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#3102
Justin Herbert had the worst EPA per Play in a playoff game out of all QBs with 30+ DBs since 2000 (-0.73) 📉Herbert vs. the Texans ranked 450th out of 450 📉 https://t.co/x2ove9oThe

 

#3103
Justin Herbert threw more INTs vs. the Texans than he did in the entire 2024 regular season https://t.co/06E91JO5cJ
The only player that caught more passes from Justin Herbert in the Wild Card round than Derek Stingley Jr. was Ladd McConkey https://t.co/UGfzxo5HbT

 

#3105
From @Djbienaime: Texans are the fifth team to record four interceptions, an interception return for a touchdown and four sacks in a playoff game since sacks were first tracked in 1963, according to ESPN Research.The last three teams to accomplish that feat in the playoffs were…

 

#3106

There it is, the Clanton video:

 

Good morning to everyone but Los Angeles, @chargers fans & Rex Ryan. I haven’t seen someone regret saying something on camera this much since, well, you were talking about feet. A lot. Anyway, here’s 3 minutes of the @HoustonTexans obliterating your “bye week.” #HTownMade 🔥🤘🏼

 

 

#3107
4 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

There it is, the Clanton video:

 

Good morning to everyone but Los Angeles, @chargers fans & Rex Ryan. I haven’t seen someone regret saying something on camera this much since, well, you were talking about feet. A lot. Anyway, here’s 3 minutes of the @HoustonTexans obliterating your “bye week.” #HTownMade 🔥🤘🏼

 

 

Greatness just dropped.

Edited by Macklemore

#3108

Buffalo is now off the table as a 2nd round opponent. I prefer it be KC rather than Baltimore so I’ll be rooting for the Bills today. I want nothing to do with the Ravens until absolutely necessary. 

#3109

 

Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by Dirty Bubble with 11:39 left in the 2nd quarter.After that moment:🔻 Justin Herbert threw 4 INTs🔻 Chargers were outscored 32-6🔻 Chargers lost the game

 

#3110

It’s a certainty that our game, regardless of the opponent, will be on Saturday. One potential opponent also played yesterday, the other is coming off a bye. History tells us it will be the 3:30 game. The winner of Monday’s Wash/TB game will, for sure, be playing Sunday. It will probably be an AFC Saturday, NFC Sunday. 

#3111
39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s a certainty that our game, regardless of the opponent, will be on Saturday. One potential opponent also played yesterday, the other is coming off a bye. History tells us it will be the 3:30 game. The winner of Monday’s Wash/TB game will, for sure, be playing Sunday. It will probably be an AFC Saturday, NFC Sunday. 

2019 we played on Sat in the wc round and played the Chiefs the following Sunday in KC. It's not a certainty we play on Saturday. If anything I think it's more likely that Baltimore, regardless of opponent, draws the Saturday AFC divisional game.

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#3114

I liked that Stroud was more decisive when running the ball. It was huge, I get that we don't want him doing that a lot in the regular season, but it does add another dimension to the offense in the playoffs.

 

#3116
18 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

hahaha, 3rd and 26 and you give up a TD

What is remarkable is the Texans didn’t collapse after this play turning the momentum right around with the blocked extra point and the two point conversion.

Edited by Harrison Stafford

#3120

Texans open as 7.5 point underdogs against the Chiefs. I thought it would be higher. Bills are 1.5 point favorites over the Ravens 

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#3121
1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

I was thinking about that win yesterday and how "Un-Oiler," that was.

The Oilers are in Nashville still doing “Oiler” things

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#3125

shock the world ....

#Texans vs. #Chiefs in AFC divisional round game at Arrowhead Stadium to be played Saturday at 3:30 p.m. Central on ESPN/ABC, #NFL announced

 

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#3126

If the Texans ever make the Super Bowl, the NFL will schedule it for 3:30 on a Saturday. 

#3127
16 hours ago, Updawg said:

Since their inaugural season the Texans have more playoff wins than the cowboys. 5-4

Would think out of all the things, this would be the one that might finally make Jerrah admit defeat and hire a real GM... but I bet he doesn't

 

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

If the Texans ever make the Super Bowl, the NFL will schedule it for 3:30 on a Saturday. 

All the Texans playoff wins have come in the NFL official Texans invitational 3:30pm Saturday playoff time slot so I'd be ok with them playing in a Super Bowl at 3:30 on a Saturday...

