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29 minutes ago, Updawg said:

What’s going on with stroud today

He is regressing....

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Team just has no firepower on offense at all right now….

Stroud is turning into the typical Ohio State QB .  Hot garbage.  Bad decisions and totally inaccurate.

I don't put blame on cj for the lack of offense. They have become way to vanilla and predictable on downs. Like watching kubiak, Greg Davis call plays

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

complete ass kicking 

If Baltimore goes up 1 more score, Demeco needs to sit critical and nicked up players until the playoffs. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

If Baltimore goes up 1 more score, Demeco needs to sit critical and nicked up players until the playoffs. 

Sure, but why are nicked up guys playing to begin with? They should have sat the second the division was clinched. If they can’t catch the Chiefs, what’s the point? 
 

I think the organization wanted to get CJ more reps, and to keep him alive, all the starters needed to play. I wonder if he’s having a 2023 type season if they make the same decision?

Fuck this team. Soft ass loser ball today led by CJ. Maybe don’t cry like a bitch during the middle of a game like you did last time. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sure, but why are nicked up guys playing to begin with? They should have sat the second the division was clinched. If they can’t catch the Chiefs, what’s the point? 

3rd seed was still in play. 

I hope Hannah is pissed at the results on the field this season. 

The regression of Stroud is a fucking alarming disaster. Nothing else matters if he's not going to be at least a top ten QB type, if not the top five type we were hoping he'd be. He was trying to overcome shit OL and OC in the season, but now he's seeing ghost and is inaccurate, and seems to have the yips on easy dumpoffs 

This offseason needs to be about un-fucking Stroud, which probably starts with replacing the OC and OL coach, but also probably includes adding an OG and another WR (can't rely on Dell going forward, and not sure if you need a diva like Diggs)

Fuck

The Texans have dropped a cleveland steamer on Netflix’s prime time NFL sepctacular

16 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck this team. Soft ass loser ball today led by CJ. Maybe don’t cry like a bitch during the middle of a game like you did last time. 

Forget it, Jake. It's Houston.

I hope Hannah is pissed at the results on the field this season. 
She is. She isn't one to settle for excuses. Owners mindset is, I'll give you (coaches) everything needed to win. From then on its on the coach
The regression of Stroud is a fucking alarming disaster. Nothing else matters if he's not going to be at least a top ten QB type, if not the top five type we were hoping he'd be. He was trying to overcome shit OL and OC in the season, but now he's seeing ghost and is inaccurate, and seems to have the yips on easy dumpoffs 
This offseason needs to be about un-fucking Stroud, which probably starts with replacing the OC and OL coach, but also probably includes adding an OG and another WR (can't rely on Dell going forward, and not sure if you need a diva like Diggs)
Fuck

Yeah, THIS Stroud is not a viable NFL starter. Idk what happened to the guy from last season but they need to spend the offseason getting him back.

At least from what CJ says… I don’t get the sense he’ll be complacent about his performance from this season. Just sucks that I’m already thinking about the offseason already.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Yeah, THIS Stroud is not a viable NFL starter. Idk what happened to the guy from last season but they need to spend the offseason getting him back.

I think he's an NFL starter, just not a good one right now 

Dude has no time to let medium to deep routes develop cause of offense line. Add in 1 legit wr and no running game.

It wasn’t unreasonable to expect improvement from this team over the course of the season.  Clearly, that hasn’t happened and as far as I’m concerned the honeymoon with DeMeco Ryans is over.

36 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
52 minutes ago, YChang said:
I hope Hannah is pissed at the results on the field this season. 

She is. She isn't one to settle for excuses. Owners mindset is, I'll give you (coaches) everything needed to win. From then on its on the coach

 

I don't remember who I was speaking with, but I remember being told that she has lots of sisters and they all married into money. I think one of the sisters was best friends with the guy's wife.

WTF Beyonce.     She's beautiful but, damn.   That sucked , I blame her spouse ehos a POS

I have watched a lot of pathetic games with this pansy franchise. That may be top 3 worst of all time

Couldnt even score points on offense against one of the best teams in the league….

 

 

reminds me of a certain college team also with dumbass delusional fans

Derrick Henry led the Texans in scoring 

31-2 wasn’t even a scoragami. Has happened twice before today 

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Couldnt even score points on offense against one of the best teams in the league….

