to work? Trump said you can go back to work and get better. 

#545
On 2/16/2020 at 2:08 PM, atomheartbevo said:

There are probably a whole lot of men in Alabama who would vote for that, and then say “sorry honey, even though I voted against it, the bill passed, looks like I gotta go get a vasectomy, what a darn shame!”  Condom sales would drop.  

Is it incest if you're sterile? Asking for Alabama.

#546
This is an elaborate ruse to create an alibi.
I gotta give it to that zodiac killier motherfucker, he's good.
Ted Cruz ate my son. True story
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#547

Here is a reminder that Ted Cruz is being paid $174,000/yr, $14,500/month, $3,346/wk, $669/day to be on paid sick leave but wants YOU to believe that providing paid sick leave to anyone earning  $7.25/hr, $290/wk, $1,255.70/month, $15,080/yr is socialism.

#549
On 3/8/2020 at 7:54 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

I can’t believe the Democants would sink so low. They actually want a man to die. I like to joke around on here but this is too far. I’m actually not even mad, I feel sorry for them and will be praying for them. 

 

#550

#fakequarantine 
 

Ted Cruz about to do Houston radio live from his quarantine 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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