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4 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Ha! Fuck you Tennessee. That had better be the last time they were our uniforms.

Is that a quote from Hannah?

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

#27 did a great job pushing Barnett to keep him in bounds 

22 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Ha! Fuck you Tennessee. That had better be the last time they were our uniforms.

Fuck that cunt Amy Adams Strunk.

10-7 looks much better than 9-8. Now let’s find out who we play next week. I think I prefer the Steelers so go Raiders?

Just here to say that Amy Adams can choke on a bag of dicks.

Fuck them for pulling that shit. NFL shouldn’t allow it

6 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Fuck them for pulling that shit. NFL shouldn’t allow it

The NFL can’t do shit about it, it’s in the franchise agreement and the only way around it is if the franchise voluntarily surrenders the rights to their color schemes, logo, whatever. The only reason Cleveland kept theirs was that the city only dropped their lawsuit once the NFL promised them an expansion team and Art Modell surrendered his rights to the above. The city of Houston and Harris County (and the vast majority of the population) didn’t give a flying fuck about any of that when the Oilers were leaving…

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fuck the adams family, to hell and beyond 

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Fucking brutal road schedule; thank God for our division lol..

So it’s going to be the Chargers next week. Anybody know enough to give a scouting report?

Texans open as 3 point home dogs

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Fine by me. Defense is going to eat Herbert up.
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The Houston Texans after 17 games-

372 points scored
372 points allowed

 

41 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Fine by me. Defense is going to eat Herbert up.

Will probably be a low scoring game. Their defense is #1 in points allowed. 

The Houston pro football franchise has an all-time 3-0 playoff record against the Chargers, including the epic win in SD in 1979. Earl, Dante, and Mike Barber were all out that game against prime Air Coryell/Fouts. Vernon Perry picked off the latter four times in the last big win of the Luv Ya’ Blue era. I take this as a good sign…

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11 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

The Houston pro football franchise has an all-time 3-0 playoff record against the Chargers, including the epic win in SD in 1979. Earl, Dante, and Mike Barber were all out that game against prime Air Coryell/Fouts. Vernon Perry picked off the latter four times in the last big win of the Luv Ya’ Blue era. I take this as a good sign…

I remember this game.

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Game will be Saturday @ 3:30

What a shocker!!

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8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Game will be Saturday @ 3:30

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49 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

What a shocker!!

At least it’s not an Amazon Prime game like Saturday night’s Pit@Bal

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12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet so we win at home by 3 and then butt fucked in KC. Again. Yayyy. Rinse repeat.

Ii think I’d rather play them in the 2nd round than Buffalo or Baltimore. 

57 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

just take him down do the right thing GIF

Texans fans will pack his bags, drive him up to Jersey and chip in for his new house.

Slowic isn’t getting that job. The Jets are pretty much interviewing everyone. 

 

29 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Slowic isn’t getting that job. The Jets are pretty much interviewing everyone. 

 

The return of Sexy Rexy in the Meadowlands would be pretty fun

Season 5 Feet GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

 

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texans fans will pack his bags, drive him up to Jersey and chip in for his new house.

This, totally down to help him back and chip in tree fiddy on the moving expenses/house

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