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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The video from upthread of Amy berating Ted while he's scrolling on his phone? Watch this:

 

 

Wanna get away?

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It's stunning how many Republican men think they are alpha males, but act like fucking snowflakes.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

maybe I'm just a hardened soul but that video was pretty yawn

But the creator has a high opinion of his own work.

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's stunning how many Republican men think they are alpha males, but act like fucking snowflakes.

Well, Donald Trump is their leader and role model now and he’s the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen hold the presidency in my lifetime so that should come as no surprise. 

I'm going to hell anyway but yeah, I'm thinking it.  

Please tell me how Israel’s national security is tied in any way to America’s national security.

Never mind. Don’t bother. Because it’s not. 

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'm going to hell anyway but yeah, I'm thinking it.  

A rocket going up his ass would be poetic.  
 

And regarding the thread title water is wet.

3 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

A rocket going up his ass would be poetic.  
 

And regarding the thread title water is wet.

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Ted is probably meeting with Mossad so he can plan his next move.

He's sure been butthurt since his trip to Cancun was thwarted. First a midnight border run, now this.

The conservative fixation with Israel is one of the most pathetic examples of warped psychology anywhere. The whole "chosen people" bit writ large. The self-same people who spew vile antisemitic venom on U.S. soil bend over backwards when Bibi comes asking for munitions, all because of -- what? Not even any specific biblical injunction, just the general theme of one.

If Jesus had been a Zoroastrian instead of a Jew, we'd be arming Iran, with every bit as much posturing as we currently use in re: Israel.

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6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If Jesus had been a Zoroastrian instead of a Jew, we'd be arming Iran, with every bit as much posturing as we currently use in re: Israel.

Jesus was a Christian, you dumb son of a bitch.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Jesus was a Christian, you dumb son of a bitch.

Good one.

And if English was good enough for Jesus then it’s good enough for me. 

On 5/13/2021 at 12:07 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Listen Senator:

At the rotten core of trumpism are the Creeps your parents warned you about. You know - horror clowns incarnate. I would seriously doubt any of the Big Hat crew supporting you is in to that type of depravity. 99% of Trumpers don't swing that way. You are not Trump's lawyer. 

You are a United States Senator from the State of Texas. You aren't LBJ. You aren't John Connally. But you have an opportunity to be wise. 

Now some uninvited personal advice:

Spoiler

 

With all due respect, you look clingy. And - this is not to make you feel uncomfortable about your appearance - learn to laugh at yourself.  Listen to Heidi more. Take the wisdom she offers you. Two become one. God commands us to do that. God commands you to respect your wife and her opinions.

Lose the full beard; you look like Al Gore at Waldo's Pond (no offense, Mr. Ex-Vice President). 

And most importantly and, perhaps, you may embrace the humor taken in good faith at your own expense. The wise never overemote.  Ever. They are sure of the path they see ahead. This isn't a musical after all. j/k  

Get back to the books. grasshopper. And don't forget the the Golden Republican Rule for attaining power, target anyone to the right of you as a Nazi. It spooks the herd into your camp. The vote is where the power resides. That is our common ground. 

Deflate the overelevation. Cool?

 

Sincerely,

The Soul of LBJ

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3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Partnering with Bibi to own the libs or something.

 

Fun fact: Iron Dome was provided to Israel by OBAMA.  This was above and beyond what was earmarked for the general Israel defense nonsense we give to them.  I am not defending this move, but moreso pointing out that Cruz is a fucking idiot for not knowing this.

Serious question, how is Israel’s national security tied to our national security? 

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Serious question, how is Israel’s national security tied to our national security? 

Well I’ve been told they are the only democracy in the Middle East, which I really kind of doubt since it’s more like apartheid but begs the question how that benefits us in any way whatsoever even if accurate. 

 

15 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Well I’ve been told they are the only democracy in the Middle East, which I really kind of doubt since it’s more like apartheid but begs the question how that benefits us in any way whatsoever even if accurate. 

Fun fact: Iran's parliament is the oldest democratically elected governing body between Turkey and Vietnam. 

If Ted knows anything it's what masculinity looks like!

 

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The Republican love affair with Russia is the weirdest thing in politics.

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12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If Ted knows anything it's what masculinity looks like!

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

If Ted knows anything it's what masculinity looks like!

 

 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

He just needed to add this photo for the chef's kiss.

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If you ever had any doubt the Ted and the GQP are or are courting the fascists, that tweet says it all.

