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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Biden should tweet tonight: "I'm proud very proud of my Presidency.  Serving as your 46th President has been the honor of my life. And  tonight, I'd like to share with American people one of my great success, of which, few are aware;  that in my 4 years on office, I never once spoke with that Cuban-Canadian cunt from Texas, Rafael Cruz.  Thank you for your attention to this matter". 

It’s past 7pm on the east coast. Maybe tomorrow 

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"Sorry Ted, Trump took the jar he keeps your balls in. I figured there wasn't much else worth discussing with you. I don't know if he brought the jar back to DC..."

I don't know if there's a more intellectually dishonest and spinless member of our U.S. Senate than Ted Cruz.  Which means there's a decent chance he's our next President.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

No, everyone hates him.

And yet...

  • 4 weeks later...

This motherficker calling me during the Texas kickoff, and from California????!!!!

 

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That’s just a cover, he’s actually in Columbus. 

Sark is a moron

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

I hope whoever did that does it dozens more times and then the locations all spell "fuck charlie kirk" on google maps. would also like to watch TC keystone cop his way around town whitewashing overpasses

Ted, you're the hateful garbage we don't want to see anymore. 

Someone with degrees from Princeton and Harvard, who lives in a tony enclave with what I suspect to be a very finely designed residence could not be bothered to use a Pantone color matching chart? How performative.

12 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I hope whoever did that does it dozens more times and then the locations all spell "fuck charlie kirk" on google maps. would also like to watch TC keystone cop his way around town whitewashing overpasses

Yes his actions and bringing attention to this will create 10 more copy cats. Not that Cruz won’t be internally happy about it. He wants that.

Hopefully next time someone puts a fuck Charlie Kirk and Ted Cruz tag on there. 

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

His effort is a great analogy for his overall career. He starts off to accomplish something, when we all know his motivations are clearly just to help himself, and then he makes a mess of it. I wouldn't be surprised that this was the first time he's held a paint roller in his hands.

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That’s what a lifetime of bad posture does, y’all. Stretch, use a standup desk, hike with a backpack on, do yoga, even get some of those straps that pull your shoulders back. Do whatever takes.
 

The older you get, the harder it is to correct.

"At best, he sounds like Yoda with a sinus infection...trying not to cum."

 

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Passive-aggressive Macanudo would make sure he heard that my punk band's name is "Ted Cancruz" and our crowd favorite song is either "Heidi's Wondering Eye" or "My Dad Killed JFK."

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Passive-aggressive Macanudo would make sure he heard that my punk band's name is "Ted Cancruz" and our crowd favorite song is either "Heidi's Wondering Eye" or "My Dad Killed JFK."

Your B side to "Heidi's Wandering Eye" "I hold a fishing rod like a pussy" is a low key jam. 

  • 2 weeks later...

He’s on Hannity right now complaining about Soros and saying he talked to Bondi today to get funding protests added to Rico offenses. I’m averaging 1.5 times per week that I get to give this dork the middle finger on westheimer. I think that’s why he’s getting fatter. I’d like to take credit for his demise.  

For the millionth time, every accusation is a confession.  Wasn’t Trump paying people to go to his rallies?

6 hours ago, miguelito said:

How's the wifi in Cancun?

Not bad but sometimes you have to chase the signal.

  • 3 weeks later...

lol, that should work, thanks Ted. if we've learned anything NYers love you and will do what you say; certainly won't do the exact opposite. dildo

3 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck Ted Cruz. What a miserable cunt he is.

 

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Calling him a jihadist seems kind of slandery.  That's just me though.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Calling him a jihadist seems kind of slandery.  That's just me though.

yeah, like, I don't fucking get this. even this thread title skirts calling him an actual weasel. just outright calling someone a marxist jihadist should carry some consequences. I'm pacifistic as fuck but more people should be popped in the nose. maybe chop to the throat. something. nothing permanent. just a consequence wake up

He has put on some weight. 

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  • 2 weeks later...

If Trump is still alive and functioning just enough in 2028, there's no way he's giving Ted Cruz his endorsement.

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If Trump is still alive and functioning just enough in 2028, there's no way he's giving Ted Cruz his endorsement.

Why would he?  If Trump is alive in 2028, he's staying in the White House another 4 years.

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