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#2751

and we're back to be totally inept....last season was fun while it lasted, but that joy ride is over. This team doesn't deserve a playoff W. I can't believe we beat the Bills this season. 

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#2752
Texans 2025 opponents:HOME:vs Coltsvs Jagsvs Titansvs Billsvs Broncosvs Raidersvs Cardinalsvs 49ersvs NFC South Winner* (Bucs or Falcons)AWAY:at Coltsat Jagsat Titansat Chiefsat Chargersat Ramsat Seahawksat AFC North Winner (Ravens or Steelers)

 

#2753
3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
Texans 2025 opponents:HOME:vs Coltsvs Jagsvs Titansvs Billsvs Broncosvs Raidersvs Cardinalsvs 49ersvs NFC South Winner* (Bucs or Falcons)AWAY:at Coltsat Jagsat Titansat Chiefsat Chargersat Ramsat Seahawksat AFC North Winner (Ravens or Steelers)

 

I heard there might be an international game next season like 2019 when we played the jags in London 

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#2754

change up the fucking play calling !!!!

Texans running backs have been stuffed for no gain or a loss on 23.2% of their carries this season, the 2nd-highest rate in the NFL. Coinciding with this, Texans running backs have been contacted behind the line of scrimmage on 52.4% of their carries, the highest rate in the…

 

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#2756
BRIAN CUSHING WAS A MENACE ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.DeAndre Hopkins: “Do you drink Lattes?”Cushing: “I don’t even go to Starbucks.”Hopkins: “It’s great bro.”Cushing: “I used to, then I realized I wasn’t a chick.”LEGEND 😤😤😤(milkingstool/TT)

 

#2757

Whew. We avoid the Ravens for wildcard weekend. It’s probably the Steelers, maybe the Chargers. If the Chargers WIN and the Steelers LOSE or TIE, the Chargers will play the Texans.

#2759

Was thinking last night:

In a 'Down year' for us with Injuries like crazy

Win The division and hopefully sneak past Chargers for another playoff W and have another week to enjoy

Titans and Colts must hit reset on QB but both might have to wait a year to do so. Jags still the Jags, likely switching coaches.

Not worried about CJ or Slowik - our OL is the problem. Must draft two and sign a guy who can lead the line, not easy, and drop dead weight too.

And the 'Oilers' remain the same ole Oilers:

My dad is a day 1 season ticket holder. We have already paid top dollar for PSL at the new Nissan Stadium.1. What a shitty gift. 2. It’s the 2023 gift. It’s 2025.What an incompetent organization in almost every single department.

Disappointing season to be sure, but this could be way, way worse. Big offseason ahead.

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#2760
12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I want the Steelers because they suck. But, unfortunately, I think it’s going to be the Chargers. 

I wanted Cincy to sneak in for the Hard Knocks drama, but I also wanted to play the Steelers. You can’t have both. 

#2761
10 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Not worried about CJ or Slowik - our OL is the problem. Must draft two and sign a guy who can lead the line, not easy, and drop dead weight too.

I think there’s some talent on the OL but, yes, some additions are needed. They are probably the worst team in the league at picking up stunts and that is a coaching thing. Bring in a good OL coach and I think we’d see immediate results. 

#2763
2 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

spacer.pngnah, bitch rot in hell..

Those Oiler uniforms are nice!

Adams family continue to demonstrate how much of a bunch of losers they are. 

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#2764

Fuck that family. They can all rot in hell. 

#2768

It’s pretty bush league they roll out the Oilers unis against the Texans, I feel like it could become a curse for them

#2771
6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If they want to wear the uniform forever associated with losing, be my guest.

Typical Oilers crowd 

#2774
1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Tunsil slipping back into old habits 

Pretty sure he’s always been sloppy

#2776

I just flipped past this game and I see the Titans in Oilers gear.  I’m a guy who fucking hates all Houston teams, and even I think that’s shitty. Fuck Tennessee—I hope you lose like 100-0. Or maybe I hope you win and get a mid draft pick. Whatever—fuck Tennessee.

#2782

I don’t watch the Titans much and didn’t realize how terrible Will Levis is. Kinda sweet to see Sweat in an Oilers uniform. 

#2784
34 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Tunsil slipping back into old habits 

They are keeping him out there for some dumb reason. Maybe they want less false starts. 

#2785

Member when Davis mills thought he was the shit and was gonna go to another team and start? Lmao he’s the most JAG guy ever. 

#2786
36 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Pretty sure he’s always been sloppy

He cleaned things up after a sloppy start to the season. Only 3 false starts since 9/21

#2787
24 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Member when Davis mills thought he was the shit and was gonna go to another team and start? Lmao he’s the most JAG guy ever. 

He still has the neck of Merton Hanks

#2788
1 hour ago, tx ind said:

It’s pretty bush league they roll out the Oilers unis against the Texans, I feel like it could become a curse for them

Theirs is a franchise that will always be looking back because that’s all they’ve got.

#2789

Tennessee (the team) is the girl who still gives a damn about trying to needle her ex boyfriend even though she’s married with kids. 

And, Amy Adams Strunk is the Tom Herman of NFL owners. 

 

#2790

now that was targetting

 

he's already that low there's no need to tackle him, you just have to touch him down so he's down by contact.

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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fat Man TD!!!!

THICC SIX PART 2 🤯📺: @NFLonCBS / @paramountplus

 

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