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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

In a gravel pit.

Okay, we are workshopping this and it's slightly taking shape.

While y’all were workshopping and waterfalling the requirements, corporate dictated we adopt an agile mindset. To that end, I built a prototype. It was three story points on the Fibonacci scale.

 

 

 

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41 minutes ago, GenXer said:

While y’all were workshopping and waterfalling the requirements, corporate dictated we adopt an agile mindset. To that end, I built a prototype. It was three story points on the Fibonacci scale.

 

 

 

Holy fuck, we’ve crossed the Rubicon.

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Oh my word, GenXer.  I don’t know how you did that so fast.  And I don’t know how you can monetize that.  But you get that out there to the world.  Like any great political cartoon, you don’t want to busy it up with too much  copy or close captioning.  It’s though consider adding something about Cricket and/or Noem for clarity.  
 

again, you could make this thing viral in a matter of hours.  Kudos.  
 

edit-you gotta cross post that in the Noem thread as well.  Obviously it’ll be hard to commercialize it since it deals with Seinfeld licensing.  But you could certainly exploit it somehow to your benefit.  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh my word, GenXer.  I don’t know how you did that so fast.  And I don’t know how you can monetize that.  But you get that out there to the world.  Like any great political cartoon, you don’t want to busy it up with too much  copy or close captioning.  It’s though consider adding something about Cricket and/or Noem for clarity.  
 

again, you could make this thing viral in a matter of hours.  Kudos.  
 

edit-you gotta cross post that in the Noem thread as well.  Obviously it’ll be hard to commercialize it since it deals with Seinfeld licensing.  But you could certainly exploit it somehow to your benefit.  

Our new agile mindset is working swimmingly.  The prototype is updated with an intro to enhance the user experience.

As for monetization, I’ll leave that to the sales and marketing arm of the organization.

 

 

 

22 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Even if you for some strange reason like Ted Cruz, why the fuck would you want a picture of the Derby winner with his autograph?  

That's like having Patrick Stewart signing a Yankees poster.  

Sir Patrick - can you sign my 2011 Derek Jeter baseball card?

On 5/2/2024 at 8:57 AM, 4th&Five said:

Wut?

 

What are the physics of a horse's ass signing a picture of a horse?  

The paw?  Mah, we can’t leave in there.  It’s a sin.

the hoof…

thank you, the hoof ma!

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There seems to be an coordinated effort from the right now to attempt to appear coherent by agreeing that Biden won in 2020 but follows it up that there were many voting irregularities. When pressed for evidence, their answer is that "25% (or whatever) of Americans believe there were irregularities if not an outright stolen election." MFer, you pushed that false storyline and now use that lie as evidence that something wrong occurred.

This also allows them to walk the line with republicans with any belief about 2020 by giving something to all sides of the story.

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's such a spineless pussy.  IOW, he's the typical Republican. 

The whole thing is worse.  He's a fucking pussy.

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's such a spineless pussy.  

He really is one of the biggest pussies among our current elected officials, and that's saying a lot.  How his wife and daughters have any respect for him is a mystery.*

 

 

*[Narrator:  They don't.]

29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He really is one of the biggest pussies among our current elected officials, and that's saying a lot.  How his wife and daughters have any respect for him is a mystery.*

This guy has bigger balls than any of the snowflake Republicans. 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch. 

 

 

You left out fat.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There seems to be an coordinated effort from the right now to attempt to appear coherent by agreeing that Biden won in 2020 but follows it up that there were many voting irregularities. When pressed for evidence, their answer is that "25% (or whatever) of Americans believe there were irregularities if not an outright stolen election." MFer, you pushed that false storyline and now use that lie as evidence that something wrong occurred.

This also allows them to walk the line with republicans with any belief about 2020 by giving something to all sides of the story.

 

While 25% of this country believing there was widespread voter fraud does not prove there was voter fraud, it does prove a few things.

  • Trump and the Republican's lies and deceit reach about 25% of the people in this country.
  • 25% of this country are outright idiots.

That is like getting up on a stage and saying the proof that Bigfoot exists is because 13% of US Adults believe it is a real, living creature. That is your proof?

 

 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The whole thing is worse.  He's a fucking pussy.

