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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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34 minutes ago, Lobo said:

According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

He's very smart, but he's obviously a henpecked husband and Heidi's grip on his nuts overwhelmed his decision-making capabilities.

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40 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Bless these poor women. They finally found a way to burn their bridge with Heidi, so they no longer have to talk to Ted on couples' game night.

The key party at Ted and Heidi’s house was a lose-lose situation anyway.

It won't matter in 2024, but I have never seen a GOP politician get roasted this bad by the local media.

3 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Do you guys think Collin Allred has a chance to defeat Cruz in 2024?

Not mean enough, although he was just about to whoop some Republican ass on the House floor just before the insurrection.

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a NY Times op ed writer was directed to the Texags thread about Fled Cruz.  hilarity ensues.  

 

I came across this hashtag on my timeline 

#tedcruzisamotherfuckingbitchassbitch

 

I made that up, but seems pertinent. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

According to his staff, Ted was traveling to Mexico to get them to pay for the Wall (Heater).  

Seriously, he's an asshole, a traitor, and beyond egotistical.  But he's not stupid.  I know y'all like to say he's the dumbest asshole in Texas, but he's very sharp and very measured.  That's what makes this so puzzling.  He knew he'd get this kinda backlash.  He knows 70% of his voters will suck his dick for his as long as he keeps sucking Trump's in some sort of bizarre Tex-Cru-Tru human centipede chain.  But he had to know on many levels this would not play well more broadly with all eyes on Texas right now across the nation.  I am really wondering what the play here was.  

 

36 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

He's very smart, but he's obviously a henpecked husband and Heidi's grip on his nuts overwhelmed his decision-making capabilities.

As the texts show this was all Heidi’s idea.  She bitched and bitched and despite knowing it was a horrible idea Cuck Cruz gave in cause he has no backbone.  Will be fun times in the Cruz household in the near future.

What makes the Cruz's triple dumbasses is they could have all flown to DC and stayed in a warm hotel under some premise of "getting back to work early."

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Heidi basically told Ted they were going because she didn’t want to be locked in with him because he’s a fucking twat.

Divorce proceedings are likely imminent.

Can I steal this and post on Twitter?
Sure...its not mine lol
a NY Times op ed writer was directed to the Texags thread about Fled Cruz.  hilarity ensues.  
 


Oh. My. God.

I’ve never texted aggy coworkers so fast...

Already posted I’m sure but I don’t care this thread is sending me

 
 
The Cruz vacation is an early entrant for an end-of-year Bum Steer award, and perhaps the eventual winner of the whole shebang.

Let’s not dare 2021. Didn’t work out well last year.

That awkward moment at U.S. Customs when you have a mullet, a paunch belly looks like you're holding, enough luggage to last a week, and a shitty dark beard and they ask, "What were you doing in Mexico for just 17 hours?"  

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Sen. Ted Cruz said that flying to Cancun, Mexico, as a winter disaster in his home state left millions without power or water "was obviously a mistake" and that "in hindsight I wouldn't have done it."

Cruz, a Texas Republican, spoke to reporters after returning to his Houston home Thursday evening from a trip that has earned fierce criticism on social media and in his own backyard.

"I started having second thoughts almost the moment I sat down on the plane, because on the one hand, all of us who are parents have a responsibility to take care of our kids, take care of our family. That's something Texans have been doing across the state," said Cruz, who had said in an earlier statement that he flew to Mexico because his daughters had asked to take a trip and he was trying to be a "good dad."

"But I also have a responsibility that I take very seriously for the state of Texas and frankly, leaving when so many Texans were hurting didn't feel right and so I changed my return flight and flew back on the first available flight I could take," Cruz continued.

With protesters audible outside his home, Cruz said he understands the anger many Texans feel toward his decision.

"Of course, I understand why people are upset. Listen, we're in a strange time where Twitter's been going crazy and the media is going crazy and there's a lot of venom and vitriol that I think is unfortunate frankly on both sides," Cruz said. "I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly at a time of crisis."

 

4 hours ago, Dewey said:

Beto is posting everything he can for the people of Texas, the big metro areas and small towns, where to stay, where.to get food and watwr,.pet friendly places. Ted retweets NWS announcements and tributes to Rush Limbaugh. One is an elected official, the other holds no office, one goes off to Cancun because he's had the tickets for months and are non-refundable. 

