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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

let's hope Rafael doesn't give two shits about hockey

 

There are very few things that POS give two shits about. 

pwning the libs being at the top of that very short list. 

 

Still pissed this cunt didn't show up in Omaha on a Monday night in June. 

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This smarmy cunt has been uncharacteristically quiet of late. Thread almost dropped to the 3rd page. Saw this earlier on Reddit and laughed

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Is there anything these two clown senators do for the good of this state? We'd never have a manned space flight center, unfinished super conductor, or possibly the highland lakes if they were our leadership from yesteryear. Other than podcasts and Fox News, I'm not sure what they do all day.

Just now, DaysOff said:

Is there anything these two clown senators do for the good of this state? We'd never have a manned space flight center, unfinished super conductor, or possibly the highland lakes if they were our leadership from yesteryear. Other than podcasts and Fox News, I'm not sure what they do all day.

What the hell are you talking about? We got a speech about green eggs and ham once, about 12 years ago.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Is there anything these two clown senators do for the good of this state? We'd never have a manned space flight center, unfinished super conductor, or possibly the highland lakes if they were our leadership from yesteryear. Other than podcasts and Fox News, I'm not sure what they do all day.

If they're dithering away on a podcast or Fox news at least they aren't actively screwing us.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

This smarmy cunt has been uncharacteristically quiet of late. Thread almost dropped to the 3rd page. Saw this earlier on Reddit and laughed

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3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

What’s the feeling called where the two people you hate the most turn on each other. Unfortunately, these two suck so badly that it could be staged for views. 

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5 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

What the fuck is happening in the simulation where Tucker fucking Carlson is starting to make sense?!?

Lol, this was the moment when I bailed and couldn't listen to these two yell at each other anymore. 

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It’s entertaining watching these two “ackshully” shitbirds go after each other. 

What exactly do we get out of our relationship with Israel, Ted?

Double points: Take away the op that Mossad ran through Epstein.

11 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Fucking a. That was my first thought with all of this. Why doesn’t the rest of our media just actually ask them questions?

3 minutes ago, troph said:

Oh my fucking god that was actually refreshing. What the hell is going on here?

Really basic level journalism. That’s literally it. It’s just not very hard.

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To be fair, Ted Cruz would never put himself in this situation with a “liberal” journalist, and would absolutely deflect and attack. He thought he was safe with Tucker and got exposed. 

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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You know what?  No. I’m tired of this bullshit meme. Oh? Some traitor had a salient point for one moment in their lives?  More than likely a mistake or a deliberate attempt to reach out to one iota outside their cult bubble?  No. Fuck them. Always and forever. 
 

Tucker fucking Carlson or Ted Cruz or Putin or Trump or my in laws will never have a fucking genuine point about anything in their entire stupid lives. Fuck off. 

Double stupid equals stupid squared.

Oh my god I’m cheering for Tucker Carlson.

Its like Im catching preview of late Walking Dead Episodes. “Hey, didnt that guy bash that chick’s boyfriend with a baseball bat. What are they doing palling around together? He’s a good guy now?”

Carlson wants views to be relevant. Picking an argument with an unlikeable person is a calculated move.

Fuck this timeline right in it's fucking ass for making me agree with Tucker Goddamn Fucking Carlson godDAMMIT.

This is WWE heel-turns-good crowd manipulation and I'm not falling for it.

You'll always be Bowtie Cunt to me, Tucker.

On 4/8/2025 at 1:59 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

There are very few things that POS give two shits about. 

pwning the libs being at the top of that very short list. 

 

He spends a lot of time trying to look like a human man.

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the fuck is happening in the simulation where Tucker fucking Carlson is starting to make sense?!?

He must loathe Cruz. Credit where it is due, he turned the former star debator inside out both factually and rhetorically. 

10 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Fucking a. That was my first thought with all of this. Why doesn’t the rest of our media just actually ask them questions?

Yes! We got a new car that has the HD radio. I was listening to the BBC News Hour on a KUT channel. The hosts were knowledgeable and actually to apply critical thinking in real time. They were also bold enough to state clear truths without feeling they had to quote anything that came out of their mouths.

I guess Mike Wallace is passing into the past, but I wish we could turn every TV "journalist" into that guy. There used to be a saying of how the worst thing anyone could hear from their receptionist was, "Mike Wallace from 60 Minutes is here to talk to you."

If you don't of him, it's probably worth looking him up on YouTube. All those old school guys were great.

9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You know what?  No. I’m tired of this bullshit meme. Oh? Some traitor had a salient point for one moment in their lives?  More than likely a mistake or a deliberate attempt to reach out to one iota outside their cult bubble?  No. Fuck them. Always and forever. 

I don't know who that is. Can you tell me? 

Thanks

Your boss tells you “if you make Trump angry, he will kick you out. If you are kicked out, you are fired.”

It’s as simple as that. Everyone is worried about keeping their job and making money. I’m sure that disgusting hag of a press secretary goes home every night and cries over a few bottles of cab.

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Don't be fooled, Tucker is still ust being Putin's mouthpiece.

