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29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Love me some Michael Pena.

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I was confused for a bit that he didn't show up high in the cast list, figured, correctly, that he must be eliminated early.  As soon as I saw em fucking around that pumpjack/wellhead, well  . . . .

 

Pena is funny as hell. I wish HBO, FX/Hulu, or Netflix would build a comedy series around him. 

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    Would not bang Ali Larter is peak surly. 

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Pena is and always has been a chameleon

 

love him in almost everything he does. Incredibly funny in Ant Man movies

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Pena is and always has been a chameleon

 

love him in almost everything he does. Incredibly funny in Ant Man movies

He was great in the criminally underrated War on Everyone

 

Terry Monroe: Hey Bob, what's the plan for finding Reggie? It's going to be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. Isn't it?

Bob Bolaño: Well, he's black. How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? We'll just stand around here and keep our eyes open.

Terry Monroe: That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should...

Bob Bolaño: There he is.

That throwaway ADR line was hilarious. "If you try any of that kung fu shit, someones gonna shoot you, ese."

Lawyer looks at wind turbines.

Lawyer: "What are those?"

Amazing.

Also, guess who this is:

 

 

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Lawyer looks at wind turbines.

Lawyer: "What are those?"

Amazing.

Also, guess who this is:

 

 

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Beatnik.

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Lawyer looks at wind turbines.

Lawyer: "What are those?"

Amazing.

Also, guess who this is:

 

 

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Jack Russell of Great White, RIP

“Aledo’s mom of the year” was great.

I live about 10 minutes from the ‘Patch Cafe’, used to only be a rock shop & Italian restaurant there. 

This is a highly entertaining show but while Taylor Sheridan is a decent writer, he is not a good storyteller.  Take this show.  What is the plot?  What is the story arc?  I don't know.  Funny and visually entertaining show, though.

While at the bar, I caught the 6666 neon sign.  They should have cross over shows within his universe.  The guys from 6666 should hang out at The Patch.  BBT should go to Tulsa to get some weed.

This is a highly entertaining show but while Taylor Sheridan is a decent writer, he is not a good storyteller.  Take this show.  What is the plot?  What is the story arc?  I don't know.  Funny and visually entertaining show, though.
While at the bar, I caught the 6666 neon sign.  They should have cross over shows within his universe.  The guys from 6666 should hang out at The Patch.  BBT should go to Tulsa to get some weed.

Maybe I’m missing something, but the 6666 ranch is owned by Taylor’s financial group.
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3 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

 The guys from 6666 should hang out at The Patch.

They are about 500 miles apart.

55 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Buddha is rather confused. 

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

They are about 500 miles apart.

Not the first time but they have been bigger stretches in the Taylor Sheridan universe.  They could also buy weed from Tulsa King.

It’s also the new show he’s making

Ahh ok, the Tulsa king weed I knew. Didn’t realize 6666 was gonna be a show also. Doesn’t he already have Yellowstone for that. [emoji1787]
31 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Not the first time but they have been bigger stretches in the Taylor Sheridan universe.  They could also buy weed from Tulsa King.

It'll be hard to make the horse stop quick when you're high.

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It'll be hard to make the horse stop quick when you're high.

Just imagine when they horse gets into the weed stash.

I’m loving this show. And the chick in deposition fucking got me hard.   That was dominating lol

Jesus H Ali Larter is Chernobyl meltdown hot.

On 11/28/2024 at 9:25 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Love me some Michael Pena.

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I was confused for a bit that he didn't show up high in the cast list, figured, correctly, that he must be eliminated early.  As soon as I saw em fucking around that pumpjack/wellhead, well  . . . .

 

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I was very surprised to see him in such a small role and even more surprised when the accident happened. He's a really big actor to kill off in the first episode.

I'm enjoying this dumb show, and Ali Later ... I said GOT-DAMN!

On 12/2/2024 at 8:10 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

Taylor Sheridan is a decent writer, he is not a good storyteller.

I think this kind of nails Sheridan.  Granted, I haven't watched any of the other series, but the Sicarios had great scenes, but ultimately kind of a disappointing overall story.  Wind River and especially Hell or High Water are much better overall stories.

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I was very surprised to see him in such a small role and even more surprised when the accident happened. He's a really big actor to kill off in the first episode.

As prolific as Sheridan is, this semi-cameo was probably just the prelude of much larger role in one of Sheridan’s future series. 

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CSB incoming. My youngest son was one of the costume supervisors on this show, and got to shepherd BBT around greater Jacksboro for a couple of days.They commandeered the local hospital for a shoot, and Hunter and BBT were standing by the door to the emergency room when a woman in labor happened in. Billy Bob opened the door for her, tipped his hat, and said "Ma'am".  Holding her gravid belly with both hands, she looked at my boy with a quizzical expression.  He just shook his head and said "No one will ever believe you". 

