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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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I pray Ted Cruz gets monkeypox.

Let’s hope prayer is as powerful as this chucklefuck claims.

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Someone on the dem side needs to mock him mercilessly   

On 8/15/2022 at 11:55 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

lol daily caller

1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

Someone on the dem side needs to mock him mercilessly   

If Fetterman wins his race, I nominate him.

Cruz isn't fit to lick the dogshit off of Elizabeth Warren's shoe. 

He presents himself as a formidable intellectual and tough talker. The best that rotting banana of a male can come up with is to wonder aloud if Warren has a penis?

That all you got you Cancun pollo? Cruz has got to be the least formidable person in the public eye. He may have approval because of the GOP jersey he wears, but nobody loves or even likes the guy. Are there any photos of Cruz having a real moment with a citizen? I doubt it.

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Warren’s grassroots fundraising prowess shows she doesn’t need big corporate money. She’s got $26 million in the bank. And taking her on directly just makes her stronger with her populist base. Any attack on Warren from the tech or Wall Street worlds just turns into an immediate Warren talking point.

When CNBC host Jim Cramer did a piece on money managers freaking out about Warren, the candidate grabbed the clip and tweeted above it: “I’m Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message.”

It’s led to fairly widespread frustration that Warren’s rise seems unstoppable.

It's fine not to like Elizabeth Warren's policies or just feel like she might make a poor president. It's undeniable that she's a woman of the people and works hard not to be beholden to the only entities that fund Cruz: reptilian corporations who know he will kowtow to even the foulest of the rich (Donald Trump).

I voted Warren without regret. I was naive to think she could win the presidency despite what I consider to be her excellent qualities. It was smart and fortunate that we ended up with Biden. 

Does Warren have a dick? You never know these days with the ebil socialist power hungry Democrat Party.

It's too stupid to rise to an insult to Warren, the Dems, or even transexuals. It's hurdur material for idiots who will laugh and cheer in the pause just so long as the statement sounds like it was making fun of somebody.

He wants to be the waxy god of the Trump mob. They'll never embrace him. He's just to much of a thing.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I pray Ted Cruz gets monkeypox.

Let’s hope prayer is as powerful as this chucklefuck claims.

Let's pray for something much more serious, such as face AIDS or dick cancer, just in case.

Chances are greater that Cruz has a vagina than Warren having a penis.

Just now, Horndog said:

Chances are greater that Cruz has a vagina than Warren having a penis.

That would explain why Heidi is fucking someone else.

I miss Lobo...

 

Kinda amusing he put his own shit on blast by retweeting Al.
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

You can’t kill a bunch of kids in a school with a rosary 

Prayer has solved exactly how many problems? I think there is a number invented by the Arabs. I believe they called it zero.

If god is all knowing he definitely doesn’t need to hear a prayer from Ted Cruz asking to to lick Donald Trump’s taint.

3 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

Someone on the dem side needs to mock him mercilessly   

When our man Fetterman gets in the Senate he will shitpost Felito to Bolivia.  And he'll rightfully take the away the title of "Big John" from Cornyn.

I predict he'll do more to sway opinion away from those two fucksticks in a month than the TX Democratic Party has done in their entire political tenures.

3 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

Someone on the dem side needs to mock him mercilessly   

Soon, my friend.  Very soon.

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On 8/7/2022 at 5:20 PM, Underdog said:

Ted Cruz is NowThis?  NowThis is Ted Cruz?

 

Rhetorically, he uses the same scam as @Poe It Up; he accuses other folks of lying but offers no proof. I have no idea if Poe is Cruz, but they are both unpersuasive. And both suck Trump’s ass.

 

9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Rhetorically, he uses the same scam as @Poe It Up; he accuses other folks of lying but offers no proof. I have no idea if Poe is Cruz, but they are both unpersuasive. And both suck Trump’s ass.

 

I’m a Desantis guy. Trump’s policies I agreed with, but I found his personality grating. Cruz lost me when he left for Cancun and I was sitting in a 45 degree house. He’s an asshole. 

14 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

 Trump’s policies I agreed with, but I found his personality grating.

