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19 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Go fuck yourself Laremy. This guy doesn’t give a shit and that’s the fucking problem.

 

Should have overpaid for Trent Williams back in the day. 

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I hope Tunsil gets a healthy dose of snot and loogie in his food any time he goes out to eat in Houston.

Man I wish we would've picked up Henry in the off season.

17 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Man I wish we would've picked up Henry in the off season.

Did you wish that during the offseason or only now?

21 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Did you wish that during the offseason or only now?

I wanted it during the offseason.

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I wanted it during the offseason.

Show your work

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Show your work

 

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Laremy is not SWARM, should not be a captain of this team and needs to get the fuck out of H-town next season.

 

21 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Show your work

 

20 hours ago, Rip76 said:

 

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Sit down slap dick.

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28 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Laremy is not SWARM, should not be a captain of this team and needs to get the fuck out of H-town next season.

 

Lance has gained some weight, jeez dude.

 

Off season trade #78
Draft replacement 1st round

7 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Off season trade #78
Draft replacement 1st round

Blake Fisher is the replacement for either Tytus or Tunsil. Hope he starts over either of those clowns. Tunsil and Tytus are not SWARM and need to go.

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

I hope Bullock becomes the full time starter with Ward always hurt. Disappointed that Mixon is not active since he practiced on Friday.

Sims has fucking sucked with returns and fumbles on the 2 yard line.

Edited by Macklemore

The early season sloppiness continues 

We fucking should have kept Noah Brown on the roster instead of that stupid bitch Sims.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Mixon’s reluctance to play is baffling. You’re in your last contract man! Get your performance incentives. 

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smart cutback and nice block

Great improv!

That whole drive was very encouraging.  Catch punts and blow these guys out.

Defense is a bit sus.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Um, that's grounding.

That's what I was thinking.

Really need some RB screens.

Could have called Tytus moving early on that completion to Dare.

Edited by Macklemore

That was almost too easy! Go Texans!

12 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

How small is JJ Taylor at RB.

5’6”, 185. Still better than Akers. 

A plethora of flags there… lol

3 penalties for aggy and not even halftime yet.

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With Tunsil out, Green has felt the need to fill his penalty quota. 

made the play while getting tackled. cj is so good

Ok, started slow and have not played our best, but built momentum going into the half. Bummer to miss wide open Nico late, but shit happens. Let's score to end half & receive and dig them a hole first drive after half, the Belichek special.

Also: RIP to the Stroud-sophomore-slump crowd. 15/19 200+ TD in one half.

Also-also: Minnesota might be fucking badass...

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1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Also-also: Minnesota might be fucking badass...

jebus that's an ass whipping

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