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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Ted Cruz.

Let a political opponent run down his wife and father, and cucks himself to be as subserviant as possible afterwards.

Throws his children under the fucking bus as an excuse for bailing on his "home" state having a humanitarian crisis.

Leadership on display.

 

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Also, the PRIVILEGE in that statement during a pandemic when people need help. 

Kids off school due to bad weather - "can we fly to Cancun?"

Ted - yes I have the privilege and means to fly to Cancun, stay for one night and then turn around and fly home

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Ugh my kids asked to take a last minute trip to Mexico this week too. I said no. Guess I am a crappy parent.

Fleeing Flyin' Ted!  Ran away from Texas when everyone was freezing!   Then threw his family under the bus!  Then had to fly back home in coach, LIKE A DOG!

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Also, the PRIVILEGE in that statement during a pandemic when people need help. 

Kids off school due to bad weather - "can we fly to Cancun?"

Ted - yes I have the privilege and means to fly to Cancun, stay for one night and then turn around and fly home

Hell, that statement made it worse for him, if such a thing is possible.

He could have used the excuse the trip was planned months in advance.  Still bad, but he could have.  Instead, he posted how out of touch he really is by saying the kids where whining about needing somethng to do, so on the spur, let's just go to Cancun!

 

 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hell, that statement made it worse for him, if such a thing is possible.

He could have used the excuse the trip was planned months in advance.  Still bad, but he could have.  Instead, he posted how out of touch he really is by saying the kids where whining about needing somethng to do, so on the spur, let's just go to Cancun!

 

 

People who think Ted Cruz is "smart" at politics - he fucking duffed it with this statement.  Jesus Christ, what bad instincts to not just say it was pre-planned, he shouldn't have left, etc. etc. 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

CancunCruz is waiting for the talking points to be written and distributed.  Then play the victim and blame his misdeeds on someone else.  GQP playbook, it is always somebody else's fault, always,

School cancelled and kids asked for a last minute trip to Cancun, complete with a police escort through the airport. We've all been there. 

His statement is laughable because going on a vacation at this time is indefensible.  There's no way to spin it.  You also know that the only reason he was wearing a mask at the airport was to try to hide his face.

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just amazing that despite all his sliminess, it doesn't even stop with his children. no one is safe from Ted Cruz, not even his family? do we need to get Heidi alone to make sure she's not a prisoner?

Lets see how interested CancunCruz is in back the blue after this.

 

 

 

Weird to take a suitcase that size to fly down and back immediately.  

 

His let them eat cake moment?

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

CancunCruz is waiting for the talking points to be written and distributed.  Then play the victim and blame his misdeeds on someone else.  GQP playbook, it is always somebody else's fault, always,

Yes, because they have Newsom eating out, Pelosi and her hair stylist, and I'm likely leaving out others. He can do this for days.

The GOP rank and file need to have someone to 'kick' that is lower on the totem pole because they are 'victims,' Ted is going to make himself a victim to align with them so they all are in this together, victims one and all. They will soon have the real victims lined up to kick and dunk on, as soon as they locate appropriate brown people, women, poor immigrants, etc etc

Can't imagine this making his kids love him more

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2 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

His let them eat cake moment?

I think he’s eaten it all 

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

His let them eat cake moment?

It won't make a shit.  He'll be reelected with zero problems. 

It won't make a shit.  He'll be reelected with zero problems. 

That’s really the only punctuation mark on this.

A Republican politician could fucking machine gun 1,000 Texans, and he’d have a cakewalk to re-election.

This state is dying, and we’re doing it to ourselves. It’s suicide.
 
 

“This is not a third world country...”

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this fuckin timeline is doing the most masterful troll job


That’s really the only punctuation mark on this.

A Republican politician could fucking machine gun 1,000 Texans, and he’d have a cakewalk to re-election.

This state is dying, and we’re doing it to ourselves. It’s suicide.

Yep. This will be the intolerant left’s fault for canceling this doting father.
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A Republican politician could fucking machine gun 1,000 Texans, and he’d have a cakewalk to re-election.

Shhh, don’t give Ted any ideas.

Can't Biden just institute a travel ban on people from Cancun?

Oh look at that pandering with his new mask. 

I don't know how he thought he could sneak to Cancun on a commercial flight.

I hope Art sends him a bill for the police presence. 

"... and my daughters asked to take a trip to Cancun. To which I replied, 'of course not. Are you nuts? There are like 10 different reasons why that is the worst idea I've ever heard. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to do everything in my power to help the millions of suffering Texans right now'."

is what he should have said. 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Hmm, overnight trip to Mexico with way too much luggage, have we considered that Ted may be working for the cartels as a drug mule?

I demand customs check his asshole immediately before being let back into this country. 

28 minutes ago, MajorMajor said:

Glorious, errbody on Rafael like... 74e8760a92b2f107d811c5ff9a739394.gif

Block or Charge? 

I mean the power was out in River Oaks; would you want to hang around and talk to Ted Cruz when the power is out?

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"... and my daughters asked to take a trip to Cancun. To which I replied, 'of course not. Are you nuts? There are like 10 different reasons why that is the worst idea I've ever heard. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to do everything in my power to help the millions of suffering Texans right now'."

is what he should have said. 

"The products of my political party refusing to give women birth control were bugging the absolute fuck out of me, so I tried to dump my hideous family in Cancun but that fucking liberal lamestream media harassed the shit out of me.  I fucking hate them, I fucking hate this state, and this stupid family didn't help me become President in 2016, so fuck them and fuck all of you." 

Just now, Underdog said:

Block or Charge? 

Feet were set but likely in the restricted area.

Big 12 refs would call it a charge, I'm sure. 

Does he have a negative COVID test within the past 72 hours?

4 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

I demand customs check his asshole immediately before being let back into this country. 

Check his asshole? Is that a chicken-egg sort of thing?

"... and my daughters asked to take a trip to Cancun. To which I replied, 'of course not. Are you nuts? There are like 10 different reasons why that is the worst idea I've ever heard. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to do everything in my power to help the millions of suffering Texans right now'."
is what he should have said. 

Right? “I wanted to be a good dad.”

Well you failed as bad as your own father did there. A good father says “I’m sorry, there is a time and a place for everything, but now is not the time for Cancun to be the place. There are a lot of people suffering and it’s my job to help. Another time.”
1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


Right? “I wanted to be a good dad.”

Well you failed as bad as your own father did there. A good father says “I’m sorry, there is a time and a place for everything, but now is not the time for Cancun to be the place. There are a lot of people suffering and it’s my job to help. Another time.”

The ruling class is not bound to laws or the struggles of the people they represent.  You are stuck at home with your kids, but Lord Ted can fly to Cancun on short notice and fuck you for questioning him. 

14 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Top bag would come in handy for bringing back our HEB/Texas goodies on our trips down there. 

18 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Holy shit, I need to not read Surly when drunk.  I seriously don't remember posting that

Did you just out a sock or are you still so drunk you can't tell that's a different username?

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