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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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2 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

How many birds do any of us really know?

Larry Bird?

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Um, birds today are really smart - there haven't been any dodos in the bird world for a long time now.

Paxton getting re-elected despite multiple felony charges for bribery and financial crimes 

Gohmert talking about terror babies, George Soros, and filing bullshit lawsuits to overturn elections in other states

Bootlicker Ted Cruz now gonna keep up a feud with a fucking puppet 

And not one of those guy is even remotely interested in things like education, health care, pandemics, or power grids.  
 

WTF is wrong with you, Texas?

Just now, Paul Wesley said:

Paxton getting re-elected despite multiple felony charges for bribery and financial crimes 

Gohmert talking about terror babies, George Soros, and filing bullshit lawsuits to overturn elections in other states

Bootlicker Ted Cruz now gonna keep up a feud with a fucking puppet 

And not one of those guy is even remotely interested in things like education, health care, pandemics, or power grids.  
 

WTF is wrong with you, Texas?

Uh, yeah they are:

Education?  Critical Race Theory!!!!!!!

Health Care?  Abortions!!!!!!!

Pandemics?  Freedom from Mask Mandates!!!!!!!

Power Grids?  Wind Cancer!!!!!!!

These guys are on top of the most serious issues of our generation.  I happen to know of an abortion facility that is powered solely by solar that requires the health care providers AND the patients to wear masks while people in the waiting room peruse a copy of "The Invisible Man" by Emerson.  THE HUMANITY!

Maybe I should say not interested in *solving* things…

I’ll concede that Gohmert and Cruz are interested in saying or doing anything at all — including literally overturning American democracy— if it gives them personal power and wealth.  

nobody in cali is freezing to death.

#texasidiot

On 11/22/2021 at 6:10 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Can you imagine how empty your life must be for you to have an ongoing twitter fight with a puppet?

I believe the preferred nomenclature is Foam Rubber American. 

On 11/23/2021 at 2:18 PM, Lobo said:

I feel like we need a Bird Law expert to weigh in here.

Also, Ted Cruz's tombstone will read as, "Devoted Senator, Beloved Cunt."


 

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The misspelled caption is chef’s kiss.

https://www.kxan.com/news/fauci-fires-back-at-ted-cruz-over-covid-claims-about-chinese-lab/

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Dr. Anthony Fauci, the government’s top infectious diseases expert, blasted Sen. Ted Cruz for suggesting that Fauci be investigated for statements he made about COVID-19 and said the criticism by the Texas Republican was an attack on science.

“I should be prosecuted? What happened on Jan. 6, senator?” Fauci, who is President Joe Biden’s chief medical adviser, said in an interview that aired Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” 

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“Anybody who’s looking at this carefully realizes that there’s a distinct anti-science flavor to this,” he said.

Cruz and Paul say an October letter from NIH to Congress contradicts Fauci. But no clear evidence or scientific consensus exists that “gain of function” research was funded by NIH, and there is no link of U.S.-funded research to the emergence of COVID-19. NIH has repeatedly maintained that its funding did not go to such research involving boosting the infectivity and lethality of a pathogen.

When asked in the CBS interview whether Republicans might be raising the claims to make him a scapegoat and deflect criticism of Trump, Fauci said, “of course, you have to be asleep not to figure that one out.”

Cruz and Paul have been beating this drum for over a year, and both Cruz and Paul had the resources and power last year to figure out if there are any links between US-funded research and COVID-19.  Luckily for them, the typical Republican ignores that bit.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
https://www.kxan.com/news/fauci-fires-back-at-ted-cruz-over-covid-claims-about-chinese-lab/
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, the government’s top infectious diseases expert, blasted Sen. Ted Cruz for suggesting that Fauci be investigated for statements he made about COVID-19 and said the criticism by the Texas Republican was an attack on science.
“I should be prosecuted? What happened on Jan. 6, senator?” Fauci, who is President Joe Biden’s chief medical adviser, said in an interview that aired Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” 
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“Anybody who’s looking at this carefully realizes that there’s a distinct anti-science flavor to this,” he said.
Cruz and Paul say an October letter from NIH to Congress contradicts Fauci. But no clear evidence or scientific consensus exists that “gain of function” research was funded by NIH, and there is no link of U.S.-funded research to the emergence of COVID-19. NIH has repeatedly maintained that its funding did not go to such research involving boosting the infectivity and lethality of a pathogen.
When asked in the CBS interview whether Republicans might be raising the claims to make him a scapegoat and deflect criticism of Trump, Fauci said, “of course, you have to be asleep not to figure that one out.”
 
