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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Craig Mazin’s absolute hatred of Cruz is the reason I follow him on Twitter.

Yeah, he created “Chernobyl” and stuff but the way he savages Cruz is amazing.

Pro Tip - Don’t be a gross slimy cockface to your college roommate.

Outside the obvious reason, you both might become famous one day and then everyone gets hilarious stories at your expense.

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3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


new place for RICE talk. 

Glowing talk from Ted.  I wonder if the CEO said something mean about Heidi.

They ate Goya for 90 years?

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I have a vagina and I’m from Alabama, so y’all check on his math for me.

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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


new place for RICE talk. 

If my parents fed me Goya black beans twice a day for my entire life, I would probably have taken a shot at JFK as well.

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

They ate Goya for 90 years?

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I have a vagina and I’m from Alabama, so y’all check on his math for me.

I have a penis and I'm from Texas, so I checked on his math for you.

It don't add up.

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How you like my avatar now?

When Trump loses in November I hope he emails out the pictures he has on Trump, Graham etc..

 

18 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


new place for RICE talk. 

I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 

ted is still a piece of shit though. 

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And this was what he was flying to -




Seriously. He needs a beatdown.
On 7/10/2020 at 6:41 PM, lemonlime said:

There's a tweet for everything.

 

I’m sure Asics and Adidas are just thrilled...

On 7/10/2020 at 6:03 PM, Bama Chick said:

What about Nike, Ted?

 

Fucking snowflake.

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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Can one of y’all kick his narrow ass, please?

 

Face covering may be removed to eat or  drink (Third bullet), Karen 

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25 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Face covering may be removed to eat or  drink (Third bullet), Karen 

I don't see "face covering may be removed while fucking around on your phone" in the list of bullet points.

I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 
ted is still a piece of shit though. 

Oh boya

The Republicans could have sweeped this election with an ad campaign showing how sexy you could be wearing a mask and toting a semi-automatic. 

I'm way past the point of understanding the Republicans general love affair with hatred and idiocy, but still amazed at how they will chop off their own dick just to taste liberal tears. 

(I do realize that the urge for self-destruction runs pretty strong on the left as well...)

“Face covering may be removed to hold a coffee cup as an excuse” is not on the list of exemptions.

No face mask around his chin while on board and then there’s this -


I mean, I'm fucking cheering for this guy to never wear a mask. This is celebration shit, imo. 

Look at the dead-eyed thousand yard stare he has.

 

I hope he hates what he’s become and it causes him hours of lost sleep.

 

Traitor ass traitor.

On 7/11/2020 at 11:37 AM, Xian said:

I just talked to my wife who fled Cuba in the 90s. Not sure about the 90 years bs, but She said Goya is/was everywhere in Cuba.   I personally have seen it in my Cuba travels. 
 

ted is still a piece of shit though. 

Ted Cruz's grandparents ate Commie Beans for 90 years! Ted embraces communist/socialist black beans! Ted's a RED!

Morphing to Jabba the Hut.

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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Can one of y’all kick his narrow ass, please?

 

The mask probably keeps sliding off of his waxy face. Either that or it absorbs the oil and becomes a fire hazard.

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18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He sure has gotten fat. 

I think the beard is an attempt to his that as well. 

It's not working.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I'm fucking cheering for this guy to never wear a mask. This is celebration shit, imo. 

Yeah.  I hope he skips his seat belt, bike helmet, vegetables, and routine doctor visits, too.   Live on the edge, you fat piece of shit.

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

The Republicans could have sweeped this election with an ad campaign showing how sexy you could be wearing a mask and toting a semi-automatic. 

I'm way past the point of understanding the Republicans general love affair with hatred and idiocy, but still amazed at how they will chop off their own dick just to taste liberal tears. 

(I do realize that the urge for self-destruction runs pretty strong on the left as well...)

Imagined liberal tears. They do stupid destructive shit then dance around saying, "Hee hee hee! We really got the libs with that one!" Rush confirms with no real evidence or a just a plain lie, and they all ejaculate.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah.  I hope he skips his seat belt, bike helmet, vegetables, and routine doctor visits, too.   Live on the edge, you fat piece of shit.

We're not lucky enough for bad living to take him early. These ghouls always live forever. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He sure has gotten fat. 

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I don’t care what everyone says, sometimes Twitter fucking rules.

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Why does Cruz pick these battles? Cuban is taking him to the woodshed. 

 

1000s dying in this state, hospitals overwhelmed, economies in ruin and this motherfucker wants to fight the Mavericks owner over whether guys are going to kneel and if they'll wear government propaganda on their jerseys. 

Cuban better cool it. He's Cruzin' for a Bruisin'. Word has it that our esteemed senator this fucking gigantic pussy has already asked Gym Jordan to clear out his schedule later this week in case Cuban needs a firm spanking. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

1000s dying in this state, hospitals overwhelmed, economies in ruin and this motherfucker wants to fight the Mavericks owner over whether guys are going to kneel and if they'll wear government propaganda on their jerseys. 

Once again, Cruz shows zero leadership 

On 7/16/2020 at 1:50 PM, Bama Chick said:

Wait for it.

 

QFTMFT.

What a fucking dipshit. Oh, remove regulations to help businesses? That’s not going to pack bars and restaurants, fuckstick. 
 

He should just say the truth: we are ok if people die and get horribly and permanently damaged by this virus. They don’t care if it’s 5 or 10 million people. Just get back to work. 

11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Dusting off the secret playbook. 

"We don't got it" ????

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32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Since fuckstick has done exactly jack shit since he went off to Washington, "every accusation..."

39 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

translation = we had no idea how shitty a wage the average american worker was earning

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