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  • Storm the Field
    Storm the Field

    A show about a field landman would probably not have much mass appeal. Follow around some 40-something problem drinker as he visits courthouses in scenic locations like Carthage, Big Spring, and

  • billfromlaketravis
    billfromlaketravis

    Would not bang Ali Larter is peak surly. 

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W/O Sheridan I presume?  Bring in a serious writer and it could become a better show.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

W/O Sheridan I presume?  Bring in a serious writer and it could become a better show.

Maybe just a writer who is only working on that project at the time and not doing 5 things at once which explains why after a few scripts things go to completely shit in his shows

I may have finished my lifetime allotment of booze while still in my 30s, but I chortled at that bottle of Pappy soaking the ground.

They weren’t playing soccer in Amarillo 60 years ago. 

On 12/2/2025 at 6:49 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

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and there's Billy Bob, in the fucking corner. 

No fucking way she dumped a bottle of pappy.  

On 12/5/2025 at 2:39 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Officially renewed for season 3. 

Yessss another season of everyone bitching and complaining it’s not real enough 

It’s good tv. Every one watches it just like everyone watched night time soaps back in the day. It’s a caricature, but it doesn’t matter, audiences love the west, audiences love the Texas and wildcatter mystique. BBT has some great one liners. Plus titties and camel toes in tight bodycon outfits. It’s entertainment science. 

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8 hours ago, scramblyn said:

It’s good tv. Every one watches it just like everyone watched night time soaps back in the day. It’s a caricature, but it doesn’t matter, audiences love the west, audiences love the Texas and wildcatter mystique. BBT has some great one liners. Plus titties and camel toes in tight bodycon outfits. It’s entertainment science. 

Like the son never removing his hat even for a funeral. 

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Like the son never removing his hat even for a funeral. 

We all know morons like that. 

32 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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not for the discerning aesthetes of surly like yourself.  but for people who want a show that grabs their attention and provides an easy, passive watch to wind down or escape the daily travails yeah, it's doing exactly what it was designed to do. when I want to watch an artisan show, I'll watch one, when I want to drink a glass of wine and enjoy an easy to follow story with some scenery and mix of drama, action and humor, it fits the bill.

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2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:


Or never taking a shower

that one time he sprayed down in the back yard with dawn and a water hose though.

Expedition Neil/Nate yacht rock scene was fun.

As was Ali’s funeral dress.

I do like me some Ariana.

”The great sunscreen shortage of 2007?” - Good shit. 

That was a pretty boring episode.  Arianna keeping up with the blonde's hotness.

That lawyer got fucked up pretty fast on that 30 minute flight from Meacham to Midland. 

This is the 2nd show in which I've heard that Georgia Satellites song, the other being Talamasca.  Did the rights expire or something?

If Ainsley gets any more annoying I'm going to start hoping the Cartel kills her first.

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Henry Francis moved to Ft Worth?

I find the show a mixed bag. Really enjoy the repartee with BBT, Dale, Garcia, etc. i don’t care for the soap opera dialogue with his kid and the widower.

a hardass Mexican drinking Michelob Ultra is the phoniest thing in the entire show. 

It really fucking bugs me that Ali is a straight up hoe, but is bothered by sex toys from the olds.....omg your daughter who is also portrayed as a sex symbol might learn what a dildo is! Fuck you Sheridan 

Fuck this show and the laughably forced reference to the Gulf of America.
The only reason to watch it is to study the death throes of the American Mind.

And Ali Larter’s tits

Ali’s white tank at the beginning & daughter’s birthday party outfit were fun. 

Billy Bob crushing Tech’s dreams at the Patch was too. 

The old folks shit really does need to go away. 

Demi is just fucking awful. 

The tech tard train wreck may be my favorite part of the show after BBT whitiscisms and the fuck puppet doing gymnastics. 

I hope Sam Elliot finds Shelby stuck ass up in a laundry hamper.

Edited by MissingInAction

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

a hardass Mexican drinking Michelob Ultra is the phoniest thing in the entire show. 

No, the idea you can drive from Ft. Worth to Midland in 3+ hours is.

I don’t think the Pirate Dinner was unhinged enough. It was for sure bat shit crazy, but we spent the whole hour ramping up to it and the runtime is about 3 minutes. 

