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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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On 9/23/2024 at 4:26 PM, aggie08 said:

Jesus, how many couches were killed to make those suit jackets?

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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22 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, speed817 said:

We're fucked......

 

 

I dunno, seems like JD cheering for their side might counteract his suckitude

Fixed it for those two.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Someone get him tickets to the Texans game instead!!!

3 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Look at the scoreboard.  He ain’t in Cancun

You got to be fucking kidding me.  Nothing a Coors Light upside the head wouldn't cure. 

(To all Kash Patel FBI agents reading this thread: I mean a cold and frosty deliciously foamy beer, only.  Not 12 ounces of deadly aluminum-encased lethality.  Really).

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The Cruz curse lives on. Pretty amazing it’s so powerful it can defeat whatever horrible juju Vance puts on OSU.

2 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

Look at the scoreboard.  He ain’t in Cancun

 

Fuck that baby-back bitch. Except when he shows up in college station wearing aggy gear and they lose. And then I go right back to hating that carpetbagging dickbag. goddmamn simpering cuck. fuck off, ted

Old Man: we’re losing, leave you piece of shit! 

Has he ever witnessed a win?

Jesus Christ.

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It really makes you wonder about what Rafael could have done that was so bad that he has completely become a cuck for Trump.

12 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

It really makes you wonder about what Rafael could have done that was so bad that he has completely become a cuck for Trump.

apparently he's a cuck to a lot of men.

 

rip lobo

JFK files released, when's old man Cruz getting arrested?

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On 3/16/2025 at 11:08 AM, speed817 said:

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The coolest thing Ted ever saw was millions of Texans freezing their asses off in his rearview mirror while he was fleeing the state for Cancun. That was cold.

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After some longer than necessary internet research, found Jennifer Reyna on KHOU. This thread needed a palette cleanser anyway. Otherwise it gets moved to the scat board.

34 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

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After some longer than necessary internet research, found Jennifer Reyna on KHOU. This thread needed a palette cleanser anyway. Otherwise it gets moved to the scat board.

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I'm excited for you that you just discovered Jennifer Reyna. It's like when someone says they're watching The Sopranos for the first time. You're excited for them, but you're also a little jealous because you want to experience that joy of experiencing something so amazing for the first time.

6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not fair! Over the line! That smile is illegal! Those tits are outta bound...

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20 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im really debating betting my entire 401k against U of H in the final four

Hahahahha, like anyone has anything left in their 401k.

guess who went to the game tonight?  Guess whether the team from Texas won or lost. 

guess who went to the game tonight?  Guess whether the team from Texas won or lost. 
Do we have verification?

Sorry Houston.

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He’s just trolling at this point, right?

31 minutes ago, tx ind said:

He’s just trolling at this point, right?

As a Gator law grad I would just like to thank Rafael for his support last night. 

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

As a Gator law grad I would just like to thank Rafael for his support last night. 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

let's hope Rafael doesn't give two shits about hockey

Well, he is Canadian.

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