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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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That was three years ago, but yeah.

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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We call it the cone of honor in our house.

It's never too soon to repost that clip.  I like to tell myself it's Michael Rapaport with the loudest voice, because he's awesome (even if he's a Yankees fan).

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I am now a Yankees fan. NSFW: beautiful language

 

This happened in 2022. I was at that game.

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Good news, everyone, Ted's in Kerrville. 

My God, haven't they suffered enough?

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If the river reacts to Ted like women do, it'll dry right up.

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Good news, everyone, Ted's in Kerrville. 

Yet another futile attempt to persuade people that he has any humanity or empathy.  

4 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ted-cruz-was-vacationing-in-europe-as-emergency-crews-desperately-searched-for-texas-flood-survivors/

While Texas suffered, Ted was exploring musty, cavernous ruins previously pillaged by armies of conquerors.  But enough about Heidi.  Turns out this fat fucker really does reveal his curse every time he vacations or attends any Texas-based sporting event.

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I miss YGIFS and his Heidi fanfic.

What kind of American leaves to celebrate his nation's independence day in another country?

13 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

There's new research showing global warming means more rain storms stall out over small areas and dump even greater amounts of water. The current models don't account for it but studying the phenomenon and figuring out how to model for it is exactly what Rafael wants to prevent NOAA from doing. Crazy stuff. 

What kind of American leaves to celebrate his nation's independence day in another country?

A Canadian one?
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Is Heidi considered Canada Dry by marriage? 

On 7/8/2025 at 7:40 AM, Mo Horn said:

 

 

weather forecasts only promote global warming lies !!!!!

13 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

What kind of American leaves to celebrate his nation's independence day in another country?

Eight Republican congressmen spent their Independence Day in Moscow seven years ago.

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/04/625980917/gop-congressmen-visit-moscow-thaw-icy-relations-before-trump-putin-talks

Obviously that effort was a huge success as manifested by Trump’s performance in Helsinki. 

47 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Eight Republican congressmen spent their Independence Day in Moscow seven years ago.

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/04/625980917/gop-congressmen-visit-moscow-thaw-icy-relations-before-trump-putin-talks

Obviously that effort was a huge success as manifested by Trump’s performance in Helsinki. 

And achieving his goal of ending Russian attacks on Ukraine in his first 24 hours in office.

During a speech on the Senate floor, he said that he had floated the Guadalupe "dozens of times".   I know grease and scum float but doesn't evil usually sink?

During a speech on the Senate floor, he said that he had floated the Guadalupe "dozens of times".   I know grease and scum float but doesn't evil usually sink?

To be fair, when he said dozens of times, he meant never.

He needs to publicize his international vacation schedule so those of us that value the lives of our kids can get out of the state before the next mass casualty event hits. 

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Just had a long discussion with the kind, knowledgable online docent at air and space by IAD.

I apologized on behalf of rational Texans.

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so let me get this straight...

Cruz was on vacation in early July and then the Senate recesses for the whole month of August?

 

 

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

so let me get this straight...

Cruz was on vacation in early July and then the Senate recesses for the whole month of August?

 

 

gotta be available to hop a plane before the next natural disaster!

Didn’t we already establish that spending any amount of money on political expression is protected speech under the first amendment?

11 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Didn’t we already establish that spending any amount of money on political expression is protected speech under the first amendment?

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10 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Didn’t we already establish that spending any amount of money on political expression is protected speech under the first amendment?

Supreme Court (through some circuitous nonsensical 75-page opinion, probably leaning on made-up history):

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Sending money to protest organizers, so that port-o-potties are onsite, is worse than the mafia.

Fuck you, raphael.

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Somehow this took precedence over the funding to harden our schools? When is feltito going to get that money raised to protect children?

Biden should tweet tonight: "I'm proud very proud of my Presidency.  Serving as your 46th President has been the honor of my life. And  tonight, I'd like to share with American people one of my great success, of which, few are aware;  that in my 4 years on office, I never once spoke with that Cuban-Canadian cunt from Texas, Rafael Cruz.  Thank you for your attention to this matter". 

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