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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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We all know that Raphael is going to be at the Michigan game, right?

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We all know that Raphael is going to be at the Michigan game, right?

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I'm sorry Colin, I wasn't familiar with your game. 

 

 

How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 

How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 
He really is the annoying kid who thinks he can argue his way into being likable.

Yes, Ted, we know that your presence really doesn't affect game outcomes... you're so despicable it's fun to blame these losses on you.
10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 

Also pathetic that this is the thing that bugs him and has him at least a little worried about losing voters. Not bailing on his state and blaming his daughter. Not being a ghoul and forcing rape victims to give birth. Not being the most smarmy, unlikeable human being on the planet. No, being a bad luck charm for local sporting events is the only way to sway Texas voters.

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

I counted 12 ads of his in the replies. Yeah that's exactly where I want to get my ad, where people are dunking on me. Great job Ted, keep it up.

13 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm sorry Colin, I wasn't familiar with your game. 

 

 

 

 

lol did he pay the Kamala gen z’ers to make this because this is out of the norm for Allred mostly because it’s good

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LOL

 

Every voter in Texas needs to see this. LOL

39 minutes ago, speed817 said:

LOL

 

Halfway cute for an aggy also

23 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

How pathetic that Cruz addresses the curse by stating the times that he has seen Texas teams win. 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Halfway cute for an aggy also

According to her LinkedIn, she's an Iowa alum 🤷‍♂️

7 minutes ago, speed817 said:

According to her LinkedIn, she's an Iowa alum 🤷‍♂️

She goes to a lot of different college teams games. She works on the Dan Le Betard show.

Halfway cute for an aggy also
Not an aggie. She travels to college games for the Le Betard show. Does a college football podcast with another young lady.

What Shultz said.
14 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

She goes to a lot of different college teams games. She works on the Dan Le Betard show.

More like Dan Le RETARD show, amirite? 

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Halfway cute for an aggy also

29 minutes ago, speed817 said:

According to her LinkedIn, she's an Iowa alum 🤷‍♂️

I would like to see what she looks like dressed up like Katheryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness.

Maybe in an 80s workout outfit.

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2 hours ago, Captainant said:

Incredible stat

 

There is one guy who is the anti-Ted Cruz.  When he shows up at a game, his team always wins and he bangs a couple of hot cheerleaders after the game. That man?  Frank Stallone.

 

Pouring one out for Lobo/YGIFS.

More like Dan Le RETARD show, amirite? 
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I would like to see what she looks like dressed up like Katheryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness.

Maybe in an 80s workout outfit.

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I'll go a different route...   I want to see here naked.  

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I called Cruz's Houston office today and asked the staffer to tell Ted to stay away from Ann Arbor this weekend to avoid Ted's stank on the Longhorns.   The young man chortled.  

9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I called Cruz's Houston office today and asked the staffer to tell Ted to stay away from Ann Arbor this weekend to avoid Ted's stank on the Longhorns.   The young man chortled.  

 

I'm shocked somebody actually answered the phone. 

 

4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm shocked somebody actually answered the phone. 

 

Tyler and San Antonio are the most likely to answer.  Dallas and Houston are hit or miss.   D.C. always go right to voice mail.  

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

Workflow is missing a decision box

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Ted brought a friend to the game!

 

Losing-ass losers.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I called Cruz's Houston office today and asked the staffer to tell Ted to stay away from Ann Arbor this weekend to avoid Ted's stank on the Longhorns.   The young man chortled.  

YGIFS is smiling down upon you. We'll done!

I wonder if Ted Cruz feels any shame for his role in getting those people killed on Jan. 6, 2021. 

38 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I wonder if Ted Cruz feels any shame for his role in getting those people killed on Jan. 6, 2021. 

Donald Trump insulted his father, mocked his wife's looks and mental health issues, made fun of him a lot and questioned his worth, and he still sucks up to Trump.

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

I just threw up a little. In my mouth. 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Donald Trump insulted his father, mocked his wife's looks and mental health issues, made fun of him a lot and questioned his worth, and he still sucks up to Trump.

He has no concept of what shame feels like, other than maybe it's that odd emotion he feels after entering his human wife and thrusting for 45 seconds and then climbing off of her when she wakes up.

Ted Cruz has not had sex with his wife for at least 10 years.

Legit or date rape style.

You know it and I know it.

 

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18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

But everyone else has. 

Thanks Lobo.

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Ted Cruz has not had sex with his wife for at least 10 years.

Legit or date rape style.

You know it and I know it.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

But everyone else has. 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Thanks Lobo.

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On 9/1/2024 at 10:08 PM, speed817 said:

LOL

 

Simply seeing Cruz can dry a woman’s vagina in real time. 

On 9/3/2024 at 10:00 PM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

YGIFS is smiling down upon you. We'll done!

If he can see that from above, shouldn’t he be looking at the Longhorn cheerleader showers instead?

As of 4:45, the Austin and Dallas offices are still taking calls.  Neither of the people who answered my calls were very happy about my request for Ted to stay away from Ann Arbor.   

On 9/4/2024 at 6:11 AM, Bookman said:

I just threw up a little. In my mouth. 

This you?

 

He's starting to look a little too much like Grandpa Munster:

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57 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's starting to look a little too much like Grandpa Munster:

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Oh wait, it did.

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