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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

This quote will not age well for the esteemed senator from Texas.

And now I'm trying to recall who was the last esteemed senator from Texas...

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And now I'm trying to recall who was the last esteemed senator from Texas...

Sam Houston?

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if you go to a public college or university." 

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He looks like Fidel Castro there. What a piece of shit. I’m ashamed and embarrassed to call him my Senator. 

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn he really hit those cancun buffets !

#obeselikeus

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

#obeselikeus

I won’t fat shame him because there are a plethora of things he has done that in normal times would have had him removed from office. All I can think of looking at that picture is I see someone who looks to be depressed. I still want to see him removed from his seat because he is not actually performing any of the duties he should be as an elected official and, you know, his actions that helped incite people to commit seditious acts on January 6th. 

16 hours ago, Brandywine said:

He looks like Fidel Castro there. What a piece of shit. I’m ashamed and embarrassed to call him my Senator. 

I spent 5 minutes last night looking at photos of Castro trying to pick the one that best matched Cruz.  I couldn't find one that had "it" but as you say the resemblance is there.

On 3/27/2021 at 11:51 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Needs more mariachi band.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is that worthy of a ban?

Prolly because some GQP got all offended and reported it.

 

On 3/27/2021 at 6:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

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This is actually Cruz doing the Bellamy salute in tribute to Trump's wall.  He's doing it with his left arm because his right hand is concealing a pocket hot dog.  RAFAEL/RAFI BOMB:

 

On 3/27/2021 at 6:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

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It's like an ad for a cologne named Chimichanga with the campaign slogan being "Hot Fat and Sweaty."

He looks like he oozes bacon grease.

 

 

 

On 3/25/2021 at 12:38 PM, Sawbonz said:

Yeah that’s stupid all around. What do you think their response would be if asked to put their mask up?

‘We’ve both been fully vaccinated but, if you want us to, we will.’

On 3/25/2021 at 12:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

Gotdam, I just literally got off right-wing twitter and this was one of the talking points.

 

Congrats.

That’s why it’s a waste of time trying to have a conversation with a parrot.

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14 hours ago, F250 said:

 

It's like an ad for a cologne named Chimichanga with the campaign slogan being "Hot Fat and Sweaty."

He looks like he oozes bacon grease.

 

 

 

He does but not good bacon, he probably smells like Canadian bacon grease.

You think she'd be exhausted from dragging his fat ass continually.

I'm on Ted's mailing list because I have emailed him on numerous issues.

He sent this longcat email about his border bs and blaming Biden.

I just replied that "This is hogwash.  You should be ashamed of yourself."

I restrained myself from my usual invective-filled rant. That seems like bad idea jeans.

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm on Ted's mailing list because I have emailed him on numerous issues.

He sent this longcat email about his border bs and blaming Biden.

I just replied that "This is hogwash.  You should be ashamed of yourself."

I restrained myself from my usual invective-filled rant. That seems like bad idea jeans.

Wow, you really told him.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Wow, you really told him.

Told his no reply email, more like.

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Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 

 

 

Wasn’t he in a Buckhorn Beer ad?


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23 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love the clip, not sure if I could deal with a blottoed Cinci accent for an entire book.

 


There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

 

surly-scooped  

 

 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

 

17 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

surly-scooped  

 

 

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There needs to be a word for when you read something on the internet and think it's so good that you need to run to Surly to post it only to find out that some other Surly poster already has. I propose "surlyfreude."  

Gil Bang’ed.
8 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Gil Bang’ed.

That doesn’t work. Gil posts it anyway, 2-3 days late, possibly multiple times. His suggestion implies folks read the thread and recognized to not post it. That’s like a G-Bang antithesis. 

22 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Gil Bang’ed.

That only goes for Threads being started by Gil Bang. 

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 
 

 

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Don't think there's enough time or bandwidth to tell you wtf is wrong with that piece of shit.  

There is nothing consistently funnier than reading the replies to a Ted Cruz tweet.  EVERYONE fucking hates him.  Every time he tweets, he gets 200+ insults.  

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 
 

 

Only reply that needs to be made.

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57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

WTF is wrong with this piece of shit:

 

 
 

 

No Shiner, you pandering Canadian pussy?

 

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