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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Imagine being Ted’s Eskimo brother. Is there any pussy worth that albatross around your neck?

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1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Imagine being Ted’s Eskimo brother. Is there any pussy worth that albatross around your neck?

only if you show her what she's been missing all her life and then drop her like a hot plate. THAT'S the revenge

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Imagine being Ted’s Eskimo brother. Is there any pussy worth that albatross around your neck?

Once you got past 3" it would be like brand new. 

abolish the fucking debt ceiling.  it's only used to play chicken with full faith and credit by the bad faith republican party (but i repeat myself)

 

Look at that shitheel reframe that into a sound bite. Damn he's good but at least she was smart and onto him. Good for her.

his voice is like nails on a fucking chalkboard. I can't believe that weasel is our Senator

23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

His life is based on a lie

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

it's amazing how ready he is to play the victim card of "oh poor me, you're calling my ENTIRE state racist!", talking over the witness who's telling him he's misrepresenting her.

And dumbasses like donkey and hate and babyaga and chickenwich are all ready to believe the soundbite and repeat the party line. God bless america.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

it's amazing how ready he is to play the victim card of "oh poor me, you're calling my ENTIRE state racist!", talking over the witness who's telling him he's misrepresenting her.

And dumbasses like donkey and hate and babyaga and chickenwich are all ready to believe the soundbite and repeat the party line. God bless america.

My neighbor talking about people back in the home county: 'they feel bullied, they're being called racist.'

Who? Who is calling them racist? Such drama. Such tears.

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8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

His life is based on a lie

he is the lie

If I were called in to testify in front of that fuckstick I would say from the beginning if he asks me a question and interrupts my answer then I will refuse to speak. I will not be shouted down by a toddler

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

If I were called in to testify in front of that fuckstick I would say from the beginning if he asks me a question and interrupts my answer then I will refuse to speak. I will not be shouted down by a toddler

also, i'm a proud texan, through and through and our state is fucking racist af

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

also, i'm a proud texan, through and through and our state is fucking racist af

oh yeah GIF

I guess we're past the "shut up and dribble" stuff now?

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33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I guess we're past the "shut up and dribble" stuff now?

 

Heidi Cruz had an abortion about 8 years ago after my buddy fucked her  after a Cruz fundraiser. Only thing more cunt more barren in Texas is Ted's soul.  

If there was a benevolent force in the universe, Ted Cruz would have spontaneously combusted when he typed YourBodyYourChoice.

38 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Ol' Ted got that smoove crossover game

 

Republicans oscillate between obstructionism and terrorism, all for chaos to keep power. 

Why is Biden not appointing acting appointees to all these empty posts?

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Why is Biden not appointing acting appointees to all these empty posts?

No shit--if Dems are serious about governing, then they need to use the same strategies as their predecessors.  Republicans disregarded the rules--why are we still following them? 

The Framers would be quite surprised that someone added an amendment to the constitution that judicial and ambassador appts need a supermajority and that we dont have to pay people. Then Ted Cruz would speak and they would ask Great Britain to take us back.

Isn’t there some bullshit that an acting appointee has to have had Senate confirmation at some point or something?

Trump used some kind of loophole like that towards the end of his administration.

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Republicans oscillate between obstructionism and terrorism, all for chaos to keep power. 

Yep.  Cruz thinks the GOP benefits from having ambassador posts unconfirmed so they can whine about how Biden's State Department is ineffective and can't respond to international problems.  

Cruz is the arsonist who criticizes the fire department for not preventing the fire. 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yep.  Cruz thinks the GOP benefits from having ambassador posts unconfirmed so they can whine about how Biden's State Department is ineffective and can't respond to international problems.  

Cruz is the arsonist who criticizes the fire department for not preventing the fire. 

This right here.

Damn. Really on point for Ted to make certain that the one ambassador to get through was for Mexico cause I was seriously considering calling the consulate's office in Cancun to keep an eye out for an insurrectionist traitor trying to flee jurisdiction.

I had a dream last night that I ran for Senate against Ted Cruz and won.  I have no idea what prompted that, but there it is.  LOL.  If I won the lottery tonight...I would do it.  Run against him that is.

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I had a dream last night that I ran for Senate against Ted Cruz and won.  I have no idea what prompted that, but there it is.  LOL.  If I won the lottery tonight...I would do it.  Run against him that is.

You still can. You don't need to be a Texan--just the worst possible human hate spud you can be. Otherwise they won't believe you're Republican enough, and you'll need to be Republican to win Texas.  And it's not about winning so much as padding your bank account with donations.  Added bonus--there's already a mid 20th century template for hate speech to fall back on.  

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I had a dream last night that I ran for Senate against Ted Cruz and won.  I have no idea what prompted that, but there it is.  LOL.  If I won the lottery tonight...I would do it.  Run against him that is.

if I won the lottery none of you would ever hear from me again

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

You still can. You don't need to be a Texan--just the worst possible human hate spud you can be. Otherwise they won't believe you're Republican enough, and you'll need to be Republican to win Texas.  And it's not about winning so much as padding your bank account with donations.  Added bonus--there's already a mid 20th century template for hate speech to fall back on.  

Yeah, see, I could not run as a Republican at all.  I think the key to beating Ted Cruz is to show how he hasn't done anything to make life for Texans better at all.  He does nothing.  He is, in fact, a MASSIVE pussy.  He either turns tail and runs (to Cancun) or folds faster than the French in 1940 in the face of any sort of adversity.  Not very Texan of him.  

 

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4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yeah, see, I could not run as a Republican at all.  I think the key to beating Ted Cruz is to show how he hasn't done anything to make life for Texans better at all.  He does nothing.  He is, in fact, a MASSIVE pussy.  He either turns tail and runs (to Cancun) or folds faster than the French in the face of any sort of adversity.  Not very Texan of him.  

 

He doesn't have to.

His job is to MAGA, obstruct Biden and own the libs.  That's it. 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if I won the lottery none of you would ever hear from me again

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if I won the lottery none of you would ever hear from me again

I'd be dominating the Sugar Baby thread like Bama dominates aggy.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

or folds faster than the French in the face of any sort of adversity.  Not very Texan of him.  

Unlike Ted Cruz, the French stood by us - they were in Afghanistan for a helluva long time with us.

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Unlike Ted Cruz, the French stood by us - they were in Afghanistan for a helluva long time with us.

Ughh, I cannot believe I forgot to add in 1940 to the French comment.  It was a very specific time period in French history I was referring to.  LOL.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

classy

 

To his voters, it is.  And that's all that matters.

 

He's trying to appeal to the college kids who are changing it at football games.

is this one of those moments where we are told that "republicans are getting good at comedy and it is making liberals nervous?"

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He's trying to appeal to the college kids who are changing it at football games.

One of my children is in college and thinks Cruz is an insufferable twat who needs to stop with social media so there's that. Some of the younger generation is fed up with adults acting like children. It's sucking all the oxygen out of the room.

Ted Cruz: we need to have a vigorous debate on Joe Biden getting rid of Donald Trump's January 19th sanctions on the German-Russian pipeline that was constructed during the Trump administration that provides gas to Germany and that Germany wants.

Also Ted Cruz: and I'm going to hold up the entire State department and fuck with our foreign policy until we have that vigorous debate.

Also also Ted Cruz: oh and fuck Joe Biden

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