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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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That is one depraved mind

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

So Mickey goes to his attorney and says he wants a divorce. His attorney says you shouldn't divorce your wife for being a little weird.

Mickey replies "I didn't say she was weird I said she was fucking Goofy."

On 4/20/2022 at 12:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

because these are sick people who project their depraved fantasies on us. I think Cruz sees himself as Mickey in this scenario and Snowflake plays the role of Pluto.

On 4/21/2022 at 12:52 PM, yoladu said:

umm... it's not like they ever had Mickey and Minnie getting it on, why would they suddenly have Mickey and Pluto getting it on?

It's just his fantasy.  He probably has a fan zine he uses to groom young kids

Oh no, however will he weasel out and I can’t imagine the damage to his name among Texas voters

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Oh no, however will he weasel out and I can’t imagine the damage to his name among Texas voters

Something like this:

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The media/Twitter heads/gen pop seem to still not understand that 25-35% of the country would be disappointed if cruz wasn’t a key player in jan 6. 

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Something like this:

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So 23% of Texans are a special kind of idiotic.

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So 23% of Texans are a special kind of idiotic.

those are just the ones willing to admit it

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So 23% of Texans are a special kind of idiotic.

He knows the law so well as the Attorney General that he can break the law with impunity. It's because he's so smart!

 

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 

If there’s a God, he’ll crisscross the state in support of Abbott.

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

The Republican candidates vying to take Rob Portman’s seat are like stepping in a half dozen (or so) piles of dog shit and trying to decide which one stinks the least, then scraping all of the others off of your shoes. The best we can hope for is a pile of shit that doesn’t stink as bad as the other ones. And we probably won’t even get that.

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If you have to tell someone you're not a moron.....well,  you are a moron.

Yep. And the same is true that if you claim you’re a very stable genius then you’re not. You’re a moron then too. 

OK, but when Trump said "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.".....I can believe that, right?

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

OK, but when Trump said "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.".....I can believe that, right?

As surely as the F-35 is actually invisible to the naked eye.

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4 hours ago, Blotto said:

OK, but when Trump said "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.".....I can believe that, right?

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Joey Reed fucks

 

He didn’t do anything,” said Joey Reed, a Granbury resident whose son, a former Marine, was freed as part of a prisoner swap at an airbase in Turkey. “He’s an embarrassment to the state of Texas, let me just say that. I don’t care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign to defeat that son of a bitch.”

 

Ted Cruz ‘didn’t do anything’ to get Texas’ Trevor Reed out of Russia, dad says

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Joey Reed fucks

 

He didn’t do anything,” said Joey Reed, a Granbury resident whose son, a former Marine, was freed as part of a prisoner swap at an airbase in Turkey. “He’s an embarrassment to the state of Texas, let me just say that. I don’t care what or who runs against him, I will work for their campaign to defeat that son of a bitch.”

 

Ted Cruz ‘didn’t do anything’ to get Texas’ Trevor Reed out of Russia, dad says

Ex-Marine’s family doesn’t buy Cruz claim he worked behind the scenes to avoid angering Putin.

Well, if by "avoid angering Putin", he means "got on my knees and sucked his dick", I believe him. 

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What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

46 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

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What a fucking poser.
I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.
But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Pecan pie?!?

Have you no shame, sir?

Where is your decency?

SA making a strong argument for late, late, late, late, really really really late abortion with that take. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

What a fucking poser.

I wasn’t born in Texas and got here when I was 19. I’ve never owned a pair of cowboy boots. I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Hmmmm . . . .

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

 

WTF is happening to his hair?

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

 pecan pie sucks.

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

 

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South Austin is a piece of shit?

This is a pretty good off ramp.
8 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Pecan pie sucks shit, but CFS is awesome.  I'm not going to hate on you few dumbasses that eat your CFS with brown gravy, but everyone with class knows it should be white gravy with some hot sauce on top.

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24 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Pecan pie sucks shit, 

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On 5/14/2022 at 9:45 AM, South Austin said:

I think chicken fried steak is just okay, and pecan pie sucks.

But I’m more of a Texan than that piece of shit.

Fuck being a Texan. I'm not even certain you're human!

how can anyone besides him vote for this guy.  he should have 1 vote, himself and that's it.  Even Heidi shouldn't vote for this fuck.

6 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

 he should have 1 vote, himself and that's it.  Even Heidi shouldn't vote for this fuck.

You assume that she votes for him.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You assume that she votes for him.

If that wasn't a marriage of convenience from the get go, it probably is now.

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