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    Would not bang Ali Larter is peak surly. 

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ali has been topless. 

Prove it. Right here, right now. 

“Don’t call your mother! Son of a bitch.”

Relatable

On 12/20/2025 at 12:06 AM, Cruz in Aledo said:

Prove it. Right here, right now. 

Yeah imma need to see evidence 

LOL.  "Stop talking and play the fucking song."  I swear I say that at least once a day.

Anyone notice Matt's grandma from FNL has made it to the nursing home?    

 

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Anyone notice Matt's grandma from FNL has made it to the nursing home?    

 

Yeah. She has one of the most memorable lines in television history during Season 1. 

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