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Nico is that dude. Bargain of a contract. Shut up indy fans for years they piped in fake noise to help . Screw them.

What a fucking throw/catch

And then the ref tried to mark it a full yard back from where he went out of bounds

Grown ass first down on three runs

Nice win against a divisional opponent on the road. Didn’t play our best which is actually encouraging. 

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lot of film on things to improve on 

division W on the road !!!!!

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Just now, Updawg said:

Sloppy but great win

Take a division road win, no matter how ugly 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Explain the running clock rule to me. It should be have ticking at 1:56. 

They said he went out on his own thus he wasn’t tacked in bounds which would have stopped the clock. 

Huge win. Indy has been waiting all off-season to get revenge for us beating them the last game to go the playoffs and we denied them again.

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Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

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Just now, Jshep34 said:

Nrg will be rocking. Especially given the changes team is making to get fans into the stadium when the game starts.

 

what are they doing ?

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Mixon’s an okie and I’ve never liked him, but today I love him.

Still fuck that woman beating Okie 

1 game up on the entire division. 

Good day for sure

Fuck yeah, JAX and Titans lose

Like the longhorns- Texans upgrades at key positions are impactful - Hunter, Stefon, Mixon, Arizona, Lassiter.. this team is built for a Super Bowl

Stupid spell check - Aziz 

43 minutes ago, Fud said:

Jimmy Ward is killing us 

I’d rather have Calen Bullock in there as a rookie. He can cover, has excellent ball skills and is the future 

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what are they doing ?
Fireworks to alert fans to go in. Also heard possible time limit on texans sponsor events outside

No style points in the NFL like you need in college. "Just win, baby."
 

Road conference dubya, and I don't think there's a facet of the game where we came close to playing our best.

Am I just hungover or was that game extremely painful to watch? My lord. 

Big W. 

Mixon is a revelation. 

Lots of serious leaks in the secondary. 

Hopefully a lot of this sloppiness is cleaned up in Week 2. 

 

That was a great win!  What a great way to start the season. Lots to work over the next few weeks, but a huge win for the team!

Didn't get to watch due to kid's game but nice to see a W

I trust in the defensive side of the ball to clean things up.  Should have unloaded on the over on wins/losses this year for the Texans. 

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1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

terrible pass protection. great run blocking.

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

They have a lot to work on and talk about this week. Great to win a game though when (it appears to me anyway) it seems like they spent the whole game troubleshooting out of necessity when the game plan was disrupted. Hopefully they come out next week looking more like they did last year. Seems like nothing went to plan. That was a definite loss if it weren’t for chick slugga carrying the team on his back. If we get back to last years form on offense, add in the run aspect that bailed us out this week then we’ll be hard to beat. Hope they learned a lot this week and that we don’t see any more disfunctional play. 

Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 
Elaborate please
6 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
26 minutes ago, tx ind said:
Larry in Stafford is a treasure. 

Elaborate please

He calls into the postgame on 610 every game and goes on amazing rants

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16 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

 

astros : dodgers, yordan trade 

texans : browns, watson trade 

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 

Given how brutal some of the stretches are at the end of the season, it would be nice to build a bit of a lead as a buffer 

Definitely were lucky getting rid of that weirdo.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

ryans and the staff doing work 

Love Demeco and CJ and agree they’ve helped to change the culture…but how is them doubling a streak that was already in existence an example of changing said culture? Come on, Mark.

37 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Hate to be that guy but Deshaun Watson is 6/13 for 33 yards and 1 INT and they're losing 20-3.

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

In a weird way, Jack Easterby might have been the best thing to ever happen to this franchise. If he doesn’t show up then Buttchin probably makes it another couple of years and (a) we’re the ones signing DW to an extension, (b) our window to draft CJ closes, (c) the atmosphere within the organization never gets toxic enough for Hannah to convince Cal to shut up and follow orders…

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