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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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It’s not a straw man to say that Native American groups have made complaints about the Indians name. That’s a fact. Have all of them done so? I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. How many should it take before you’d agree they should change the name?
I don’t think there’s any rational defense of Chief Wahoo. Against anyone who wants to defend the Indians name or the Chief Wahoo logo, I’m certain I’m standing on higher ground.
Find a Native American group defending the Indians name and we can discuss it further.

Can you quit thread shitting about the Cleveland Indians? It’s getting old and tired really quick.
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24 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


Can you quit thread shitting about the Cleveland Indians? It’s getting old and tired really quick.

‘Waaaa, just let us say stupid shit and don’t respond.’

Fine.

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

^^^ What about a Guest Senator?  

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What bothers me the most is that people like Ted for example HAVE to have opinions about everything.  Like, does Ted Cruz (or the “number on this board”) actually give a shit about Cleveland’s baseball team?  
 
He's the worst kind of asshole. He's an asshole whose sole motivation for being an asshole is so that other assholes will like him. So of course he has to anti-virtue signal.
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. 

On 7/26/2021 at 6:51 AM, Blotto said:

As a Braves fan, I gotta believe Atlanta is on the clock to change names. I know ownership claims they won't change it, but they all will eventually. Hope we do better than Guardians.

Seems like a no-brainer to change it to "Kings."

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this thread has officially bottomed out. We need to shut down and retool. 

did @NowThis show up?

Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.

 

11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s not a straw man to say that Native American groups have made complaints about the Indians name. That’s a fact. Have all of them done so? I don’t know. I don’t think it matters. How many should it take before you’d agree they should change the name?

I don’t think there’s any rational defense of Chief Wahoo. Against anyone who wants to defend the Indians name or the Chief Wahoo logo, I’m certain I’m standing on higher ground.

Find a Native American group defending the Indians name and we can discuss it further.

There you go with Chief Wahoo again.   However, I noticed that you didn't condemn putting puppies in ovens.  That is really horrible that you think it is OK to slowly murder puppies that way.   I really shows your lack of character and how little regard for life you have.  I hunt, but at least I practice to shoot for the most ethical and easy kill as possible, where as you, you get off on slowly torturing puppies in ovens.  That is sick.   

I am just going down this line since you obviously cannot hold a reasonable conversation but you roll out a stream of Tucker Carlson-esque nonsense questions.    

 

Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.
 
All three of those guys need to get fucked. Fuck them.
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4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
Ewwwww. Need a brain wash soap right now, because that mental  image is just ewwwwww.
 

All three of those guys need to get fucked. Fuck them.

sucks the worst GIF

I thought this asshole voted at like a 30% clip. Why would he let something stupid like a Senate floor vote interrupt his basketball game?

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

And hand checking.

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

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32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Came here to post this.  Well done.

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6 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he's the type to call charges/blocks in pickup games. 

He definitely travels.

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He definitely travels.

Congrats, you just won the Internet today. 

Came here to post this.  Well done.

Same.
4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

Oh, there's plenty of embarrassing (to normal people) and illegal shit (to normal people) on camera.  Just getting anyone to do anything about it is the problem.

56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s amazing this exists. Sometimes I feel like the simulation might be on our side. 

Just wait until Mackenzie Kelly defeats him in the primary and wins his seat.

Cruz playing basketball would make a junior high girls' team look like the NBA Finals. 

Bullshit. Cruz is the best at tossing the ball into the basketball ring with only the audible report of the fabric cradling the roundy bouncy thingy.
On 7/28/2021 at 5:36 PM, Underdog said:

Congrats, you just won the Internet today. 

Thanks, but the glow was short-lived because there is a new day, new champion. To be fair, Ted does supply a lot of material:

 

And the answer is, YES, the fkn Republican party.

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41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

 

Every statement is an admission.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Busting Ironymeters to hell...

1 hour ago, capnamerca said:

Every statement is an admission.

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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You think Ted would really be sad about that?   He'd go gleefully.  

28 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You think Ted would really be sad about that?   He'd go gleefully.  

Any chance to leave Texas hell take it

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I hate this fucking guy

 

What a patriot


Fucking assholes

Is that a fitbit?  Wouldn't it be cool to hack that distantly and fuck with his readouts.  Kind of like when they kept switching clothes on ferret face in MASH?  

On 8/10/2021 at 11:35 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Trump assistant: Hello, Senator Cruz, I'm calling on behalf of President Trump.

Ted Cruz: This is Ted Cruz

Trump assistant: The President had a nasty surprise after he ate a few Big Macs and wants you to fly out to Florida and lick his asshole clean.

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So Trump would be offering Pence's old job? 

Trump: Ted, it's a trial basis.  We'll see how it goes and then work your way up to the front.  I'll tweet you periodic performance reviews.  

I’m torn on Rafael being dotard’s VP.  The good news is Rafael’s blind ambition would lead him to calling up his old man and doing a repeat JFK job. The bad news is obvious.

Thread title does not hit the mark. It suggests semblance of integrity.

Edited to suggest replacing “piece” with “fountain” or striking the words “a piece of.”

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Cruz is the first Canadian I have ever really despised.  WTG, you pedazo de mierda.

CNN won’t cheerlead for Russia, that’s the GQP’s job! 

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