#3129

Sub-30 temps with 13-15 mph winds forecasted in KC for Saturday

Texans players and coaches will be thrilled with that timeslot, because Sunday will barely get into the double digit temps all day

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#3130

texans already flagged 15 yards for staring at mahomes ...

🚨BREAKING: Clay Martin is refereeing the Kansas City #Chiefs - Houston #Texans game this weekend.The #CHIEFS ARE UNDEFEATED WHEN MARTIN IS OFFICIATING. KC is 6 and 0.👀

 

#3132
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

texans already flagged 15 yards for staring at mahomes ...

🚨BREAKING: Clay Martin is refereeing the Kansas City #Chiefs - Houston #Texans game this weekend.The #CHIEFS ARE UNDEFEATED WHEN MARTIN IS OFFICIATING. KC is 6 and 0.👀

 

Criminal 

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#3133

Touching Kelce? That's a flag

Brushed off the DB? That's a flag

Looking at Mahomes with rude intent in your eyes? You better believe that's a flag.

#3134

Defense needs to lay out mahomes. Just take the penalty cause if they brush him it's gonna be a flag so get your yards worth it

#3136

It feels like another public execution, but it’s not like would have gone much better in Baltimore. 
 

Take your medicine, hopefully no injuries, keep building in the draft and free agency. Hopefully something breaks right in the future for us to get out of the AFC. 

#3137
2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It feels like another public execution, but it’s not like would have gone much better in Baltimore. 
 

agreed, I would easily lay the money line on the Chiefs in this one. Sure money bet.

#3138
On 1/12/2025 at 10:31 AM, Gourmand said:

2019 we played on Sat in the wc round and played the Chiefs the following Sunday in KC. It's not a certainty we play on Saturday. If anything I think it's more likely that Baltimore, regardless of opponent, draws the Saturday AFC divisional game.

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#3139
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

texans already flagged 15 yards for staring at mahomes ...

🚨BREAKING: Clay Martin is refereeing the Kansas City #Chiefs - Houston #Texans game this weekend.The #CHIEFS ARE UNDEFEATED WHEN MARTIN IS OFFICIATING. KC is 6 and 0.👀

 

TBF, the Chiefs haven’t lost a lot of games in the last several years so I’m sure they have a stellar record with every referee. 

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#3140
23 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Super Bowl at 3:30 on a Saturday...

That sounds amazing, tbh. No more bullshit having to work the day after 

#3141
15 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Defense needs to lay out mahomes. Just take the penalty cause if they brush him it's gonna be a flag so get your yards worth it

I said the same thing last night.

15 is 15.  If you're gonna do it, make it count.

#3142
3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

TBF, the Chiefs haven’t lost a lot of games in the last several years so I’m sure they have a stellar record with every referee. 

There’s no place for logic and reason here

#3143
3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

I said the same thing last night.

15 is 15.  If you're gonna do it, make it count.

If someone lays out Mahomes, they will be banned from the league by dinner time.  The Golden Boy treatment. 

#3144

https://www.houstontexans.com/news/breaking-h-town-send-off-at-12pm-on-january-17-at-nrg-stadium

 

H's Up for an H-Town Send Off this Friday at NRG Stadium!

Texans fans are invited to gather at NRG Stadium to send the team off to Kansas City with energy and H-Town love.

The Green Parking Lot will open at 12PM on January 17 for fans to park for free and walk to the stadium using the Green Lot Pedestrian Bridge. The Texans players, coaches, and staff will exit via the West VIP stadium entrance on Kirby Ave, and fans can gather to cheer on the players as they walk to the team buses.

#3146
1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Dionte Johnson released

Cade Stover to IL

Jackass was making a scene about his lack of targets during the post game celebration. He’s one step closer to getting plenty of Target. As a stock boy. 

#3148
21 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Is that what he did? Dumbass is going to be lucky to land somewhere

Yep, multiple account of it. Whatever man, it was a worthwhile gamble that cost us two game checks and nothing more…

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#3149
➖Nick Wright weighs in on the Divisional • Texans at Chiefs on First Things First🗣️ “It’s not a bye. It is, however, the Chiefs’ final practice of the year. And we can show you Mahomes’ numbers in the round, it’s very simple.. Never lost, never turn the ball over, just… https://t.co/0SYz5mTwgz

 

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#3150
➖Former #Texans DE JJ Watt sits down with #Texans DE Will Anderson Jr. talks Draft Night and HC DeMeco Ryans🗣️ “Everything I knew he [DeMeco Ryans] would be. Like I knew his mentality. I knew his coaching style. How he wanted to run his program. How he wanted his players to…

 

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