Can you elaborate on some specific policies you agreed with? Tax cuts for the ultra wealthy? Elimination of the SALT exemption? Marginalizing women and minorities? Alienating our historic allies? Legitimizing racism? Fomenting insurrection? What, and be specific here, are the policies you agreed with? Because all of the things I listed are central to the Trump brand.

6 minutes ago, royiv said:

Can you elaborate on some specific policies you agreed with? Tax cuts for the ultra wealthy? Elimination of the SALT exemption? Marginalizing women and minorities? Alienating our historic allies? Legitimizing racism? Fomenting insurrection? What, and be specific here, are the policies you agreed with? Because all of the things I listed are central to the Trump brand.

I loved his handling of the border, remain in Mexico was brilliant. Also loved his choices on the Supreme Court and an almost unprecedented number of federal court appointees. Prior to the pandemic middle class incomes were growing and and more Americans were working than ever before. He accomplished a lot in just 4 years. It’s a shame he soured it all when he threw a tantrum about losing in ‘20. But he can go away now, it’s time for Desantis. 

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31 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m a Desantis guy. Trump’s policies I agreed with, but I found his personality grating. Cruz lost me when he left for Cancun and I was sitting in a 45 degree house. He’s an asshole. 

Imagine being too much of an asshole for people who like Ron DeSantis.

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

I loved his handling of the border, remain in Mexico was brilliant.

You liked separating kids from their families?

Just now, Poe It Up said:

I loved his handling of the border, remain in Mexico was brilliant. Also loved his choices on the Supreme Court and an almost unprecedented number of federal court appointees. Prior to the pandemic middle class incomes were growing and and more Americans were working than ever before. He accomplished a lot in just 4 years. It’s a shame he soured it all when he threw a tantrum about losing in ‘20. But he can go away now, it’s time for Desantis. 

What in the ever loving fuck is there to love about his Supreme Court nominees? Holy shit. Seriously. I won't even bother with the other crap. That right there tells me everything I need to know. Those nominees are actively attempting to take away the rights of citizens of this country. 

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

What in the ever loving fuck is there to love about his Supreme Court nominees? Holy shit. Seriously. I won't even bother with the other crap. That right there tells me everything I need to know. Those nominees are actively attempting to take away the rights of citizens of this country. 

Yeah, he likes that.

6 minutes ago, royiv said:

What in the ever loving fuck is there to love about his Supreme Court nominees? Holy shit. Seriously. I won't even bother with the other crap. That right there tells me everything I need to know. Those nominees are actively attempting to take away the rights of citizens of this country. 

Did you miss the part about him liking them separating kids from parents? He’s a monster. Stop engaging him 

6 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

You liked separating kids from their families?

No, requiring asylum seekers to apply from Mexico was brilliant though. It sure got Mexico off it’s ass and to focus on their southern border. 

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Did you miss the part about him liking them separating kids from parents? He’s a monster. Stop engaging him 

Yeah, he's now on my list of posters I will no longer engage with. When someone tells you who they are, listen. There's just no reaching a certain segment of our country. The types that embrace policies of cruelty and hate are gone forever and there's no reason to engage with them. 

17 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Prior to the pandemic middle class incomes were growing and and more Americans were working than ever before.

When gains are transient and fueled by short sighted economic policy that won't last, most people would place blame on the person who put that policy in place. Not the person who inherited the unstable and untenable system.

But I do appreciate your honesty about liking taking away citizens rights via the supreme court and joy at treating Mexicans like a plague to be feared. 

20 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Prior to the pandemic middle class incomes were growing and and more Americans were working than ever before. 

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1 minute ago, Captainant said:

When gains are transient and fueled by short sighted economic policy that won't last, most people would place blame on the person who put that policy in place. Not the person who inherited the unstable and untenable system.

But I do appreciate your honesty about liking taking away citizens rights via the supreme court and joy at treating Mexicans like a plague to be feared. 

I love my Mexican brothers. Hell, my best friend grew up in Mexico City. He absolutely loves Trump and I don’t, so it has caused some friction here recently. 

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

I love my Mexican brothers. Hell, my best friend grew up in Mexico City. He absolutely loves Trump and I don’t, so it has caused some friction here recently. 

