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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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The nickname for Rafael is Rafe/Rafi. How the hell did he come up with Ted?

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The nickname for Rafael is Rafe/Rafi. How the hell did he come up with Ted?

Oldest white guy to ever white

 

26 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The nickname for Rafael is Rafe/Rafi. How the hell did he come up with Ted?

His middle name is Edward, for which "Ted" is a nickname.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

The nickname for Rafael is Rafe/Rafi. How the hell did he come up with Ted?

RAFI BOMB! 

God, I hate this cocksucking motherfucker so much

 

 

 

i'm old enough to remember when republicans crowed about reforming criminal penalties

20 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i'm old enough to remember when republicans crowed about reforming criminal penalties

That was because many of them had pending charges for mopery.

The idea that the reason anyone becomes a public defender in order to help advance crime is retarded enough to resonate with his base. And it's yet another example of him saying something he definitely knows is 100% bullshit.

As a public defender, that's par for the course. I've probably been asked 50 times in my career "how can you do what you do for a living" or some variation of "how do you sleep at night."

Jesus hung out with and helped prostitutes, adulteresses, and other sinners, because he had a predilection for it himself.   ~Ted "Son of a Preacher Man" Cruz

14 hours ago, Foosters said:

As a public defender, that's par for the course. I've probably been asked 50 times in my career "how can you do what you do for a living" or some variation of "how do you sleep at night."

I bet the third most asked question is: “Can you score me some good drugs?”

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I bet the third most asked question is: “Can you score me some good drugs?”

@Foosters

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9 hours ago, bolverk said:

Jesus hung out with and helped prostitutes, adulteresses, and other sinners, because he had a predilection for it himself.   ~Ted "Son of a Preacher Man" Cruz

He was also a friend of the tax collector. 

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

something something render unto Caesar something something

See also the story of Zacchaeus.

when asked how religious she was, Jackson should have answered religious enough to call down the wrath of God like Elijah and have bears murder 42 of the R senators for disrespecting her.

On 3/30/2022 at 9:47 PM, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Not buying that he was considered a natural leader or universally respected for his intellect. I feel like I really, really know his type. 

So very many male law school classmates of mine were practically indistinguishable from Cruz in their personalities. Smart but lacking in social skills and also emotionally stunted. Insecure, reactive, petty, and frequently inspiring second-hand embarrassment. Outlandish liars. Difficulty relating to women.

It's weird, because the women were almost entirely a sharp, attractive, mature group. The men were mostly a cluster of personality disorders.

I would guess that both Trump and Cruz are sociopaths, and Cruz loves where it's taken the dotard.

Gunners.

As a public defender, that's par for the course. I've probably been asked 50 times in my career "how can you do what you do for a living" or some variation of "how do you sleep at night."

Honestly, I’m surprised it’s not more than that.

Uh-oh.....bitch-made Ted is starting shit with Mr T. I hope Gym Jordan has been staying in shape as he may be getting called into action soon. 

 

LOL.  I'm not sure I'd have ever called Mr. T "Hollywood," but if there was ever a time to do it, it was the 80's.

Mr. T can wear a mask if he wants. It's that whole personal freedom stuff we hear so much about. 

lol conservatives still dying on the fucking mask hill. the culmination of thousands of years and knowledge to get to this point and our current leaders are scared of piece of cloth.

Shaming a cancer survivor to win internet points from his base of morons.  What a massive sack of shit.

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Hey Heidi! Hey Heidi! Listen here: since your ol’ man ain’t got no balls maybe you’d like to see a real man.

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I pity the fool who tells Mr. T not to wear a mask. 

 

"Clubber, your prediction for what Heidi Cruz's pussy experiences during sex with any man other than her husband...and that's a lot of volume we're talking about...again-your predictions?"

 

PAIN! 

My answer is yes and Ted is obviously into That Whole Yale Thing.
 
Look at those stupid giant fucking chairs.

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Ted’s more likely to fellate a man to preserve world hunger 

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WASHINGTON — U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz says most Republicans were too afraid of being “held up as the modern day Klansmen” to be more critical of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, who the Senate last week confirmed as the first Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court.

Cruz was asked on his podcast why only he and U.S. Sens. Josh Hawley and Tom Cotton were “grilling” Jackson during her confirmation hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee while “all of the other Republican senators were sitting there twiddling their thumbs.”

The Texas Republican responded that “most of them went into this nomination scared of their own shadow.”

“They didn’t want to be held up as the modern day Klansmen — which if you said any critical question, that was the attack that was coming,” Cruz said.

Cruz did not call out any senators by name.

U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, another Texas Republican, also confronted Jackson during the hearings, telling her at one point he didn’t find her answers “credible.”

Both Cruz and Cornyn voted against Jackson’s nomination, which was opposed by all but three Republicans.

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During the confirmation hearing, Cornyn pressed Jackson about her work as a federal public defender representing Guantanamo Bay detainees and quizzed her about how the high court has established new rights over time, such as in the landmark 2015 Supreme Court ruling legalizing same-sex marriage.

He said he believed Jackson would use her spot on the bench to “attempt to use her vast legal skills to deliver specific results and get outside of her lane by making judge-made laws that are not supported by the text of the Constitution itself.”

Cruz was especially vocal in his opposition, focusing his criticism on sentences Jackson handed down that Republicans deemed too lenient, especially in cases involving child pornography. He also led the GOP in confronting Jackson on her views on critical race theory, reading aloud from the picture book “Antiracist Baby” in a moment that went viral online.

Democrats, including President Joe Biden, characterized the GOP cross-examination of Jackson as “harassment and attacks.”

Cruz defended his line of questioning, saying he was focusing on her record and avoiding personal attacks.

“That’s what a confirmation hearing is supposed to be about,” Cruz said. “Her record was far out of the mainstream.”

 

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Can anyone name a man that Rafael has actually stood up to? Sure, he’ll try to slap a woman around, but has he ever talked back to another man?

On 4/12/2022 at 11:18 PM, Satchel said:

Can anyone name a man that Rafael has actually stood up to? Sure, he’ll try to slap a woman around, but has he ever talked back to another man?

Yeah he sassed someone and then offered for that someone to fight Gym Jordan if he had a problem with the sass.

He also beat Jimmy Kimmel in basketball.  Which leads me to believe that Kimmel is a gigantic pansy.

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He also beat Jimmy Kimmel in basketball.  Which leads me to believe that Kimmel is a gigantic pansy.

Did Kimmel have rickets or something?

I don't think the response was what he thought it was going to be.  

 

Oh, great. Now Cruz is running ads in Ohio endorsing Josh Mandel for the Senate. “Stop Joe Biden’s inflation!”

On 4/6/2022 at 11:23 PM, ERhine said:


Honestly, I’m surprised it’s not more than that.

he's only been practicing a month...

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