What a fucking shitbag

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

If Ted knows anything it's what masculinity looks like!

 

got my money her. she'll probably be drone striking his buff ass

But bro, that Ted Cruz twitter game is so strong /Snacks

Why is the Right so desirous to emulate Russia? 

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

If Ted knows anything it's what masculinity looks like!

 

One time I saw aggy and Rice warming up for a baseball game.  aggy looked tall, impressive coordinated, they came out looking sharp I had to admit.   Rice came out to warm up next, they looked small, sloppy less like a team of clones.  And the they proceeded to destroy aggy and make them look like a bunch of clowns.  

The Very Online Nazi to GQP pipeline is something else.

The ag site is fanboi drooling over this. It's been mentioned before--facists use images and ideas and propaganda that people find appealing for a variety of reasons. Family and working party/rights are one area, but organized military might and idealized masculine strength are another. That Ted knows this and is using it should frighten the hell out of everyone.

Ted knows how modern war is fought on many fronts, and instead of promoting ways in which Americans can aid in our security, he's promoting Russian propaganda. We have less than two years to get this right. It is not inevitable, but it is not receding.

16 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The Republican love affair with Russia is the weirdest thing in politics.

Ronald Reagan would be so proud. 

17 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The Republican love affair with Russia is the weirdest thing in politics.

Not really. He's the global leader for the right-wing authoritarians and has been for some time.

 

One touchy-feely recruiting ad is definitely going to diminish our fighting ability. It's science. And even if it were true that a military's ads mattered, it's stupid to act like our military doesn't put out copious ads just like the Russian one.

Seems like being an estate agent is a radicalizing profession:

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Alexander Reid Ross, a doctoral fellow for the U.K.-based Center for Analysis of the Radical Right, told The Washington Post that the video surfaced on Twitter when a Dutch user who frequently posts far-right content shared it. A real estate agent from Dallas shared the video from the Dutch user’s post, and Cruz retweeted her.
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Sen. Ted Cruz insulted a ‘woke, emasculated’ U.S. Army ad. Angry veterans fired back.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/21/ted-cruz-russia-army-emasculated/

That massive pussy ran from the state when the going got tough. He's the last f'ing person who needs to criticize how our armed forces choose to recruit future warriors when he abandoned everyone in his state for the comforts of another country. Why he has any supporters after all these self-owning stunts is sadly completely believable given how moronic half this state is. Criticizing our own armed forces, just to own the libs. 

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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That massive pussy ran from the state when the going got tough. He's the last f'ing person who needs to criticize how our armed forces chose to recruit future warriors when he abandoned everyone in his state for the comforts of another country. Why he has any supporters after all these self-owning stunts is sadly completely believable given how moronic half this state is. Criticizing our own armed forces, just to own the libs. 

Seriously, I'll take advice on how to be manly from Ted Cruz about the same time that I'll sign up for Vic Mackey's seminar on "how to pick up skinny women."

Ted is welcome to join up with Wagner group and get absolutely dusted by some gay or trans American troops who order some airstrikes on them.

ETA: in fact, if that happened I'd never complain about our bloated military budget again.

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For an "Ivy Leaguer", this is one stupid motherfucker. 

His twitter game is a case of insecure male ego because the man who cries 'emasculated pansy' is a man who doth protest too much.

The military men I know just do what they gotta do.

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Edit to add--I am afraid I do not know any military women or transgender military members. But I expect they also do what they gotta do. They are trained professionals.

Just now, Underdog said:

For an "Ivy Leaguer", this is one stupid motherfucker. 

Mmmm, I disagree. This and the subsequent blowback plays well with his target audience.

It's not just that tweet I'm referring to.  

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

His twitter game is a case of insecure male ego because the man who cries 'emasculated pansy' is a man who doth protest too much.

The military men I know just do what they gotta do.

Every female, gay, or trans member of the military is 100X the man that Ted Cruz could ever be.

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This board is not his Twitter game target audience.   He’s a thoroughly dislikable socially awkward person to everyone, and yet he won a Senate race out of nowhere, got re-elected, and finished second in a Presidential primary.   Since his only goal is to advance his own career and try to become President - not to help anyone, or be honest, or be thoughtful or reasonable as a public servant - then, yes, his Twitter game actually is pretty good.  

Yeah, this shit works with his base. He knows he's personally repulsive, so the only way he can appeal to anyone is to trigger the libs.

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