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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Still say that’s Jimmy Kimmel. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The only reason he thinks what King said was stupid was because King said it where outsiders could hear it.  That's it.

1 hour ago, Atx71 said:

Nobody he talks to care about Russian investigation???? What a steaming pile of shit. 

 

ted doesn't talk to anyone but die hard republican boosters.  it's absolutely true.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

ted doesn't talk to anyone but die hard republican boosters.  it's absolutely true.

Ted Cruz should only ever get one question from any member of the press -- how does Trump's dick taste?  It's the only relevant inquiry.

56 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ted Cruz should only ever get one question from any member of the press -- how does Trump's dick taste?  It's the only relevant inquiry.

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 Not too good apparently. 

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Nobody he talks to care about Russian investigation???? What a steaming pile of shit. 
 
To be fair, no one talks to him, so he's probably telling the truth
On 1/13/2019 at 6:16 PM, Underdog said:

Still say that’s Jimmy Kimmel. 

Bullshit, Jimmy Kimmel is hot.  

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Cruz apparently clapped back and said.... "But you yelled at me.  I haz sad".  Pussy.

 

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Still chuckling at the Vulvarine nickname somebody dropped on here a few days ago.

Good, but still not as good as it needs to be.  Needs more "the president is lying, the president is a con artist, anyone who supports this is abdicating their duty, etc"

Bennett is a guy who absolutely hates Cruz and just couldn't take it anymore. 

The shit stain and Empower Texas tried to primary Senator Kel Seliger and failed. So he stripped him of his committees. Seliger has more expertise in public school than anyone in the Leg. And this POS kicked him off. I have known Seliger for over 50 years and he is as honest as anyone in the state house. A very much smarter than Patrick.

Bravo.  That was fucking awesome.  

And Vulvarine is legendary.   Who do I need to rep?  Amazing.  

wonder how many people from Texas start following his twitter feed.  I know of one.

 

15 hours ago, Atx71 said:

The shit stain and Empower Texas tried to primary Senator Kel Seliger and failed. So he stripped him of his committees. Seliger has more expertise in public school than anyone in the Leg. And this POS kicked him off. I have known Seliger for over 50 years and he is as honest as anyone in the state house. A very much smarter than Patrick.

wrong thread.

1 minute ago, relapse98 said:

wrong thread.

Thanks. I always mix those two up. I dont know how.

31 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Please give Goeb all your vitriol in our legislature thread, https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/4992-86th-texas-legislative-session-010819-052719-thread-of-fail/

I gladly welcome any discussion of what's going on in Austin as it's also fairly important but currently kinda quiet.

Yes I have. The Borger Facebook group is incensed about this. They have started a campaign to tell Patrick to go fuck himself. Seliger and his folks are very well regarded in Borger. And he was a classmate of mine since 7th grade. He has more expertise on school finance than anyone in the legislature....and just when it is needed the most, Patrick throws a hissy fit.

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Yes, the Mexican drug lord known for [checks notes] digging tunnels under walls.

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Sorry to derail, but I just had to jump in here and say outstanding job on the thread title.

That is all... Carry on.

The Senate just passed a real nice conservation bill (S. 47) that was the result of productive bipartisan negotiations.  It does important things like fund the land and water conservation fund and block resource extraction efforts too close to national parks.  It passed 92-8 with only a few real shitheads voting against it.  Guess who was one of those shitheads? 

Zodiac was joined in his no vote by such quality individuals as Mike Lee, R. Paul and both Oklahoma senators.  

Wonder what Teds wife thinks of him.

Trump made fun of Cruz's whole family and Cruz still wanted to get on his knees after.

I do love Ted's new grandstanding on his Chapo money bill. That's a great idea, I'll fully support it. But... IIRC, they have no fucking clue where that money is.  So at this point, it's just a bill entirely for show. Just like it was last time he wrote it.

8 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Wonder what Teds wife thinks of him.

Trump made fun of Cruz's whole family and Cruz still wanted to get on his knees after.

Mrs. Cruz was willing to get on her knees for Trump too in trying to lobby for the World Bank job.

1 hour ago, relapse98 said:

I do love Ted's new grandstanding on his Chapo money bill. That's a great idea, I'll fully support it. But... IIRC, they have no fucking clue where that money is.  So at this point, it's just a bill entirely for show. Just like it was last time he wrote it.

texas politicians going all in on the wall is maybe the most disappointing result of all this. fuck you, ted cruz.

texas politicians going all in on the wall is maybe the most disappointing result of all this. fuck you, ted cruz.

 

No, Texans re-electing these carpet bagging fuckholes is worse. They told us who they were and what they stood for and we went all in again.

On 2/16/2019 at 12:21 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

And yet, complete silence against subversion of the constitution by President Trump. This guy is garbage. Poor Texas.

That thing was on his lip and then he ate the thing, whatever that thing was. 

Has he made any public statement about the national emergency declaration? Nothing on twitter, his Senate website or in a google news search. His hypocrisy and cowardice is incredible. Can't believe Texas chose this guy over Beto. 

Texas chose a capital R over Beto. That was the extent of most of the voting public's thought process. 

Has he made any public statement about the national emergency declaration? Nothing on twitter, his Senate website or in a google news search. His hypocrisy and cowardice is incredible. Can't believe Texas chose this guy over Beto. 

Because we are frauds. Tough as singly ply.
7 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Because we are frauds. Tough as singly ply.

In spite of all the proud "Texas tough" bullshit rhetoric, 50.9% of those who bothered to vote took one look at this sniveling rat-faced weasel with his counterfeit whiney twang  and thought "Hell, yeah, I want that guy representing me in front of the whole wide world."

16 minutes ago, bolverk said:

In spite of all the proud "Texas tough" bullshit rhetoric, 50.9% of those who bothered to vote took one look at this sniveling rat-faced weasel with his counterfeit whiney twang  and thought "Hell, yeah, I want that guy representing me in front of the whole wide world."

We're Texas!

Aren’t Texans notorious for screwing each other out of everything?  Ted Cruz is a perfect fit for Texas.

I am already embarrassed to be an American because of Trump and now I really don't want to tell any outsiders I am a Texan either because we are ass clowns for electing Cruz, Abbott, Patrick, Paxton etc.......

 

FML 

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