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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

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20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

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(The beer holder, not Heidi’s fist).

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Taking on the Sesame Street puppets, one at a time!  That's how you represent the interests of 28M Texans!

On 6/26/2022 at 2:00 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

SIAP. Watch to the very end.

 

 

Wow. Ted has not aged very well. 

On 6/24/2022 at 12:50 AM, Fletch said:

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Fuck off, Ted. Dudes a perfect fucking aggy

 

i have zero doubts he's into fisting, but good lord - how does the ass take that ???

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero doubts he's into fisting, but good lord - how does the ass take that ???

How high are you?

On 6/16/2022 at 11:33 AM, Michael Knight said:

 

Reminds me of those human body exhibits at the museum.

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The most shocking part of this is that Ted's office checked their voicemail.

Of course they check.   Ted's ego needs to know how many boot lickers he has.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Of course they check.   Ted's ego needs to know how many boot lickers he has.

Our favorite self-exiled name-dropper used to claim that whenever he called Ted's office, either no one would answer or the voice mailbox was full.

7 hours ago, royiv said:

This is the first I've seen/heard about this and BuzzFeed is the only place I can see a story about it and I don't consider them the most trustworthy source. Anyone know if this is real? If so, I may need to head over to Ella Lee and watch the procession.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stefficao/ted-cruz-home-visited-by-nra-childrens-museum-buses

It’s a real thing. Cruz’s house was the first stop.

 

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That's pretty fucking stark.

I feel it's kinda like shoving your dog's nose in its mess. Sometimes required

Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

100% agreed.  I love that it's happening, but I'm pissed that it has to happen.

And it won't do a damn thing to change his mind. He'll keep on being a shitstain on our democracy and his daughters will continue to hate him and be ashamed to carry his name.

And it won't do a damn thing to change his mind. He'll keep on being a shitstain on our democracy and his daughters will continue to hate him and be ashamed to carry his name.

You’re from Houston and your last name is Cruz. Might you be related to Senator…

No! We’re related to Jose Cruz. Astros leftfielder and 2-time all star Jose Cruz, from Puerto Rico.
6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


You’re from Houston and your last name is Cruz. Might you be related to Senator…

No! We’re related to Jose Cruz. Astros leftfielder and 2-time all star Jose Cruz, from Puerto Rico.

what a bad ass.

Jose Cruz Tribute

Cesar Cedeno was a better overall player.  [emoji23]

Your disdain for Enos Cabell is noted, fucker.
On 7/14/2022 at 10:54 AM, royiv said:

This is the first I've seen/heard about this and BuzzFeed is the only place I can see a story about it and I don't consider them the most trustworthy source. Anyone know if this is real? If so, I may need to head over to Ella Lee and watch the procession.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stefficao/ted-cruz-home-visited-by-nra-childrens-museum-buses

I saw a big procession of NRA Children's Museum buses going through downtown yesterday morning.  I had never heard of that museum before.

I saw a big procession of NRA Children's Museum buses going through downtown yesterday morning.  I had never heard of that museum before.

Does that museum have paintings of the children before or after the bullets to the face?
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Your disdain for Enos Cabell is noted, fucker.

Don’t get me started on Ken Forsch, you dirty bastard!

The golden days, when I took a tiny Astros bat home and smacked an aluminum foil ball around the house with it, thinking I was winning.  

6 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Don’t get me started on Ken Forsch, you dirty bastard!

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!

28 minutes ago, Burt said:

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!

I often drunkenly argue that journeyman Art Howe was the glue that kept that team together...

5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I often drunkenly argue that journeyman Art Howe was the glue that kept that team together...

If I ever create a sock, it's going to be named "Terry Puhl's Love Child".

No love for Denny “Good Wood” Walling?  

8 hours ago, Burt said:

Joe Sambito was the heart of that 1981 team!


Despite hitting .271 that season, Alan Ashby continues to get no respect.

Ms Hallie Jackson looks to be having none of that.  

Looks like he's got his marching orders for his next assignment. 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Looks like he's got his marching orders for his next assignment. 

 

 

 

Wait, I was told by the "conservatives" that they wouldn't overturn Roe and now this?  Man, it looks like I'm just a gullible fool.

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