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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Despite hitting .271 that season, Alan Ashby continues to get no respect.

Let’s not forget Phil Garner’s 1982 season, where he led the Stros with a whopping 13 homers. If ever a player on a losing team deserved the MVP it was not Phil Garner in ‘82.
1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


I'm sure the GQP SC will get right on this.

 

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The steady March to roll back the advancements of the 20th century….

Womens rights

Gay rights

Civil Rights

All on the chopping block.

 

Didn’t his daughter come out on social? She must hate his cunty ass more than we do. 

Can't believe this guy won again O'Rourke and that non-native Texans are the reason why. 

 

Can't believe this guy won again O'Rourke and that non-native Texans are the reason why. 
 
Want to know something even more depressing? Rafael will be in the senate until he dies. As badly as he wants it, he knows he'll never be POTUS. But he'll never be voted out because Texas + R means lifetime seat.
23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can't believe this guy won again O'Rourke and that non-native Texans are the reason why. 

 

Um, TONS of Native Texans love them some Cruz.


Your disdain for Enos Cabell is noted, fucker.

Cabell made the final out in the 1980 NLCS against PHL. I blamed him for the series loss as a child and still do today.
14 minutes ago, tigol said:

Um, TONS of Native Texans love them some Cruz.

Yeah, was referring to the fact that he lost among native Texans, but won among non-native. Both close margins, though.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Didn’t his daughter come out on social? She must hate his cunty ass more than we do. 


when she turns 18, she’s a going to unload on him 

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


when she turns 18, she’s a going to unload on him 

Doubt it.  Chaney has an LGBTQ daughter.

3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Yeah, was referring to the fact that he lost among native Texans, but won among non-native. Both close margins, though.

It's still a home grown problem.  We started this shit.

On 7/16/2022 at 10:26 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

If I ever create a sock, it's going to be named "Terry Puhl's Love Child".

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6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Didn’t his daughter come out on social? She must hate his cunty ass more than we do. 

 

2 hours ago, tigol said:

Doubt it.  Chaney has an LGBTQ daughter.

That’s why Dick Cheney is in favor of gay rights. It’s a subject that touches his life personally. (Funny how conservatives are so often unable to see the world through someone else’s eyes otherwise.)

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11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Didn’t his daughter come out on social? She must hate his cunty ass more than we do. 

His older one was booted from an all girls camp in the Hill Country for stirring up lesbian talk during camp. Ted wasn’t able to do a thing about it. He was present at camp pick up ceremonies this year to pick up his other daughter, phalanxed by unnecessary secret service personnel. 

11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Didn’t his daughter come out on social? She must hate his cunty ass more than we do. 

His older one was booted from an all girls camp in the Hill Country for stirring up lesbian talk during camp. Ted wasn’t able to do a thing about it. He was present at camp pick up ceremonies this year to pick up his other daughter, phalanxed by unnecessary secret service personnel. 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This whole thread is worth a watch, especially that last one with DeSantis. I'm not I've ever actually heard him give a speech...and his voice is NOT what I expected.

On 7/17/2022 at 9:17 PM, Radical Larry said:

 

Do yourself a favor and go to the "Texas Power Grid" twitter account and read up. Just be careful you don't laugh so hard you wake up your wife and simultaneously pee yourself. 

Probably paid Boebert extra for that during their trysts. 

 

I guess they don’t teach pronouns up North.

Stone Cold Ted Cruz is pretty fucking funny.

If I ever create a sock, it's going to be named "Terry Puhl's Love Child".

Interestingly enough, my wife got to know Terry Puhl’s daughter back when she was in seminary (his daughter was dating a classmate). Daughter was smoke, and damn cool.
I always loved Terry, one of my favorite Stros.
As you can tell, I’d much rather talk about old Astros than that pathetic simpering cocksucker Ted Cruz.
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46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Ted loathes veterans because the closest his family has ever gotten to the military was his father participating in the Kennedy assassination. 

Let me insert my shocked face here.  Oh wait, I can't because my shocked face can't make an appearance when there's nothing shocking about them being dicks.

Not sure the Diet DP is doing the trick, Ted. 

On 7/17/2022 at 10:03 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


I'm sure the GQP SC will get right on this.

 

Getting  rid of the full faith and credit clause isn’t just on brand, it is the definition of the brand for these booger eating shit-gibbons.

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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So they literally did it just to be dicks?

He's pretending to have a reason after taking some heat publicly.

 

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's pretending to have a reason after taking some heat publicly.

 

Poster boy for Dunning Krueger.  

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's pretending to have a reason after taking some heat publicly.

 

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5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Poster boy for Dunning Krueger.  

I disagree on that - he knows all of this is bullshit, and he's doing what he needs to do to win, and/or to stay in the graces of his donors.  His staff have probably run the numbers/looked at it, and know that it won't impact him at all.

4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Ted Cruz is the face of Texas to the rest of the nation.

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Did I say "oh shit" upthread?  Well, cancel that, because OH SHIT

 

 

 

 

So they literally did it just to be dicks?

Its been the GOP platform for like 40 years now. Not sure why that’s a surprise.

“Vote for me, so I can fuck you*

Every GOP candidate”

*no reach-around included

I just got done watching The Terminal List on Amazon. 

Spoiler

So Ted Cruz watched it and rooted for the tumor, right?

 

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