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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Such a fucking embarrassment to Texas.

And it's not even the part about the meme just looking like shit and being all low-resolution either.

 

Wonder if he asked that same question to Boebert? 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is a United States Senator, ladies and gentlemen.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Such a fucking embarrassment to Texas.

And it's not even the part about the meme just looking like shit and being all low-resolution either.

 

He is Texas. Texas is the embarrassment.

He's doing exactly what his dipshit base wants him to do. We may be embarrassed that the cumstain represents Texas but his base blows a wad every time he posts a stupid fucking tweet. They are blowing their loads daily.

52 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He's doing exactly what his dipshit base wants him to do. We may be embarrassed that the cumstain represents Texas but his base blows a wad every time he posts a stupid fucking tweet. They are blowing their loads daily.

hopefully onto the floor and not into a belly

What is his angle of calling for Brittney Griner to be released? Seems off brand.



Someone’s in their feels because they didn’t get the part.

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Ted’s only saying that because he’s play acting at being an American. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ted’s only saying that because he’s play acting at being an American human.

Fixed that for ya.

One of Ted’s favorites I’m sure… 

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Someone’s in their feels because they didn’t get the part.

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It's their old bag of tricks to pick an individual then paint a huge, ill-defined group with a large paint brush.

John Leguizamo = Hollywood

I think Leguizamo is wrong, but I'll go along with his intent to promote roles for latino actors.

The Cruelty Party's disgust with the concept of somebody being woke or a social justice warrior is far more concerning. The massive support for the Cruelty Party is profoundly concerning.

In an irony nobody who could benefit from it will perceive, the actor is actually criticizing Hollywood for not being woke enough. Cruz is on the side of whatever he thinks "Hollywood" is. But admitting so would be like publicly agreeing with a Jew in Nazi Germany.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

One of Ted’s favorites I’m sure… 

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This too. 

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19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is what they say after the Kansas election. These guys know how to change the subject. 

Raise your hand if you're surprised Ted trolls the internet looking for sodomy.

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Raise your hand if you're surprised Ted trolls the internet looking for sodomy.

Ted Cruz is NowThis?  NowThis is Ted Cruz?

 

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Raise your hand if you're surprised Ted trolls the internet looking for sodomy.

Senator Ted Cruz Liked A Pornographic Tweet This Morning | Dallas Observer

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Someone should tell Ted that the NYT isn't accountable to him or any other politician.  It's private and I doubt anyone is resigning over something that pisses off the NR.

That article and headline are so odd I can barely tell what's going on, but I take it the board of the NYT has boxes of nuclear secrets sitting in their lobby and that's what's pissing Ted off so bad.

Fuck Texas for electing this cock

 

 

 

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Huh, the joke actually works both ways

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In Nevada moments ago, Elizabeth Warren joked to applause and laughter that Ted Cruz might have a penis

 

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck Texas for electing this cock

 

 

 

Now I know for sure what's in his pornhub favorites folder

7 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Well we know Ted has a vagina.

Not so sure about that. In reality, I think he had male organs, but like an umbilical cord that is apparently not attached to the mother (according to a politician), Ted's fell off.

Trump has Ted’s clit stored in a mason jar at MAL. 

Who paid for a Texas senator to be in Nevada talking shit about a senator from Massachusetts?

FBI Probably ran across Cruz’ balls in a mason jar at Mar-a-Lago. Deemed unworthy of being returned to previous owner.

7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Who paid for a Texas senator to be in Nevada talking shit about a senator from Massachusetts?

You and me pal. You and me. 

On 8/13/2022 at 5:39 PM, Bullneck said:

Someone should tell Ted that the NYT isn't accountable to him or any other politician.  It's private and I doubt anyone is resigning over something that pisses off the NR.

That article and headline are so odd I can barely tell what's going on, but I take it the board of the NYT has boxes of nuclear secrets sitting in their lobby and that's what's pissing Ted off so bad.

Actually, checking sources or seeking comment from a person an article is being written about seems pretty common.  If I were to write an article about Ted Cruz blowing a goat, I would call Ted's office before publishing first and ask them if they want to comment on the story.  I would even send them some material so they could understand what I am writing about.  

 

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

John Cornyn has been a senator forever - 19% don’t know shit about him. Cruz, for a decade, 4%. 

Cornyn doesn't have a strong twitter game like Ted!

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

Actually, checking sources or seeking comment from a person an article is being written about seems pretty common.  If I were to write an article about Ted Cruz blowing a goat, I would call Ted's office before publishing first and ask them if they want to comment on the story.  I would even send them some material so they could understand what I am writing about.  

Q: So you are saying that Senator Cruz has no comment about the rumors that he blows goats?

A: Senator Cruz categorically and unequivocally denies that he blows goats.

Article headline: Ted Cruz Denies Blowing Goats

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