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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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I'd like to say it's too fantastical and far-fetched to be true, but fuck everything about this timeline because it probably is. someone wake me the fuck up!

Tomi Lahren, Candace Owens, Boebert were all crisis actors hired from ExploreTalent
6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Tomi Lahren, Candace Owens, Boebert were all crisis actors hired from ExploreTalent

oh I'm aware of that. the fact that cruz is in the mix is where shit gets fucky

oh I'm aware of that. the fact that cruz is in the mix is where shit gets fucky

As a refresher, ExploreTalent is shady.

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Surprised no one has bumped this thread in wake of the news that Felito banged Boobert and paid for her abortion.

If history is any guide, Trump showed up and made ted sit in the corner and watch while he banged that skank. And then he made Cruz pay for the abortion. 

On 5/29/2022 at 9:28 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

FIFY. Ted could eat greens seven days a week and he's never getting a beach bod for Cancun, but he's very paunchy.

He certainly has slender, effeminate wrists, though, for such a fatbody.

On 6/7/2022 at 10:13 AM, Brisketexan said:

ALL OF THIS.

The myth of "a good guy with a gun" isn't just a myth, it's a purposeful lie told to manipulate the outcome.  They point to the literal handful of cases where an armed presence made a difference.  The reality is that in almost all active shooter situations, unarmed victims responding with aggression are the much more reliable way to end things.  See the Laguna Woods shooting just a few weeks ago (yeah, yet another recent one that has already fallen out of the headlines):

The best way to stop mass shootings (and hell, all other shootings) is measures that prevent them from happening at all.  Which must include additional restrictions on the ownership/possession of firearms.  Which are absolutely constitutional.  Don't ask me, ask noted libtard commie.......Justice Scalia in his opinion in Heller:

 

Yeah, it's always struck me that the criticism of Heller for recognizing a private right to bear arms is misplaced.  It still leaves room for regulation of that right.

On 6/9/2022 at 9:21 PM, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


I hate Green Day but now I kind of like them. Trey Cool is a good drummer whether you like the band or not.

American idiot is a song that was sent from 1992. This song is always on my playlist.

 

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Or, for more accuracy at least:

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I didn't watch that... does the American Weasel explain what a pro-life center is?

Any doubt she shoved a Guinea pig up Cancun Ted’s ass.  

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

You should be permabanned for this. 

Still no new notifications from rat boy fuck face in the twitter emails.  Before he got caught banging Pine Tree Barbie there would be at least two or three every day.

Don't even know how or why I got here... But what's a Pine Tree Barbie?

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Ted Cruz, you’re next, as the radical terrorist GQP begins to eat its own. 

 

Lulz, Cruz is such a bitch-made pussy. 

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Of course, Ted is a piece of shit. Renewables have helped keep the grid operational, and, natural gas prices have dropped. Which shouldn’t have occurred, of course. But they have.

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2022/06/14/natural-gas-plummets-as-freeport-delays-facility-restart-following-explosion.html

Ok, let’s see..

01) the article is behind a paywall. Did the article make that assertion?

02) Biden has been beholden to the New Green New Deal “radicals” in his Party? In what ways?

03) how is this supposed said beholden-ness causing electricity rates to surge 70% in Texas?

come on, Ted. You are a Harvard Law School graduate. Make a cogent non-specious argument or do you just realize your base doesn’t want one or possibly couldn’t understand one?

I don’t need to be talked down to, Ted. What’s the point of an Ivy League education if you can’t/won’t apply what you have learned there to your job/life? 

 

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52 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Ok, let’s see..

01) the article is behind a paywall. Did the article make that assertion?

02) Biden has been beholden to the New Green New Deal “radicals” in his Party? In what ways?

03) how is this supposed said beholden-ness causing electricity rates to surge 70% in Texas?

come on, Ted. You are a Harvard Law School graduate. Make a cogent non-specious argument or do you just realize your base doesn’t want one or possibly couldn’t understand one?

I don’t need to be talked down to, Ted. What’s the point of an Ivy League education if you can’t/won’t apply what you have learned there to your job/life? 

 


No. In fact, it says the opposite.

"Wind and solar power are providing a growing share of electricity, accounting for a combined 38% of generating capacity on ERCOT this year. That’s helping Texans consume less electricity from gas-powered plants, which are growing more expensive.

“Wind and solar are saving our wallets,” Silverstein said, and more renewable projects, including storage batteries, are in the pipeline.

But Texas has failed to invest heavily in energy efficiency, which ranges from incentivizing new heat pumps and insulation to imposing higher standards on buildings and appliances.

“We got used to low energy prices and fell into some complacency,” said Doug Lewin, an Austin consultant who works on energy and climate issues. “But this would be a good time to double down on energy efficiency as a way to help people lower their electric bills.”

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Ted Cruz, you’re next, as the radical terrorist GQP begins to eat its own. 

 

lulz that dude verbally tea bagged all over Ted Cruz's face.

 

5 hours ago, yoladu said:

Ok, let’s see..

01) the article is behind a paywall. Did the article make that assertion?

02) Biden has been beholden to the New Green New Deal “radicals” in his Party? In what ways?

03) how is this supposed said beholden-ness causing electricity rates to surge 70% in Texas?

come on, Ted. You are a Harvard Law School graduate. Make a cogent non-specious argument or do you just realize your base doesn’t want one or possibly couldn’t understand one?

I don’t need to be talked down to, Ted. What’s the point of an Ivy League education if you can’t/won’t apply what you have learned there to your job/life? 

 

Rafael knows the people that vote for him are dumb as fuck. Why bother with facts and logic when you can just make believe? 

19 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Rafael knows the people that vote for him are dumb as fuck. Why bother with facts and logic when you can just make believe? 

 

dumbest people alive 

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Cruz is a genshin whale simp confirmed??

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Buy your way to success. What a gamer. He’s probably also a master of winning with cheat codes. 

Rafael just announced his opposition to the bipartisan gun bill. He works at being as loathsome as possible.

13 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Rafael just announced his opposition to the bipartisan gun bill. He works at being as loathsome as possible.

In equally surprising news, I have just announced that I will not be having sex with Sienna Miller today.  Or tomorrow.  We'll have to see after that.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In equally surprising news, I have just announced that I will not be having sex with Sienna Miller today.  Or tomorrow.  We'll have to see after that.

sorry man, I'm not done with her yet

Lulz

 

Lulz, thanks for the negs fellas.  I thought that "Look at this pandering jackass" was implied but I guess some people need to have the dots connected for them.

7 hours ago, WBT said:

Lulz

 

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Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

11 hours ago, Fletch said:

Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

While he likes having a ring on to remind people that he went to Princeton, it's precisely that reason why he's not perfect for them, because he's way too smart for them.

15 hours ago, Fletch said:

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Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

JFC, Heidi... 

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