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51 minutes ago, RPM said:

He's got $1 Million of his girlfriend's money.

And I'll say it again, the roommates (Nathan/Dale) are the best characters in this.

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We've talked about these two in particular.  Both are perfectly 100% cast for their roles.

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    Would not bang Ali Larter is peak surly. 

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55 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We've talked about these two in particular.  Both are perfectly 100% cast for their roles.

Except for a couple of Canadian-accented words by Ned, errrrr, Nathan (a Canadian), you are spot-on.

Dale is my favorite character.  He should get a spin off.

2 hours ago, Hozz said:

Dale is my favorite character.  He should get a spin off.

definitely the most bang for the word.

2 hours ago, Hozz said:

Dale is my favorite character.  He should get a spin off.

Well, he is in every single TS show across the board. You should get your fill. I also agree, he is great in every show as well. 

On 1/5/2025 at 11:03 PM, A-Tex Devil said:

Wait… Jerry Jones can act?

Just think how much happier Cowboyz fans would have been had Jerry bought an LA team and started his “other” career out there.

Too bad … huh? 🤭

I love the show, but let's be honest, Fonzi is about to try on the water skis.

In retrospect, BBT's opening diatribe/ response to the cartel boys with the burlap on his head was jumping the shark for this show.

16 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

For all the people that are so bothered to be forced to spend an hour a week watching something they supposedly hate, it’s over this week. 

wow. really.  so let me summarize the last show.

Ainsley gets pregnant and the QB decides he really wants to be a Starbucks barrista and they run off to Oregon

Angela makes steak tare tare and all the guys love it but then she tells BBT she's leaving him for tity bar owner

Dale and Lawyer dude start running drugs for the cartel

lawyer chick figures out a way to make BBT responsible for the original explosion and extorts Hamm to sell 51% of the company to her.

Cooper dumps his lady and hooks up with Lawyer chick, as planned, and is named CEO of Oil Company just like he dreamed it in his head.

final scene is BBT at "the Patch" bar ordering 10 tequila shots and an Ultra chaser. fade to black.

 

Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open).  Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack.  WTAF??

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I assume they’re planning a second season. 

Yes, per Christian Wallace the co-creator.

9 hours ago, baboso said:

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He leverages his Latina lover's $1MM settlement into seed money for his oil exploration biz.

Less than $700k after taxes. Again Sheridanverse, so you’re probably right. I’m sure the girlfriend will invest in his company. 

19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Less than $700k after taxes. Again Sheridanverse, so you’re probably right. I’m sure the girlfriend will invest in his company. 

Insurance settlements aren't taxable.  He's getting the full million

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You'd think someone from LT would know that.

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

Haha, I commented to my girlfriend the other day that Taylor Sheridan's casting calls for the young male protagonist must be going to the QuikTrip in Weatherford and hiring the methy-est looking white kid he sees.  

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

If someone said "hey we need son of a divorced landman, that grew up in the patch, and goes to Tech" he would be exactly like I would imagine.  him and Hamm are probably the 2 right on the nose casting choices.  even more than BBT or Angela.

10 hours ago, RPM said:

He's got $1 Million of his girlfriend's money.

And I'll say it again, the roommates (Nathan/Dale) are the best characters in this.

James Jordan as Dale smiling and pointing a spoon in Landman

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Had no clue James Jordan, the top one, is a native Houstonian

15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

wow. really.  so let me summarize the last show.

Ainsley gets pregnant and the QB decides he really wants to be a Starbucks barrista and they run off to Oregon

Angela makes steak tare tare and all the guys love it but then she tells BBT she's leaving him for tity bar owner

Dale and Lawyer dude start running drugs for the cartel

lawyer chick figures out a way to make BBT responsible for the original explosion and extorts Hamm to sell 51% of the company to her.

Cooper dumps his lady and hooks up with Lawyer chick, as planned, and is named CEO of Oil Company just like he dreamed it in his head.

final scene is BBT at "the Patch" bar ordering 10 tequila shots and an Ultra chaser. fade to black.

 

Hey- spoiler that shit, Taylor 

I cant tell if Eisen is pushing the company line or what here... but all 3 of them think that the Jerry scene was emmy worthy and they claim the whole series is great....

and im like:

 

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19 hours ago, mchookem said:

lol well since everybody is suddenly all up in arms defending this show from people pointing out how stupid 90% of the storylines are, i'll just focus on this...

Cooper looks like a smelly homeless wino and the chin-pubes and pornstache are disgusting face accessories. fucking gross 😝 

Can't stand that character....0 baths, barely talks, looks like he is dying every episode.  Family cares about him only when in hospital, went to tech.