Cruz and Paul have been beating this drum for over a year, and both Cruz and Paul had the resources and power last year to figure out if there are any links between US-funded research and COVID-19.  Luckily for them, the typical Republican ignores that bit.



If you say GOF twice more Anastasis will appear.

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Cruz’s had lots of extended family over for Thanksgiving.  As is custom in most American homes, they went around the table and said what they were thankful for this year.

 Ted wanted to change things up so he went around the kids’ table and asked “what do you want to be when you grow up?”

Nephews, nieces, and cousins replied with careers like “doctor, astronaut, or teacher.”

Ted came around to Caroline Cruz and asked, “Honey, what do you wish you could be?”

Caroline said, “adopted.”

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I hate that fucking man so fucking much.

I expect him to get worse as well.  He knows his chances at the Presidency are finished.  He's hit his ceiling, and even had a fairly close call in 2018's election.

I think he will get a lot worse as he takes out his angst/anger on everybody else.

Spend 18 months politicizing the CDC. Cry, oh noes, the CDC is politicized. Blame dude who doesn’t work for the CDC.

C’mon, Ted.

 

^^^^ Ted just wants to be seen being "wronged" on TV.  

Tim Kaine put him in the corner.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

^^^^ Ted just wants to be seen being "wronged" on TV.  

Gotta be a victim.

which one looks like the child molester?

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2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

which one looks like the child molester?

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The one on the right looks like the Zodiac Killer. 

10 hours ago, yoladu said:

which one looks like the child molester?

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Yeah, I was just thinking that if you showed me that picture ten years ago I would’ve gotten the answer wrong. (As far as I know.)

10 hours ago, yoladu said:

which one looks like the child molester?

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The guy on the left looks like a child molester. The guy on the right looks like he molests collies. 

Just now, JimmyJames said:

The guy on the left looks like a child molester. The guy on the right looks like he molests collies. 

Uncle? 

Damnit I have a tie that looks just like Ted’s. Time to trash that one and figure out where I went wrong along the way. 

14 hours ago, yoladu said:

which one looks like the child molester?

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I give credit where credit is due. Ted looks better these days than he did when he was younger like in this photo. Of course, there wasn't much room to go down.

Dammit, Brakeman, spoiler that shit.

There are some constants in life…death, taxes, and Ted Cruz being a miserable, fucking piece of shit.

 

 

 

 

 

38 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

There are some constants in life…death, taxes, and Ted Cruz being a miserable, fucking piece of shit.

 

 

 

 

 

I take him for exactly what he is. He is an incredibly insecure person who also happens to exhibit traits of someone that is deeply depressed. It does not excuse the horrific things he says and does though. He lashes out just about exactly how you would expect someone like him would do. It would not shock me in the least if/when he winds up in a facility for major depression when he finally gets voted out of office. 

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Santa Claus and Jesus think Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.

The Grinch thinks Ted sucks. 

Ted Cruz is what Magnesium Citrate takes when Magnesium Citrate is having trouble passing feces.  

Ted's not having a good week.  Apparently his older daughter sprung some interesting news on the world.

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Ted's not having a good week.  Apparently his older daughter sprung some interesting news on the world.

Saw something about that…disagrees with her dad on most things….and she came out as bi.

I seriously feel for his kids. To have one of the most hated shitheels in the world for a dad is a helluva burden.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I seriously feel for his kids. To have one of the most hated shitheels in the world for a dad is a helluva burden.

The dotard kids don't seem to have a problem with it.

The dotard kids don't seem to have a problem with it.

Well, if you’re a human being with a conscience it’s a burden. So, you know, there’s a difference.

paul joseph watson is dead to me after he deleted the second most quotable tweet on the internets

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