Iran is a Putin ally so he's just wants American politicians who support regime change to look bad.  It's just propaganda and optics 

Let me be clear, I hate Ted Cruz, but knowing the population and/or ethnic make up of Iran isn't germane to wether the Ayatollah should be overthrown.  

I think Putin should be overthrown, but I have no idea how many people live in Russia, or what the ethnic breakdown is.  

Ted is just starting an opinion.  Journalism is asking the whys, hows, and what the regional/global ramifications would be, not questions about the population, or favorite foods of the country.

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2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Don't be fooled, Tucker is still ust being Putin's mouthpiece.

Iran is a Putin ally so he's just wants American politicians who support regime change to look bad.  It's just propaganda and optics 

Let me be clear, I hate Ted Cruz, but knowing the population and/or ethnic make up of Iran isn't germane to wether the Ayatollah should be overthrown.  

I think Putin should be overthrown, but I have no idea how many people live in Russia, or what the ethnic breakdown is.  

Ted is just starting an opinion.  Journalism is asking the whys, hows, and what the regional/global ramifications would be, not questions about the population, or favorite foods of the country.

 

I agree to all this 100%

 

However.......

I celebrate anything that makes that carpetbagging, weasel-faced, smarmy little bitch look like a dipshit. 

 

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I agree to all this 100%

 

However.......

I celebrate anything that makes that carpetbagging, weasel-faced, smarmy little bitch look like a dipshit. 

 

His being makes him look like a dipshit. 

Carlson wants views to be relevant. Picking an argument with an unlikeable person is a calculated move.
There are two things that unite all of MAGA: licking Trump's balls, and cutting off Ted's.

Tucker keeps that up Teds gonna let him fuck his wife

Full 2 hours if you are in the mood to stab your ears with an ice pick

 

The topics


(0:00) Why Does Cruz Want Regime Change in Iran?
(6:28) Is the US Currently Acting in Its Own Best Interest?
(7:49) Was Regime Change in Syria Beneficial to the US?
(12:31) Was the Iraq War a Mistake?
(18:55) Why Aren’t US Politicians Focused on Fixing America’s Problems?
(27:02) How Much Money Is the US Sending to Israel?
(29:17) Does Cruz Think It’s Okay That Foreign Governments Spy on America?
(31:47) How Much Money Has Cruz Taken From AIPAC?
(38:22) To What Extent Is the US Government Influenced by Foreign Governments?
(49:12) Is the Israel of the Bible the Same as the Current Israeli Government?
(55:09) How Does Funding Israel Benefit the US?
(1:11:54) What Happens Next in Iran?
(1:13:42) What Really Is an Isolationist?
(1:19:53) Are There Iranian Assassins Trying to Kill Trump?
(1:30:18) Cruz Knows Nothing About Iran and Wants to Destroy It Anyway
(1:32:55) Trump’s Response to Tucker’s Position on Iran
(1:34:51) Cruz Refuses to Apologize for Supporting the Disastrous Ukraine/Russia War
(1:46:55) Why Does Cruz Think Zelensky Is a Hero?
(1:47:44) Why Did Cruz Support the Blowing up of Nord Stream?
(1:50:12) Is Russia an Enemy of the US?
(1:56:29) Is America the Moral Authority?

20 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Using theology to justify the actions of the US government. We’ve totally lost the separation of church and state. We are a theocracy in the minds of MAGA.

This is 2 people who have become irrelevant trying to get their names in the news.

7 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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Wait just one cotton pickin minute, are you comparing rafael to Luke Skywalker? cmon man gif

31 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Full 2 hours if you are in the mood to stab your ears with an ice pick

 

The topics


(0:00) Why Does Cruz Want Regime Change in Iran?
(6:28) Is the US Currently Acting in Its Own Best Interest?
(7:49) Was Regime Change in Syria Beneficial to the US?
(12:31) Was the Iraq War a Mistake?
(18:55) Why Aren’t US Politicians Focused on Fixing America’s Problems?
(27:02) How Much Money Is the US Sending to Israel?
(29:17) Does Cruz Think It’s Okay That Foreign Governments Spy on America?
(31:47) How Much Money Has Cruz Taken From AIPAC?
(38:22) To What Extent Is the US Government Influenced by Foreign Governments?
(49:12) Is the Israel of the Bible the Same as the Current Israeli Government?
(55:09) How Does Funding Israel Benefit the US?
(1:11:54) What Happens Next in Iran?
(1:13:42) What Really Is an Isolationist?
(1:19:53) Are There Iranian Assassins Trying to Kill Trump?
(1:30:18) Cruz Knows Nothing About Iran and Wants to Destroy It Anyway
(1:32:55) Trump’s Response to Tucker’s Position on Iran
(1:34:51) Cruz Refuses to Apologize for Supporting the Disastrous Ukraine/Russia War
(1:46:55) Why Does Cruz Think Zelensky Is a Hero?
(1:47:44) Why Did Cruz Support the Blowing up of Nord Stream?
(1:50:12) Is Russia an Enemy of the US?
(1:56:29) Is America the Moral Authority?

Plenty of "Jews did this" and Putin apologia, I see

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