30 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

CSB incoming. My youngest son was one of the costume supervisors on this show, and got to shepherd BBT around greater Jacksboro for a couple of days.They commandeered the local hospital for a shoot, and Hunter and BBT were standing by the door to the emergency room when a woman in labor happened in. Billy Bob opened the door for her, tipped his hat, and said "Ma'am".  Holding her gravid belly with both hands, she looked at my boy with a quizzical expression.  He just shook his head and said "No one will ever believe you". 

Interesting. The Midland Hospital is pretty large and new. I knew the hospital scenes had to be filmed somewhere else.’

On 11/28/2024 at 9:25 AM, TwiceHorn said:

Love me some Michael Pena.

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I was confused for a bit that he didn't show up high in the cast list, figured, correctly, that he must be eliminated early.  As soon as I saw em fucking around that pumpjack/wellhead, well  . . . .

 

When Michael Pena's character died.

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Then gratuitous Ali Larter and daughter scenes.

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12 hours ago, bmbmd said:

CSB incoming. My youngest son was one of the costume supervisors on this show, and got to shepherd BBT around greater Jacksboro for a couple of days.They commandeered the local hospital for a shoot, and Hunter and BBT were standing by the door to the emergency room when a woman in labor happened in. Billy Bob opened the door for her, tipped his hat, and said "Ma'am".  Holding her gravid belly with both hands, she looked at my boy with a quizzical expression.  He just shook his head and said "No one will ever believe you". 

My God that's terrible. Poor kid never did nothin' to nobody and they gonna put Jacksboro on his birth certificate.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

My God that's terrible. Poor kid never did nothin' to nobody and they gonna put Jacksboro on his birth certificate.

Jacksboro has one of the best burgers around at the Kwik Stop.

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2 minutes ago, veritas aequitas said:

Jacksboro has one of the best burgers around at the Kwik Stop.

You were so close to being right. The correct answer is Herd's.

Just now, RPM said:

You were so close to being right. The correct answer is Herd's.

Not even close. If you want to eat a tiny school cafeteria burger while you sit at a school desk then by all means go to Herd's. But if you want a really good burger Kwik Stop is the only choice in the area.

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Show me Kwik Stop's grill seasoned from 1917. I bet they serve fries, too.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Show me Kwik Stop's grill seasoned from 1917. I bet they serve fries, too.

Their fries are alright but their onion rings are about the best I have ever had.

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OK, city boy.

I mentally check out when the show gets discussed at work. Good show, not realistic is more worn out than South Austin’s mom.

My mom, a longtime nurse, asked me if my job is like the show. I had a good laugh. If a spreadsheet could kill me, I might be in danger. 

21 hours ago, RPM said:

You were so close to being right. The correct answer is Herd's.

Why not the Green Frog Cafe...😁

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56 minutes ago, semitired said:

Why not the Green Frog Cafe...😁

That place used to be tits back in the day.

All the whites only drink Michelob Ultra. The Mexican Americans only drink Modelo Negra.

I’ll vouch for Michelobs, but the Negras I can’t speak to. 
 

Also, please for the love of the God, Nate go rent yourself an office. 

7 hours ago, semitired said:

Why not the Green Frog Cafe...😁

Green Frog was never that good, great value but mediocre food. Then Brandy bought it,  took out the buffet and it wasn't even a good value. Haven't tried the newest iteration but doubt it's great.

All the whites only drink Michelob Ultra. The Mexican Americans only drink Modelo Negra.
I’ll vouch for Michelobs, but the Negras I can’t speak to. 
 
Also, please for the love of the God, Nate go rent yourself an office. 

I can vouch for modelos.

Especials for cowboy games and kids birthday parties, also quinces…
Negros for the rest of the time.

Tecate used to be the choice.
On 12/6/2024 at 8:13 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Alexis Ren played the hooker at The Partch Cafe. She has about 18 million  Instagram and is hotter than a $5 pistol. 

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Why not the Green Frog Cafe...[emoji16]

Too many old men with beer guts and dominoes
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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This is an entertaining watch but I can't tell you what the overall plot is.

The simple story of:

 

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...life in the Oil Patch which is so fucked up that Landman's smoking hot nympho gold digging ex wife will move back in with him while still married to her sugar daddy during her exhibitionist and equally smoking hot daughter's Spring Break and they frolic while Landman deals with the death of a crew that his son may or may not have caused but despite that the young and smoking hot widow of one of those killed needs help with bills and lawn care and maybe a side fuck or two all of which causes Landman Son to maybe get killed together with dealing with an idealistic smoking hot attorney to fight off some unknown unseen something called TPP and who was sent to hang all the accidents  on Landman all the while the owner of the company is trying to figure out how to keep his Millions while also keeping his Landman so that Plaintiff's Attorneys and the Cartel don't fuck up his operation. 

 

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In what world does an experienced oilfield guy throw a tantrum and jump up and down on a trailer of pipe?

36 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

In what world does an experienced oilfield guy throw a tantrum and jump up and down on a trailer of pipe?

It was gonna take him two GD days to sort out.

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