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This seems like the most physical D I may have ever seen for the Texans. And this one of the most physical games as well. They are popping the fuck out the Pats today.

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3rd and 6 you have to make a better pass decision 

That's 100% DPI, announcer douche.  It's okay to call it out.

Bullock the ballhawk. Bullock and Kamari should win DROY as a combo meal.

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Oof.

Score again and take CJ out.

Hmm, that was easy.

Schultz has sucked this season. Fuck that douche and come back to the ball.

 

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33 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

 

Mixon is fast af.

Schultz is lazy af.

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

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That was a nice run, great move to the outside and hitting the corner of the end zone. Love to see it! 

I hate Joe Mixon so much.

But, if we have to have him on our team, we might as well win a championship or two.

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may looking pretty good for his first game 

Just now, Wishbone said:

NE may have a QB they can rebuild around.

 

i can see them drafting banks

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Now run the ball.

 

bwahahahahahahaahaha

sit all the starters 

Hell of a run there. Being out on the 1 would probably be better to waste some more clock. Just get out of here, and go home with the W. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Now run the ball.

They heard you and listened.

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5-1 looking good. lot to improve on. green bay at green bay will be a damn tough test. anyone making that road trip ?

Maye really flashed out there. Good for him. 

Huge to get Mixon back and have some success running again (h/t to Pierce). TANK is back.

Took care of business. Excited for the GB game next week! 

 

 

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they need to get him some protection and help, but drake looked great for his first game 

Came into this league with Peyton & Brady entering their primes... pretty fucking bad luck for us.

So, now we're the badass ones, first win at Foxborough and the South runs through Houston. FeelsGoodMan.gif

First comfortable win of the year, feels like we're building towards our potential.

Autry is back 

Texans are 5-1, Cowboys are getting their shit kicked in at home yet again and about to be 3-3.

The NFL is fun again!

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Texans open at +2.5 underdogs for next week’s game @ Green Bay. TBH I feel less confident about this game than any so far this year.  

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6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Mixon is a POS but he can run the fuck out of the ball.

Seconded. Man those field level clips of him running are ridiculous. Big, fast, elusive, effortless pass catcher.. he's the perfect addition to this offense.  

Hits the holes and the hoes equally hard, ammiright? Breaks long runs and girls' jaws? Or am I remembering the wrong guy?

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

5-1 looking good. lot to improve on. green bay at green bay will be a damn tough test. anyone making that road trip ?

Yessir. Can’t wait. 

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1 minute ago, jet black said:

Yessir. Can’t wait. 

 

im jelly 

20 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Hits the holes and the hoes equally hard, ammiright? Breaks long runs and girls' jaws? Or am I remembering the wrong guy?

 

He just swings his arms wildly when he dances.

 

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The Texans, my 2nd favorite team (like Oilers), are going to “Mudhole” my Cowboys later in the season. Best thing is, I won’t lose any sleep over it!

Cowboys are embarrassing at home. Somehow they find a way to win on the road, which this game won’t be. Expecting a 17+ margin victory for the Texans.

Hook’em!!!

Nothing from Maye makes me concerned about the Patriots future. The guy had zero pocket presence and got hit at least a dozen times and sailed a few balls into defenders. Looked like vintage David Carr out there, holding the ball way too long, not making quick decisions, and rarely throwing more than 10 yards down field. Yeah his protection wasn't good, but he really didn't do much to help them. He was in shotgun nearly every passing snap, and didn't step up past the outside rush or roll out to get more time to look down field much. It's his first start, so plenty of time to get better, but this doesn't look like a budding Jordan Love or CJ Stroud level player. Seems more like Mac Jones 2.0 to me. 

If I was a Pats fan, I would ignore all that, focus on the numbers, which includes lots of yac on short throws and garbage time, and hope he develops more. But as a fan of the Texans, who have been beaten down by Brady and the Pats a dozen times over the years, I'm happy they will be spending a bunch of resources on a guy who probably has a max ceiling of being Alex Smith. 

In other news, Watson continues to fail for the Browns. That trade really will go down as the most lopsided trade of all time. It is outdoing the Hershell Walker trade, which lead to that team winning a few Super Bowls with the proceeds. Let's hope the Texans can repeat history and do the same with their bounty. 

The team so far looks like they will be at least the 3 seed and hosting a playoff game or two. Getting Autry back next week will improve the pass rush even more, which is needed against the Packers. If Nico can get healthy, the offense will go back to lethal status, and hopefully he's back in time for the Lions game at least. The NFC North is stacked this year. 

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

The NFC North is stacked this year.

Not a great year for all of the NFC North to be on our schedule. It won’t matter for the division but could come into play for seeding. 

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