3 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

No, the idea you can drive from Ft. Worth to Midland in 3+ hours is.

I guess you could do that if you averaged 100mph. Possible.

On 12/12/2025 at 4:41 PM, TOR said:

This is the 2nd show in which I've heard that Georgia Satellites song, the other being Talamasca.  Did the rights expire or something?

If Ainsley gets any more annoying I'm going to start hoping the Cartel kills her first.

Ooh yeah maybe this goes full Ozark

On 11/18/2025 at 9:30 PM, naija said:

Worst writing for and of women I've seen in a while

im way late and just finished S2E1 but

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i mean come on 🙄

Mrs. Smwhorn and I agree that the writing for the female characters has not been all that great.  

Speculation is that Pop is going to come up with some magical/great idea that no one else thought of that gets everyone out of the mess they're in currently.

7 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Speculation is that Pop is going to come up with some magical/great idea that no one else thought of that gets everyone out of the mess they're in currently.

More fun if he just exposes himself to the cheerleader.

52 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

More fun if he just exposes himself to the cheerleader.

Ok, I was wondering if I was reading too much into his cross-fence conversation.  Very weird.

Sheridan loves to make Sam Elliott blubber. I could do without it. He deserves better with all the great characters he’s played over the years. 

No one freeze framed Ainsley eating cereal on the kitchen island in her pink panties?  I guess I'll have to do it.  Let me see what I can get out of the 77" OLED and iPhone 17.

How do Dale and Neil take that torture?  At breakfast!?!

I took too long to edit.  I found some stuff.

No one freeze framed Ainsley eating cereal on the kitchen island in her pink panties?  I guess I'll have to do it.  Let me see what I can get out of the 77" OLED and iPhone 17.

How do Dale and Neil take that torture?  At breakfast!?!

 

Edit:  I found this in my search...

Landman: Episode 5 Left Us With Three Burning Questions

Landman' Season 2 Episode 5 Explained: The Calm Before the Fallout — THE  CINEMA GROUP

Golden Butter New Cheeky Hi-Rise 3" Short worn by Ainsley Norris (Michelle  Randolph) as seen in Landman (S01E04) | Spotern

Landman': Ali Larter and Michelle Randolph Are the Heart of Season 2

Landman': Ali Larter and Michelle Randolph Are the Heart of Season 2

Landman Season 3 (2026): Everything We Know - Parade

8 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I took too long to edit.  I found some stuff.

No one freeze framed Ainsley eating cereal on the kitchen island in her pink panties?  I guess I'll have to do it.  Let me see what I can get out of the 77" OLED and iPhone 17.

How do Dale and Neil take that torture?  At breakfast!?!

 

Edit:  I found this in my search...

Landman: Episode 5 Left Us With Three Burning Questions

Landman' Season 2 Episode 5 Explained: The Calm Before the Fallout — THE  CINEMA GROUP

Golden Butter New Cheeky Hi-Rise 3" Short worn by Ainsley Norris (Michelle  Randolph) as seen in Landman (S01E04) | Spotern

Landman': Ali Larter and Michelle Randolph Are the Heart of Season 2

Landman': Ali Larter and Michelle Randolph Are the Heart of Season 2

Landman Season 3 (2026): Everything We Know - Parade

needs more cameltoe

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4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

The lawyer may be annoying but she’s hot

Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Sheridan has made the claim a couple of times that when he writes shows or movies he prefers to do it in one sitting.

 

Fairly obvious when the drugs start to wear off.  

On 12/7/2025 at 11:52 PM, scramblyn said:

It’s good tv. Every one watches it just like everyone watched night time soaps back in the day. It’s a caricature, but it doesn’t matter, audiences love the west, audiences love the Texas and wildcatter mystique. BBT has some great one liners. Plus titties and camel toes in tight bodycon outfits. It’s entertainment science. 

Need the ratings to drop so we get one of the two girls nude.

*Wife or Lawyer. 

Edited by The Drum

2 minutes ago, The Drum said:

Need the ratings to drop so we get one of the two girls nude.

*Wife or Lawyer. 

Lawyer was half naked last episode 

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