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why are they playing so far fucking off the receivers ????

they were lined up past the first down fucking line 

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

why are they playing so far fucking off the receivers ????

they were lined up past the first down fucking line 

Trying to hold them to a field goal here.

You also shouldn't spend a timeout before they are in FG range. Make them manage the clock, don't do it for them.  

Losing a game where you have 5 INTs takes a special kind of coaching fail. Shameful

That's disgusting.

You get 5 picks from Goff and a 16-point lead, and you lose.

Fuck everything.

That’s the difference between a championship contender and a team that’s not ready for prime time. DeMeco will learn. Campbell has come a long way himself.

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2 razor thin fg's. that rubbed the fucking flag

very clutch 

back to back shitty L's sucks

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Texans aggy it away like they always do

To an actual aggy!

There is no imagination to the running game, unless you count trick reverses in terrible situations. 

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

They will always be the Texans

It could be worse. We could be the Cowboys.

The biggest fail of last offseason was Slowik not getting a HC job. Fucked himself and the Texans. 

A talking point all over twitter is "how do you lose to a team that has five interceptions" which ignores your own interceptions, and also that one was an end of half hail mary

Whatever

I feel better after this game than after any other game this year. We played with maybe the best team in the league without arguably 2/3 of our best players, and several other key players either missing the game or getting injured during the game

Houston looked like a legitimately dangerous team

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

That’s the difference between a championship contender and a team that’s not ready for prime time. DeMeco will learn. Campbell has come a long way himself.

Campbell also has a better roster than DeMeco does…

Just now, Fud said:

A talking point all over twitter is "how do you lose to a team that has five interceptions" which ignores your own interceptions, and also that one was an end of half hail mary

Whatever

I feel better after this game than after any other game this year. We played with maybe the best team in the league without arguably 2/3 of our best players, and several other key players either missing the game or getting injured during the game

Houston looked like a legitimately dangerous team

You shouldn't feel good about this game at all.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It could be worse. We could be the Cowboys.

This


I feel better after this game than after any other game this year. We played with maybe the best team in the league without arguably 2/3 of our best players, and several other key players either missing the game or getting injured during the game
Houston looked like a legitimately dangerous team

When you write the book report without reading the second half.
Just now, David Dennison said:

You shouldn't feel good about this game at all.

Yes I should 

Houston played toe to toe with arguably the best team in the league without Nico and WAJ, both of whom would have made a difference 

If Houston can hold up against Detroit without Nico and WAJ, they can potentially hold up against anyone with those two 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

That's disgusting.

You get 5 picks from Goff and a 16-point lead, and you lose.

Fuck everything.

I wanted to break my phone after sending the $200 I lost to pay my bet. Sorry brother I thought we were going to win 

Campbell also has a better roster than DeMeco does…

Yeah, but you must not remember how many terrible in-game coaching decisions Campbell made his first couple of years.
Just now, Chuckie Finster said:


When you write the book report without reading the second half.

This game was much more promising than anything they've shown against real teams this year

No Nico and no WAJ (and eventually no Lassiter and no Fatusaki) against arguably the best team in the league, and they arguably outplayed them

You all can choose to be cunty bitches about this one, but I saw it in a different light 

Slowik and Demeco deserve a lot of shit for losing this game. Inexcusable to lose a game when you force 5 turnovers. 

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Yes I should 

Houston played toe to toe with arguably the best team in the league without Nico and WAJ, both of whom would have made a difference 

If Houston can hold up against Detroit without Nico and WAJ, they can potentially hold up against anyone with those two 

They blew a 16 point halftime lead by giving up 19 unanswered points.

That's not going toe to toe. That's getting your face kicked in.

That was a Houston Oilers playoff performance loss right there. 5 ints and still take the L

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

They blew a 16 point halftime lead by giving up 19 unanswered points.

That's not going toe to toe. That's getting your face kicked in.

They lost by a field goal. That's not getting your face kicked in by any metric I'm aware of

They've looked like an average team for most of the season, even in wins. They demonstrated in this game that they can actually play at a higher level. With the division essentially locked up, that's what matters

12 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Slowik and Demeco deserve a lot of shit for losing this game. Inexcusable to lose a game when you force 5 turnovers. 

10 points off 5 turnovers is pretty bad 

Yeah, they just couldn’t score. It shouldn’t matter for the season’s sake (and making the playoffs), but it seems pretty bleak right now. Collins is going to make a huge impact when he gets back.

2 hours ago, oh_snap said:

The biggest fail of last offseason was Slowik not getting a HC job. Fucked himself and the Texans. 

Started season with be. Johnson as the hot hc prospects for 25.  Slowik might get get fired mid season instead.

6 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Slowik and Demeco deserve a lot of shit for losing this game. Inexcusable to lose a game when you force 5 turnovers. 

Damn it !!!

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Good thread about Bobby not evolving and now we’re stuck.

It takes a special kind of incompetence to get 5 turnovers and only score 23 points. At home.

Don’t post much about the Texans but that was brutal to watch. I see 11-6 record and if we get past the wild card we will lose in the next round. Rinse, repeat.

Houston should win three in a row (Dak-less Dallas, Tennessee, Trevor-less Jacksonville) going into the bye week, where they can then hit the reset button and heal up for the stretch run

47 minutes ago, Fud said:

Houston should win three in a row (Dak-less Dallas, Tennessee, Trevor-less Jacksonville) going into the bye week, where they can then hit the reset button and heal up for the stretch run

This right here. Disappointing loss last night but Detroit is very good. 6-4 and in control of division and playoffs. Win the next three, use this time to continue improvement on OLine (4 sacks last night, need to be doing much better, still, but saw some improvement overall), and set our sights for the postseason. 

13 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This right here. Disappointing loss last night but Detroit is very good. 6-4 and in control of division and playoffs. Win the next three, use this time to continue improvement on OLine (4 sacks last night, need to be doing much better, still, but saw some improvement overall), and set our sights for the postseason. 

Beating Detroit would have been fun, but win the 2 division games coming up in the next 3. 

10 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I wanted to break my phone after sending the $200 I lost to pay my bet. Sorry brother I thought we were going to win 

I had the +4, so I'll get paid.

I'd give the $ back for the god damned W, tho.

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