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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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15 minutes ago, royiv said:

Using theology to justify the actions of the US government. We’ve totally lost the separation of church and state. We are a theocracy in the minds of MAGA.

Without hyperbole, our leadership is so unmoored from the American ideal that it currently represents the greatest danger to humanity. And that’s just for starters. 

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16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Plenty of "Jews did this" and Putin apologia, I see

I hate when antisemitism and Russia bootlicking force Tucker Carlson to accidentally stumble upon a good take

19 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Plenty of "Jews did this" and Putin apologia, I see

1 section I did listen to was the Putin part.  Tucker refuses to bad mouth Putin and blames the USA for everything.   Scumbag

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Full 2 hours if you are in the mood to stab your ears with an ice pick

 

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(0:00) Why Does Cruz Want Regime Change in Iran?
(6:28) Is the US Currently Acting in Its Own Best Interest?
(7:49) Was Regime Change in Syria Beneficial to the US?
(12:31) Was the Iraq War a Mistake?
(18:55) Why Aren’t US Politicians Focused on Fixing America’s Problems?
(27:02) How Much Money Is the US Sending to Israel?
(29:17) Does Cruz Think It’s Okay That Foreign Governments Spy on America?
(31:47) How Much Money Has Cruz Taken From AIPAC?
(38:22) To What Extent Is the US Government Influenced by Foreign Governments?
(49:12) Is the Israel of the Bible the Same as the Current Israeli Government?
(55:09) How Does Funding Israel Benefit the US?
(1:11:54) What Happens Next in Iran?
(1:13:42) What Really Is an Isolationist?
(1:19:53) Are There Iranian Assassins Trying to Kill Trump?
(1:30:18) Cruz Knows Nothing About Iran and Wants to Destroy It Anyway
(1:32:55) Trump’s Response to Tucker’s Position on Iran
(1:34:51) Cruz Refuses to Apologize for Supporting the Disastrous Ukraine/Russia War
(1:46:55) Why Does Cruz Think Zelensky Is a Hero?
(1:47:44) Why Did Cruz Support the Blowing up of Nord Stream?
(1:50:12) Is Russia an Enemy of the US?
(1:56:29) Is America the Moral Authority?

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This is like watching that 77-0 OU/aggy game where you realize somewhere around 42-0 that you’re smiling and pumping your fist after every score. Then you feel shame.

44 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

1 section I did listen to was the Putin part.  Tucker refuses to bad mouth Putin and blames the USA for everything.   Scumbag

This.  Let's not forget Tucker is a complete Russian asset at this point.  Just like Gabbard.  None of this is by accident.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is like watching that 77-0 OU/aggy game where you realize somewhere around 42-0 that you’re smiling and pumping your fist after every score. Then you feel shame.

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10 hours ago, Nivek said:

Carlson wants views to be relevant. Picking an argument with an unlikeable person is a calculated move.

Yeah fuck both of them but it's always good to see Ted taken down.  It would actually be great if Ted said 'you think Trump knows?'  

18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah fuck both of them but it's always good to see Ted taken down.  It would actually be great if Ted said 'you think Trump knows?'  

IDK if I'm minority or majority but Ted is definitely worse than Tucker.

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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IDK if I'm minority or majority but Ted is definitely worse than Tucker.

Tucker is directly being paid by Russia and promoting their bullshit.

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It's debatable which of them has done more evil, and both sides have compelling cases to be made. I hate them both for different reasons. On this occasion, I will allow myself the indulgence of seeing sniveling Ted getting pantsed, even if I know Tucker Carlson's motivations are suspect and he should never be considered an ally.

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One can appreciate Tucker taking Cruz apart without endorsing everything Tucker represents. 

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

One can appreciate Tucker taking Cruz apart without endorsing everything Tucker represents. 

The enemy of my enemy can fuck right off too

-Shn Tzu

it's true, everybody hates Ted Cruz. 

The last half of the interview they used a running clock.

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It's debatable which of them has done more evil, and both sides have compelling cases to be made. I hate them both for different reasons. On this occasion, I will allow myself the indulgence of seeing sniveling Ted getting pantsed, even if I know Tucker Carlson's motivations are suspect and he should never be considered an ally.

I think Tucker is worse than Cruz in the grand scheme of things because his Fox audience was much bigger than Ted’s.
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


I think Tucker is worse than Cruz in the grand scheme of things because his Fox audience was much bigger than Ted’s.

I think that's a fair assessment.

Cruz, so far as I know, hasn't actually ever done shit. Sure, he votes along party lines, once gave a stupid Dr. Suess speech, and embarrassed himself running for president, but what real evil has he actually caused? He's just a sniveling, weasel-faced smarm, who's easy to hate. I don't think his rhetorical skills have ever convinced anyone to spread the hate. The people who like him were already fucking assholes.

Now, Tucker's another issue. His job as a propagandist has played an important role in turning people into fucking assholes.

50 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I think that's a fair assessment.

Cruz, so far as I know, hasn't actually ever done shit. Sure, he votes along party lines, once gave a stupid Dr. Suess speech, and embarrassed himself running for president, but what real evil has he actually caused? He's just a sniveling, weasel-faced smarm, who's easy to hate. I don't think his rhetorical skills have ever convinced anyone to spread the hate. The people who like him were already fucking assholes.

Now, Tucker's another issue. His job as a propagandist has played an important role in turning people into fucking assholes.

I don’t know about this. Both of them push crazy conspiracies. Both have their own internet based shows. Both have the ear of the dumbest right. Only one of them is a Senator. 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

I don’t know about this. Both of them push crazy conspiracies. Both have their own internet based shows. Both have the ear of the dumbest right. Only one of them is a Senator. 