Love them, as long as they know their place and don't come to America? Your post has big "I have a black friend" vibes lol

 

Also, your insistence on acting like trump is singular instance of fascism that can be dismissed is a problem. He's a symptom. Desantis is too. Just because you disavow one fascist doesn't wash your hands of that shame and hate. You just wish he wouldn't say the quiet part so loudly

9 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I love my Mexican brothers. Hell, my best friend grew up in Mexico City. He absolutely loves Trump and I don’t, so it has caused some friction here recently. 

If trump is the nominee in ‘24 you will 100% vote for him. 

29 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

No, requiring asylum seekers to apply from Mexico was brilliant though. It sure got Mexico off it’s ass and to focus on their southern border. 

You can't separate the two. Disgusting.

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If trump is the nominee in ‘24 you will 100% vote for him. 

I would hope that the Republicans want to win. Trump has the stench of loser all over him and suburban women hate him. 

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I would hope that the Republicans want to win. Trump has the stench of loser all over him and suburban women hate him. 

 

20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You just wish he wouldn't say the quiet part so loudly

You like what he's selling, just not the pitch. We know. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

 

You like what he's selling, just not the pitch. We know. 

I just want a nominee that can win and Trump ain’t it. 

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

I loved his handling of the border, remain in Mexico was brilliant. Also loved his choices on the Supreme Court and an almost unprecedented number of federal court appointees. Prior to the pandemic middle class incomes were growing and and more Americans were working than ever before. He accomplished a lot in just 4 years. It’s a shame he soured it all when he threw a tantrum about losing in ‘20. But he can go away now, it’s time for Desantis. 

DeSantis? So you want to live in an authoritarian state where one must declare their political allegiance publicly. You want a government in complete denial of reality all in the name of Merica is the best!

Gentlemen we have a bona-fide nazi on our board here.

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Gentlemen we have a bona-fide nazi on our board here.

Lol don't forget that time when babayaga linked to a no-shit neonazi board as a source for some of his claims. We've had fascists on this board for a while

They are all nazis to one degree or another, and they like to pick and choose the issues they are the most hateful/inhuman about.
 

You got your full strength dbl espresso nazis, your medium roast drip nazis, and your Sanka nazis.  Much like coffee they are, dark, bitter, and make you want to shit. 
 

my suggestion is to ridicule them at every opportunity possible. Won’t change anything but it’s funny and they lack the intellect or brainpower to either formulate a response or understand the insult in the first place. 

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

DeSantis? So you want to live in an authoritarian state where one must declare their political allegiance publicly. You want a government in complete denial of reality all in the name of Merica is the best!

Gentlemen we have a bona-fide nazi on our board here.

There better not be uniforms. I’m currently fighting the battle of the bulge, if you catch my drift. 

29 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

There better not be uniforms. I’m currently fighting the battle of the bulge, if you catch my drift. 

Who knows what kind of outfit will be the official Merican attire, and you better wear it or end up in a re-education camp with the gays and jews.

Our WW2 heros must be spinning I their Graves with you cock suckers shitting all over their sacrifices.

Go to hell.

1 hour ago, Poe It Up said:

There better not be uniforms. I’m currently fighting the battle of the bulge, if you catch my drift. 

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47 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

There better not be uniforms. I’m currently fighting the battle of the bulge, if you catch my drift. 

You're fighting a last ditch and misguided effort to defend fascism that's doomed to failure? 

Fascists should move to Hungary and gtfo

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Says the man who gets paid with tax dollars.
 

Lol he's getting dragged in the comments.  I helped.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lol he's getting dragged in the comments.  I helped.

He post insane shit for interaction. More interaction equals more power. By engaging him, he’s winning. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

He post insane shit for interaction. More interaction equals more power. By engaging him, he’s winning. 

Probably true.  I have less than 100 tweets ever, so it was worth it to give him some shit.

7 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

I’m a Desantis guy. Trump’s policies I agreed with, but I found his personality grating. Cruz lost me when he left for Cancun and I was sitting in a 45 degree house. He’s an asshole. 

Interesting that only when it affects you you care. I thought you were rich;

don’t you have a generator?

 

 

 

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