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#2252
Andre Ware back at it again 🤣 this was after that Nico Collins TD got wiped out for ineligible man down field by Laremy Tunsil

 

#2253

Only 1 sack given up on almost 35 drop backs, 5.6 yards per carry for 141 yards total rushing. Yes, Dallas D is not great, but that's improvement at OL.

Blowout W on Monday Night... maybe our first ever? Texans now 90% to win AFC South. All is good. Lots to fix but get to fix while winning and heading to playoffs. Offense leaving too many points on the field, defense still susceptible to big hit plays. Our draft picture is already coming into focus. 

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#2254

Tunsil is a retard.  And that cost me about all sorts of points and a loss in my fantasy game (that I lost by two points) because I have Collins and Stroud.

2 TDs -- 12 points

Receiving yards -- 7.7 points

Passing yards -- 3.8 points

Two 5 point bonuses for plays over 50 yards -- 10 points

1 5 point bonus because Stroud would have had 300 passing yards -- 5 points

1 5 point bonus because Collins would have had 100+ receiving yards -- 5 points

So that dickhead cost me 43 points

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I better see this ALL OVER THE TL TODAY. I’m taking Stingley Jr over every corner in the NFL 🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/PI7Ojnoc5c

 

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3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Tunsil is a retard.  And that cost me about all sorts of points and a loss in my fantasy game (that I lost by two points) because I have Collins and Stroud.

2 TDs -- 12 points

Receiving yards -- 7.7 points

Passing yards -- 3.8 points

Two 5 point bonuses for plays over 50 yards -- 10 points

1 5 point bonus because Stroud would have had 300 passing yards -- 5 points

1 5 point bonus because Collins would have had 100+ receiving yards -- 5 points

So that dickhead cost me 43 points

I mean there is no way Nico breaks that, if Tunsil wasn’t out on the defender…. So, yeah, if he doesn’t get out there it’s probably an 8-10 yard gain and not TD.

Thats why they called the penalty. 

#2257

Of course, I’m happy with the two game lead in our division, but I expected this team to be much better coached at this point in the season.  We’re still muy undisciplined making too many mistakes.  At times, we play like no one is driving the bus.

#2258

Really hoping that we can see this defense fully healthy (or not suspended). I don't think we've seen WAJ, Autry, Fatusaki, Lassiter, Edwards Jr, etc all on the field together healthy at once. Harris too, although he's missed so much time that I'm not sure if he'll actually be better than what we currently have. 

I think the sell in the playoffs is the elite defense at this point. One that has a bunch of ballhawks. Stingley Jr will give up receptions here or there, but any time you target him it's an INT risk. Lassiter has 3 INTs. Bullock has 4 INTs. 

The offense is a work in progress, but hopefully the re-shuffled OL gets better over the rest of the season. If the defense is playing at an elite level, the threshold for the offense to meet is lower, and it might only need to be a top 10 offense to make noise in the playoffs, especially if Nico and Mixon are both healthy 

#2259
Tim Settle (@tim_settle) is having a CAREER YEAR with the Texans.11 Games:🏈Sacks: 5 (tied career high)🏈Tackles: 20 (career high)🏈Pressures: 27 (career high)🏈Stuffs: 4.5 (1 more for career high)🤣What should Tim's nickname be this week?!🎧FULL EPISODE:…

 

#2260

Autrey being active is a pleasant surprise 

The following players are inactive for #TexansDT Folorunso FatukasiT Blake FisherILB Jamal HillDE Jerry HughesCB Jeff OkudahWR Steven Sims

 

#2261

Line has gone from -7 or -7.5 to -8.5 after Noon injury report release. Big and great news for us. Let's have a comfortable win, please. Smother their ragtag O and get back to work on offense.

#2273

You've gotta be god damned kidding me.

How the fuck do you push a guy and expect him to fall over in the NFL?  Four of y'all?  God dammit.

#2276
Just now, Updawg said:

Are they going to choke this and lose to a shit tenn team

Yes

#2285

Follow up a great play by Stroud to Nico with another horrible, slow developing running play for a loss of 4 yards. Damn it Bobby, stop killing the momentum with such stupidity.

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#2289

Will Levis going 11/11 for 177 and a TD with a 149.1 QB rating for the first half is not something I expected from this game

#2298
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

This is a sloppy, half-ass football team.

That's on the head coach.

yeah not sure if I feel like it's just a step back in year 2 or if some of last year's ahead of schedule success was just a mirage.  probably some of both.

at least the defense seems like they are awake now

#2300
9 minutes ago, Jebus said:

yeah not sure if I feel like it's just a step back in year 2 or if some of last year's ahead of schedule success was just a mirage.  probably some of both.

at least the defense seems like they are awake now

We are missing talent on defense. We have not taken a snap all season with the projected starting 11.

However, the real problem is that Slowik is just a bad playcaller and the OL is bottom 3rd of the league, and that has caused a sophomore slump from Stroud.

 

The only reason this team is in the position it is in is due to the shitty division we play in, same with the Astros.

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