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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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#6001
On 10/17/2023 at 5:34 PM, elfenix said:

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is a lot of things to a lot of people. Add an alleged curse on Houston sports teams to the list.

https://www.axios.com/local/houston/2023/10/17/houston-astros-ted-cruz-alcs

No matter which team you support in the all-Texas ALCS, you definitely don’t want @tedcruz near your team.But if you’re a #Rangers fan you might just want him to keep showing up to #Astros games 😂 https://t.co/BMTm3iuRGB

 

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#6002
Ted takes a break from promoting his podcast to assert that he isn’t bad luck for the Astros.

 

#6003
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:
No matter which team you support in the all-Texas ALCS, you definitely don’t want @tedcruz near your team.But if you’re a #Rangers fan you might just want him to keep showing up to #Astros games 😂 https://t.co/BMTm3iuRGB

 

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#6004
22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
Ted takes a break from promoting his podcast to assert that he isn’t bad luck for the Astros.

 

I don’t suppose that Ted understands it’s not only the perception of bad luck, but that people just don’t like him.

#6009
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I don’t suppose that Ted understands it’s not only the perception of bad luck, but that people just don’t like him.

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

#6013

“Dallas”

Congrats to the @Rangers!I’m a life-long Astros fans
#6014
4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
Ted takes a break from promoting his podcast to assert that he isn’t bad luck for the Astros.

 

He is a true fan.  He even took people to see them for Winter training camp down in Cancun. 

#6018
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

He will, now that they're in the World Series.  Fucking poser.

#6019
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He will, now that they're in the World Series.  Fucking poser.

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Rangers you never had a chance.

#6020
11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you have to tell people you're not a harbinger of bad luck, you probably are.

Why can't Cruz root for the fucking Rangers.

well, I'm sure he will now.

#6022
9 hours ago, C-Man said:

“Dallas”
 

Congrats to the @Rangers!I’m a life-long Astros fans

That last line is the kiss of death for the Rangers

#6024
45 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Good luck to the Dallas Rangers in the WS - Ted Cruz. 

I'm sure he's supported the Texas Stars when they've made it to the NHL finals.

#6025
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm sure he's supported the Texas Stars when they've made it to the NHL finals.

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

#6027

Reporter, "Senator Cruz, which Cuban on this Rangers team is your favorite?" 

Cruz, "Oh, I like 'em all about the same I guess."  

Reporter, "What if I told you there were three of them.  And they aren't technically in the United States via legal immigration pathways?"  

#6029
#NeverForget #CancunCruz #Halloween

 

#6030
11 hours ago, TeeDubya said:
#NeverForget #CancunCruz #Halloween

 

Dude needed to stuff a fucking lumpy MyPillow under his shirt for that costume to really take off. 

#6031
Ted Cruz, attacking President Biden’s efforts to make the ultra-wealthy pay their fair share, says Democrats are being unfair to the “super rich”

 

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#6035
On 10/24/2023 at 9:59 AM, YGIFS said:

He would have but the ice scared him so he left to Cancun before he could make it through his first period.

Phrasing....I think. Guess it depends on the pronoun? Congratulations on your menarche, Theodore! Right in time for menopause!

#6038
Ted Cruz is gearing up to run for president in 2028.

 

#6039

Vanity Fair: Ted Cruz is a cowardly weasel who won't answer questions regarding what's going on with Kate Cox and the state of Texas trying to dictate the terms of her being a womb bearer:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/ted-cruz-kate-cox-texas-abortion

Of course, Ted sponsored/supported the legislation and judicial activism that led to this. 

Cornyn is no better. He refuses to weigh in.

Fucking cowards, both of them. 

#6042
15 hours ago, South Austin said:

That fat Canadian fuck better not set foot in the Sugar Bowl.

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

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#6043
Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

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He bought a new hat for the game. Have to gear up.
#6044
17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh Mr. Princeton and Harvard Grad will be there, sporting burnt orange gear, and trying to get as many photo ops as possible.

If I see him at the game, I’m giving him one of these.

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#6046
On 12/7/2023 at 11:24 PM, tx 3 putt said:
Ted Cruz is gearing up to run for president in 2028.

 

1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.

2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.

So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  

#6047
1. A second Biden term will kneecap all the MAGA operatives and the gerrymandering.  He'll have no chance.
2. If somehow Trump gets elected he ain't leaving.
So,  no, there won't be a President Cruz.  
Ted Cruz makes DeSantis look charming. The only reason this isn't getting mentioned is because when Ted showed Trump his belly it eliminated him as a candidate to be taken seriously in the GOP.

Ted's reached his apex, he just does't have the self-awareness to know it.
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