Even worse, this was an impromptu trip

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19 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Already posted I’m sure but I don’t care this thread is sending me
 

A significant portion of the population literally hates her yet AOC is doing more for the people of Texas than Flyin’ Ted. 

 

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

So ... he's letting his daughters stay in Cancun without any adults present?

 

4 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

This fucking bitch thinks so incredibly little of his constituents to be peddling this line of bullshit.

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The Banner Society crew is wildin on his ass

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Sen. Ted Cruz said that flying to Cancun, Mexico, as a winter disaster in his home state left millions without power or water "was obviously a mistake" and that "in hindsight I wouldn't have done it."
Cruz, a Texas Republican, spoke to reporters after returning to his Houston home Thursday evening from a trip that has earned fierce criticism on social media and in his own backyard.
"I started having second thoughts almost the moment I sat down on the plane, because on the one hand, all of us who are parents have a responsibility to take care of our kids, take care of our family. That's something Texans have been doing across the state," said Cruz, who had said in an earlier statement that he flew to Mexico because his daughters had asked to take a trip and he was trying to be a "good dad."
"But I also have a responsibility that I take very seriously for the state of Texas and frankly, leaving when so many Texans were hurting didn't feel right and so I changed my return flight and flew back on the first available flight I could take," Cruz continued.
With protesters audible outside his home, Cruz said he understands the anger many Texans feel toward his decision.
"Of course, I understand why people are upset. Listen, we're in a strange time where Twitter's been going crazy and the media is going crazy and there's a lot of venom and vitriol that I think is unfortunate frankly on both sides," Cruz said. "I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly at a time of crisis."
 


Got a source for that? Would love to share a link.

I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly at a time of crisis."

lofuckingL,  maybe go on Foxnews and dribble that one out there, no one else buys that shit. Please tell me about the time Obama went golfing you piece of shit. 

3 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly at a time of crisis."

lofuckingL,  maybe go on Foxnews and dribble that one out there, no one else buys that shit. Please tell me about the time Obama went golfing you piece of shit. 

Guys, I know I helped create the Capitol riot, but please be nice to me right now.  You're hurting my feelings.

i still find it amazing that the terrorists were put on no fly lists but their leadership was'nt

For someone who has gone out of his way to sow the wind, it is only right and just that Ted reap the whirlwind.

You should all be thanking Ted. When it’s so miserable, having someone so unlikable to focus your frustrations at can be cathartic.

He’s given up himself as the comic book villain to take your minds off of the death and suffering that surrounds you. It’s really quite heroic and may be his greatest moment.

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Click through for clips of a very sorry Ted on Hannity for a quick fluffing to make him feel better. 

2 minutes ago, Mole said:

You should all be thanking Ted. When it’s so miserable, having someone so unlikable to focus your frustrations at can be cathartic.

He’s given up himself as the comic book villain to take your minds off of the death and suffering that surrounds you. It’s really quite heroic and may be his greatest moment.

So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Cancun Cruz will stick.

I like Fled Cruz as well

Ted's Adventure got me wondering what embarrassing crap Tommy Tuberville was up to. Checked his Twitter feed, and he spent the whole day down in the Dothan area doing Senator stuff.

I mean, it wasn't freezing, but on the other hand, he was in Dothan.

doxxed myself hard - lol
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Is that the love child of Andy Milonakis and Post Malone?
He's very smart, but he's obviously a henpecked husband and Heidi's grip on his nuts overwhelmed his decision-making capabilities.

Jesus.

We have reams and reams of evidence that Flyin’ Ted is an amoral, prevaricating, power seeking, grasping, treasonous shit lemur who does whatever is best for himself.

He only cares about himself. He’ll let you call his wife ugly and call his father a serial killer if he thinks the end result of the relationship will benefit his ultimate ambitions.

But it’s the wife’s fault he “made a stupid decision”.

No it ain’t - he doesn’t give a fuck about her, as evidenced by letting the orange guy call her ugly with nary a whisper of protest. She was the travel agent and social chairman who made the plans and the secretary who sent texts to get the gang together.

Ted wanted to go to the beach, so Ted told everyone “We’re going to the beach” and his arrogance made him incapable of believing he would face any blowback.

Or, hey, it’s his bitch’s fault such a “very smart” man got so overwhelmed by his clenched nuts and her henpecking!
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