I get what you're saying, but again, Cruz's supporters were already fucking assholes and his vote, by default, goes to the oily assholes.

That said, I absolutely don't believe that he's responsible for changing a single person's mind to switch over to the Dark Side.

As the most uniquely unctuous individual who's ever existed, I can't think of a more pathetic political creature.

Gotta preface this by saying I fucking hate both of these pricks with all of my being. But I find it weird that I keep seeing the Iranian population snippet being  described as some kind of devastating takedown of Cruz. It's a stupid gotcha question from a Russian asshat/asset, and it's obviously fallacious to conclude someone doesn't know anything about a country because they can't tell you their population. 

I hate that I watched any of it. 

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Gotta preface this by saying I fucking hate both of these pricks with all of my being. But I find it weird that I keep seeing the Iranian population snippet being  described as some kind of devastating takedown of Cruz. It's a stupid gotcha question from a Russian asshat/asset, and it's obviously fallacious to conclude someone doesn't know anything about a country because they can't tell you their population. 
I hate that I watched any of it. 

Sorry. This is bullshit.

You are one of a very small amount of people who can potentially influence a conflict that can cost thousands of American lives and perhaps the lives of millions of others. It is your responsibility to know the details. As a US senator you have almost infinite resources to provide you information and analysis. Instead, one of the 2 senators of the state of Texas, who is Ivy League educated can’t even be bothered with basic shit. He has a podcast to do and some shit posting on Twitter about those evil libs and migrants. He’s got lives to ruin and billionaires to deep throat. He can’t even spend the 3 seconds to type:

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Fuck him and fuck anyone for excusing him or voting for him.
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I miss Lobo. Right around now he’d post about all of Heidi’s extramarital blowjobs.

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36 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He was making up all that shit. 

Okay, Ted.

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

Now, Tucker's another issue. His job as a propagandist has played an important role in turning people into fucking assholes in to weaponized zombies

fify on tucker....

this isn't just 0u vs. aggy

it's switzer/0u/comet vs. sherrill/aggy/asteroid

Cruz was a deciding vote on Kavanaugh, who voted to overturn Roe, for what that's worth.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Cruz was a deciding vote on Kavanaugh, who voted to overturn Roe, for what that's worth.

And his father was in on the Kennedy assassination.

I bet if Cruz (fuck that mentally deficient piece of shit) had responded by asking Tucker what the population of the US was then Tucker would have been completely befuddled too.  Of course, Cruz (fuck that morally bankrupt piece of shit) wouldn't have known the answer to that question either.

19 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Sorry. This is bullshit.

You are one of a very small amount of people who can potentially influence a conflict that can cost thousands of American lives and perhaps the lives of millions of others. It is your responsibility to know the details. As a US senator you have almost infinite resources to provide you information and analysis. Instead, one of the 2 senators of the state of Texas, who is Ivy League educated can’t even be bothered with basic shit. He has a podcast to do and some shit posting on Twitter about those evil libs and migrants. He’s got lives to ruin and billionaires to deep throat. He can’t even spend the 3 seconds to type:

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Fuck him and fuck anyone for excusing him or voting for him.

Ted would obviously want to attack Iran regardless of how many millions of people live there, so why should or would he know? It doesn't make any difference to him. 

The guy's an asshole for wanting another middle east war that violates another country's sovereignty and for giving nothing but bullshit reasons for it. If you also want to also bash him for not knowing the population, that's cool with me. All I'm saying is it's fallacious to say someone doesn't know anything about a country because they can't tell you the population of it off the top of their head. 

11 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

And The Derel!

Which would make sense. Hate The Derel. 

Ted would obviously want to attack Iran regardless of how many millions of people live there, so why should or would he know? It doesn't make any difference to him. 
The guy's an asshole for wanting another middle east war that violates another country's sovereignty and for giving nothing but bullshit reasons for it. If you also want to also bash him for not knowing the population, that's cool with me. All I'm saying is it's fallacious to say someone doesn't know anything about a country because they can't tell you the population of it off the top of their head. 

This clip just reminds me how much I fucking hate Tucker Carlson. He’s been out of sight and out of mind for quite some time. So obnoxious how his voice goes up an octave or two on his “gotcha” statements.
On 6/19/2025 at 3:23 AM, South Austin said:

I miss Lobo. Right around now he’d post about all of Heidi’s extramarital blowjobs.

Dibs on Heidi's Extramarital Blowjobs for my 80s ska-punk cover band.

On 6/18/2025 at 10:22 PM, mchookem said:

it's true, everybody hates Ted Cruz. 

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Rafael saying, "If you do not stand with Israel then I will not stand with you," should be part of a tv commercial run on every football game shown in Texas until the next time he's up for re-election. 

edit - I poked around to see if I could find the when & where of the "if you don't stand with israel..." video but didn't see much.
 

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36 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

Rafael saying, "If you do not stand with Israel then I will not stand with you," should be part of a tv commercial run on every football game shown in Texas until the next time he's up for re-election. 
 

Need to know where Gov Abbott stands on this issue 

So to get this story straight. Bastita who was an authoritative thug and puppet of the US government, tortured Ted Cruz's dad and that's why he hates communism.

It's bold!

Based on that Ted Cruz clip, "stand with Israel" is the new "stunning and brave" in modern vernacular.

The phrase has become so overused that it no longer means anything. What other ally gets as much "unconditional" support and aid from us?

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

So to get this story straight. Bastita who was an authoritative thug and puppet of the US government, tortured Ted Cruz's dad and that's why he hates communism.

It's bold!

He hates communism for making his Dad support Castro so much that the US-based strongman had no choice but to torture him, you stoopid sip

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I am now a Yankees fan. NSFW: beautiful language

 

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