On 1/6/2025 at 7:01 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Good fucking grief.  If Predator were made today, you sons of bitches would complain that there’s too much testosterone in it.

Keep my favorite movie's name out of your mouth.

2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

Can't stand that character....0 baths, barely talks, looks like he is dying every episode.  Family cares about him only when in hospital, went to tech.

Let's just assume he bathes. I really don't want any Pig Pen shower scenes. 

JFC this show. Nice premise, cast, etc. Could be awesome, but it's 1 minute of plot development for every 15 minutes of annoying daughter, incredibly annoying wife, fellating cowboys, Tech, and other assorted football bs - IF we're lucky. Seems like Sheridan thinks he's remaking Friday Night Lights or something. 

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On 1/6/2025 at 3:25 PM, Iceman said:

It's not supposed to be realistic.  It's just so fucking sassy.

Irresistibly sassy.  Or not.

I made it 6 episodes.  I like Billy Bob's smart mouth and Ali Larter's boobs.  There's a lot of other stuff that is just pure bullshit.  The daughter's a cunt.  The bad guys are pussies.  The family dynamics are so disjointed, who knows what the fuck is going on.  and Jon Hamm's character sucks.

You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s

And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.


This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

On 1/7/2025 at 7:41 AM, baboso said:

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He leverages his Latina lover's $1MM settlement into seed money for his oil exploration biz.

So he made a West Texas, 2024 "Killers of the Flower Moon". That would be hilarious if he rips that off.

1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s

And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.


This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

Yeah the suspension of reality failed its final test when I looked up and saw them trying to pass off Jerruh as some kind of family man LOFL. What in the actual fuck?

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name="BurdineBandit" userid="[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]"] You mean Billy Bob's "oldest friend?" The one who a couple episodes ago was verbally raping him on the phone reminding him "who the boss is". Now that he's had a heart attack, they are actually truly buds in a chaotic west Texas setting. /s
And why tf would the boyfriend say that to the girl he just banged. And how does he not know who the girl's mother is? Stupid ass shit.

This show is so stupid................. yeah I'll be back next week. I got one more in me, fuck it. 

I have a problem with some things on this show - but that relationship dynamic between Hamm and BB’s characters I’ve seen more times than I can count.

If we get into the cartel kidnapping the girls I’m out. I like the lighthearted nature of this show. 

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Yeah, Border Patrol doesn't have 24/7 air cover, radar and satellite all along the Rio Grande. You can just fly that shit across in broad daylight.

On 1/7/2025 at 1:50 PM, Native Horn said:

Speaking of Ultra, noticed Ultra 0.0 at HEB this morning (they were open).  Seventeen and a half gotdamn dollars for a 12-pack.  WTAF??

I saw it today at my local supermarket (Albertson's).

I avoid beer that doesn't contain alcohol.  I like alcohol. I'm a big fan.

21 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah the suspension of reality failed its final test when I looked up and saw them trying to pass off Jerruh as some kind of family man LOFL. What in the actual fuck?

Hell of a performance though

On 12/17/2024 at 9:46 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

While she looks great and is perfectly cast for that role, the writing is basically the Beth Dutton character.  

All the way down to the Bentley. 

I don’t get the hate. Show me one lawyer show that’s realistic and it will be the first. Either it’s entertaining or it’s not, he’s not trying to win an academy award for best documentary and he’s not James Cameron trying to make a fictional story based around accurate historical accounts for the backdrop. It’s a dramadey with eye candy for the men and for those who love the idea of Texas, also the allure of big wealth. But bitching about his shows while you watch them because they aren’t something they were never intended to be is silly, it’s like criticizing a greasy slice of New York style pepperoni pizza because it isn’t fine French cuisine. 

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They kill coyotes around here.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

They kill coyotes around here.

I almost lodged my one criticism - he kills animals in his shows for no reason. Wife quit Yellowstone first episode, 5 mins in. 

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3 hours ago, troph said:

I almost lodged my one criticism - he kills animals in his shows for no reason. Wife quit Yellowstone first episode, 5 mins in. 

To be fair, that may be the most accurate writing on the show.

i mean it can be both entertaining and laughable.

 

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On 1/9/2025 at 8:46 AM, MissingInAction said:

I had no idea smuggled drugs would be transferred in the middle of a field with zero cover whatsoever.

Ehh, that’s  any number of ranches east of Alpine on a Tuesday afternoon.

15 hours ago, troph said:

Show me one lawyer show that’s realistic and it will be the first.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I hope whatever blinking, unworking thing this is, it's from "Suits".

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

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