 

 

reminds me of a certain college team also with dumbass delusional fans

Get the fuck off our thread loser

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this team is broken, especially the OL

we need to draft the highest rated OG or WR, snd go from there 

That game was pure ass 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Couldnt even score points on offense against one of the best teams in the league….

 

 

reminds me of a certain college team also with dumbass delusional fans

Lol - of course this fucking jerkoff chimes in for the first time all year. Go clean a bedpan, Florence…

Wasting Stroud's rookie contract with a shitty OL and shitty offensive coaching is something. Slowick and the OL coach need to be shitcanned the second this season ends. If Demeco doesn't do it, he's not the guy afterall.

Spent a 2nd round pick for a couple games of Diggs, Tank may never play again, and we made Tunsil and Howard grossly overpaid while waiting on Kenyon Green’s contract to expire. Our pets heads are falling off. 

48 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Spent a 2nd round pick for a couple games of Diggs, Tank may never play again, and we made Tunsil and Howard grossly overpaid while waiting on Kenyon Green’s contract to expire. Our pets heads are falling off. 

I think they’re stuck with the current OL unless they’re willing to trade Tunsil which they’ve never wanted to do. Need a new offensive staff and a good early OL draft pick to start again. 

6 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m just here for Beyoncé. 

 

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I think they need to sign a free agent to immediately start at guard, and they also need to draft an OL early to eventually replace Mason, who's been playing injured all year and who may or may not return to form 

Also useful high in the draft would be a high upside DT and another TE 

OL can't be fixed in season. We are what we are until the next draft & offseason. We're not as bad as we looked yesterday. Hopefully we draw a weak squad in Round 1 and tack another playoff W on, but after that, it's draft two OLs, a WR, and have a real strong FA period. 

Im torn on Slowik. Our fan base spent all offseason worrying he'd leave and now wants him gone. I think the OL may be the actual issue, solving that may provide him means for a successful reboot.

Either way, let's beat Tennessee and end on a high note.

Pittsburgh is probably the only winnable matchup in Round 1. It’ll probably be a 12-9 rock fight, so exactly what this Texans team is comfortable with. 

Props to Daniell for saying this. That’s veteran leadership we need.

31 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

OL can't be fixed in season. We are what we are until the next draft & offseason. We're not as bad as we looked yesterday. Hopefully we draw a weak squad in Round 1 and tack another playoff W on, but after that, it's draft two OLs, a WR, and have a real strong FA period. 

Im torn on Slowik. Our fan base spent all offseason worrying he'd leave and now wants him gone. I think the OL may be the actual issue, solving that may provide him means for a successful reboot.

Either way, let's beat Tennessee and end on a high note.

It's the NFL. Almost anything can be fixed in a season. Add a new OL coach who fits with the (hopefully new) OC and who knows what he's doing, add a new body or two, and the OL could see a dramatic improvement 

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pittsburgh is probably the only winnable matchup in Round 1. It’ll probably be a 12-9 rock fight, so exactly what this Texans team is comfortable with. 

Pittsburgh, LAC, and Denver are all winnable 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Pittsburgh, LAC, and Denver are all winnable 

Then get ass blasted by KC in the next round. 

Pitt-Hou would be the pretenders bowl. 

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Pittsburgh, LAC, and Denver are all winnable 

Maybe, but they all win the head coach battle.

5 hours ago, Fud said:

It's the NFL. Almost anything can be fixed in a season. 

I said "in season", big difference. There are not skilled unemployed interior offensive lineman just waiting to get signed out there who are gonna change our current fortunes in one week of practice and one game before the playoffs.

4 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

I said "in season", big difference. There are not skilled unemployed interior offensive lineman just waiting to get signed out there who are gonna change our current fortunes in one week of practice and one game before the playoffs.

My bad, I misread and thought you were talking about for next year 

20 hours ago, Js1 said:

31-2 wasn’t even a scoragami. Has happened twice before today 

There have been winning scores of 3, 6, 7, 10, 13, 14, 20, 21, 23, 24, 27, 28, 31, 34, 35, 37, and 45 to 2, but never a 17 to 2 game.  Kind of weird.

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