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  • Storm the Field
    Storm the Field

    A show about a field landman would probably not have much mass appeal. Follow around some 40-something problem drinker as he visits courthouses in scenic locations like Carthage, Big Spring, and

  • billfromlaketravis
    billfromlaketravis

    Would not bang Ali Larter is peak surly. 

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The female lawyer character may be the most unintentionally unlikable character ever written for TV. 

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1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

The female lawyer character may be the most unintentionally unlikable character ever written for TV. 

Cooper’s girlfriend just said hold my Modelo. 

^ Just saw the opening scene with her before the credits. I live about 1.5 miles from that house, could easily walk there. We shall see how the rest of the episode goes. 

Ali Larter's giant cross necklace between her breasts is 100% on point for that character.

On 11/19/2025 at 8:39 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Sure you can. You just think of a man and take away reason and accountability. 

Even high school aged IDIOTsavant knew that line was going to stick with him. That line’s as good as it gets…

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I liked it. Granted it was more of a setup episode, but that’s alright.

Cooper’s fucked. Maybe not. You knew what was coming on that once he started talking about his funding.

Maybe on paper he isn’t fucked, but you know shits gonna go down somehow, at some point.

 

 

One of the best in paramount right now.  Lawyer check mom and daughter for the win 

I dig the show and due to the marvel of modern streaming I can just fast-forward through the Cooper scenes. 

That and the boyfriend having a sleepover, and everything is perfectly normal. Nobody's checkin on em or knocking on the door.  I mean, was that anybody's experience growing up?

I rewatched the last 3 episodes of S1 and the first 2 seasons of S2 last night.

The ads were Fabletics, Made-In Pans, Pampers, Tecovas, multiple tampons & pads.  I don't think I should be watching this.  LMAO.

16 minutes ago, Iceman said:

That and the boyfriend having a sleepover, and everything is perfectly normal. Nobody's checkin on em or knocking on the door.  I mean, was that anybody's experience growing up?

I rewatched the last 3 episodes of S1 and the first 2 seasons of S2 last night.

The ads were Fabletics, Made-In Pans, Pampers, Tecovas, multiple tampons & pads.  I don't think I should be watching this.  LMAO.

Algorithm gonna algorithm.  

On 11/25/2025 at 5:35 AM, Iceman said:

That and the boyfriend having a sleepover, and everything is perfectly normal. Nobody's checkin on em or knocking on the door.  I mean, was that anybody's experience growing up?

I rewatched the last 3 episodes of S1 and the first 2 seasons of S2 last night.

The ads were Fabletics, Made-In Pans, Pampers, Tecovas, multiple tampons & pads.  I don't think I should be watching this.  LMAO.

It was targeted toward men who like Texas tech is what I was told 

On 11/23/2025 at 7:52 PM, Duane Moore said:

The female lawyer character may be the most unintentionally unlikable character ever written for TV. 

Beth Dutton without the big tits. 
 

Every woman in executive situation walks in off the street and crushes all the dumbass men who all apparently got there despite being complete retards. 

This guy's series always veer into the utterly stupid.

First two episodes are utterly stupid.  

If you can't help yourself, just bring in the colored dwarf and let Billie Bob and him head to Juarez for some capers.

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10 hours ago, Iceman said:

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That guy is some major league ugly.

He's definitely playing a white trash character for the rest of his acting career.

“Why don’t you ever take me home?”

”To Big Spring? What, to tour the fuckin’ prison?”

I chortled. 

9 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

“Why don’t you ever take me home?”

”To Big Spring? What, to tour the fuckin’ prison?”

I chortled. 

The crazy wife being from Big Spring tracks. It 1000% tracks. 

This show has started to suck, but I've gone all in on Sheridan shit shows and Billy Bob is next level in this role, so I'll continue. All I ask is Coop's chick naked 

I thought late night hang at the club was a cool scene. Andy Garcia is great in everything and his wife was charming. 

There’s a big reason why hunting is prohibited on every single O&G lease and last night we saw why. The scene was a little silly, but a H2S leak is no joke. 

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9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

hunting is prohibited on every single O&G lease

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30 minutes ago, RPM said:

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I should have stated this better. The landowner usually prohibits hunting on his property so some idiots working for the operator don’t start taking pot shots at deer. 
 

If the operator owns the surface, they’ll prohibit hunting on their land because of safety concerns like H2S. 

I like how the helicopter pilot got out with no mask on.  If everyone is about to die from fumes, the dude who can fly the chopper probably shouldn't do that.

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10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I thought late night hang at the club was a cool scene. Andy Garcia is great in everything and his wife was charming. 

There’s a big reason why hunting is prohibited on every single O&G lease and last night we saw why. The scene was a little silly, but a H2S leak is no joke. 

Andy Garcia has been great in the two episodes he’s been in. The right level of smooth operator and menace in a velvet glove. 

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Andy Garcia has been great in the two episodes he’s been in. The right level of smooth operator and menace in a velvet glove. 

Yep. Sheridan understands what Garcia is good at. 
 

Where ya been Andy? He’s a delight as the charming villain. If you want to feel old, Ocean’s 13 premiered 18 years ago. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep. Sheridan understands what Garcia is good at. 
 

Where ya been Andy? He’s a delight as the charming villain. If you want to feel old, Ocean’s 13 premiered 18 years ago. 

I feel even older because I remember him as Sonny Corleone’s hotheaded bastard son in Godfather 3 (which I saw in the theaters when I was at UT). 

My least favorite episode of the series. Why do we need to have old people road head? Twice?

32 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

My least favorite episode of the series. Why do we need to have old people road head? Twice?

You’d rather have an extra 30 seconds of Demi howling  with the coyotes?

Howling off screen is better than watching her not being able to make any facial expressions.

Just started season 1. Episode 1. Damn, didn’t expect them to blow up. That’s wild 

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4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

My least favorite episode of the series. Why do we need to have old people road head? Twice?

Plus Ali dragged her teeth both times. She experienced enough to know better. 

On 12/1/2025 at 12:06 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bottle-bashing at Cattlemen’s was fun.

Demi needs to somehow go away, she is not good. 

I've always been a fan of Demi Moore but her accent in this is distractingly bad.

16 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

I feel even older because I remember him as Sonny Corleone’s hotheaded bastard son in Godfather 3 (which I saw in the theaters when I was at UT). 

The Untouchables. 

On 12/1/2025 at 12:06 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Bottle-bashing at Cattlemen’s was fun.

Demi needs to somehow go away, she is not good. 

We're not having beer.  Give us a pitcher of Ultra.

 

Props for truth on that one.

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I've always been a fan of Demi Moore but her accent in this is distractingly bad.

Everything about her is bad on this show. 

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Plus Ali dragged her teeth both times. She experienced enough to know better. 

I’d take the risk …

12 hours ago, kevwun said:

Howling off screen is better than watching her not being able to make any facial expressions.

Plastic surgery on her face really showed in that last episode.  Oof

9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Plus Ali dragged her teeth both times. She experienced enough to know better. 

Least believable part of a show filled with unbelievable shit 

On 11/23/2025 at 7:52 PM, Duane Moore said:

The female lawyer character may be the most unintentionally unlikable character ever written for TV. 

She really needs to get naked. Unfortunately, it seems she is going to join that big law firm and somehow become a villain.

8 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Least believable part of a show filled with unbelievable shit 

My wife constantly says that. “How are we supposed to believe she just keeps going into heat over Billy Bob’s 70 year old ass?”

20 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

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When I grow up I wanna be Sam Elliot 

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