 

Good Lord, I know we give him a hard time on here.  And I've run the same 3 quips about him over and over again.  But JFC, that was absolutely pathetic.  He was so overtly attempting at some sort of domineering posture while somehow overlaying blatant, pathetic weakness.  I know we've got some psychiatrists and counselors on here...somebody explain what the fuck that just was.  Even for Cruz, that was weird.  He was trying to be assertive while also kinda tacitly knowing that Collins knew he was full of shit.  And was kinda talking the audience but also just really talking to himself and Trump.  I mean, we've all seen some bizarre shit from this fuckbag over the last few years but this one is like borderline insane.  And I mean that in the clinical definition.  It's like what's happened to Abbott as of the last few years.  But Abbott is also much older and his physical condition may help explain away what he's working through.  Cruz has always been an asshole, but this was just odd for him given his age and acumen.  

Motherfucker eats poutine when theres no cameras around.

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15 minutes ago, RPM said:

Motherfucker eats poutine when theres no cameras around.

do not in any way take this as a defense of cruz, but don't we all?

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

do not in any way take this as a defense of cruz, but don't we all?

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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch

New thread title?  @immamac

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The whole thing is worse.  He's a fucking pussy.

 

 

What is total horseshit is him comparing his vote to not certify Biden's victory to other votes by democrats (and republicans) to not certify when Bush or The DoTarD won. The difference is this: Cruz's objection was part of a sustained, serious attempt to not allow the legitimate winner to take office, while those other votes were all symbolic bullshit and were not an attempt to overturn the election. 

 

 

Kaitlin Collins has been scoring points with me for some time. I wish more members of the media were as tough as her when it comes to not letting fuckers like Cruz off the hook with their bullshit.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The whole thing is worse.  He's a fucking pussy.

 

You taking notes, Kristen Welker?

6 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

Kaitlin Collins has been scoring points with me for some time. I wish more members of the media were as tough as her when it comes to not letting fuckers like Cruz off the hook with their bullshit.

Yep.  I've said repeatedly that she's grown on me.  

She used to work for Tucker fucking Carlson, but she's the real deal now.

8 hours ago, Pancho said:


 

 

fucking cuck

Love Kaitlin Collins.  Something I did like is Ted actually acknowledged that he has someone running against him, he brought it up unprompted.  He must have some concerns.

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I feel like Kaitlin Collins is a pretty good barometer for figuring out who is most likely to give out their social security number to the more sophisticated scammers. 

Some politicians are lazy in that they repeat the same lies over and over. This laziness prepares a reporter and their producers. I would also imagine that CNN and MSNBC have some level of real time fact checkers now.

Thread title change is lovely. Could use a couple dozen more pejoratives though. 

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

What a fucking worm ….

 

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On 5/24/2024 at 9:39 PM, tx 3 putt said:

What a fucking worm ….

 

So "I'm a big boy" means "I can be just as big a liar as the rest of them"?

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

F Ted Cruz …..

 

This is fine. And I’m sure @Brisketexan might have an opinion on that second part. 

19 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is fine. And I’m sure @Brisketexan might have an opinion on that second part. 

Is "no shit, Sherlock" really an opinion?

Once you accept the proposition that the presence of anyone but "the pure white race" in America is an existential threat, then the only logical conclusion is that you support what any rational human being would do in response to an existential threat: you take out the threat.  It's not about endorsing the action.  It's about defining the mere existence of brown people within our borders as an evil.  In other words, "the Republican platform."

On 5/23/2024 at 10:49 AM, yoladu said:

While 25% of this country believing there was widespread voter fraud does not prove there was voter fraud, it does prove a few things.

  • Trump and the Republican's lies and deceit reach about 25% of the people in this country.
  • 25% of this country are outright idiots.

That is like getting up on a stage and saying the proof that Bigfoot exists is because 13% of US Adults believe it is a real, living creature. That is your proof?

 

 

More than 33% of Americans believe in reincarnation and astrology. 

More than 33% of Americans believe in reincarnation and astrology. 

I believed in reincarnation in a former life.
18 minutes ago, Horndog said:

More than 33% of Americans believe in reincarnation and astrology. 

 

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so then Heidi says, "I've been watching you from across the bar.  And I wanna tear you apart.........and your friend, too!"  

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