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Haha.

Larry in Stafford got on Rex Ryan and his foot fetish.

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4 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

There it is, the Clanton video:

 

 

 

Greatness just dropped.

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Buffalo is now off the table as a 2nd round opponent. I prefer it be KC rather than Baltimore so I’ll be rooting for the Bills today. I want nothing to do with the Ravens until absolutely necessary. 

It’s a certainty that our game, regardless of the opponent, will be on Saturday. One potential opponent also played yesterday, the other is coming off a bye. History tells us it will be the 3:30 game. The winner of Monday’s Wash/TB game will, for sure, be playing Sunday. It will probably be an AFC Saturday, NFC Sunday. 

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s a certainty that our game, regardless of the opponent, will be on Saturday. One potential opponent also played yesterday, the other is coming off a bye. History tells us it will be the 3:30 game. The winner of Monday’s Wash/TB game will, for sure, be playing Sunday. It will probably be an AFC Saturday, NFC Sunday. 

2019 we played on Sat in the wc round and played the Chiefs the following Sunday in KC. It's not a certainty we play on Saturday. If anything I think it's more likely that Baltimore, regardless of opponent, draws the Saturday AFC divisional game.

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I want every game from now on to be on Nickelodeon. That was fantastic and funny.

I liked that Stroud was more decisive when running the ball. It was huge, I get that we don't want him doing that a lot in the regular season, but it does add another dimension to the offense in the playoffs.

 

18 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

hahaha, 3rd and 26 and you give up a TD

What is remarkable is the Texans didn’t collapse after this play turning the momentum right around with the blocked extra point and the two point conversion.

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They need to roll Stroud out of the pocket more

I was thinking about that win yesterday and how "Un-Oiler," that was.

Texans open as 7.5 point underdogs against the Chiefs. I thought it would be higher. Bills are 1.5 point favorites over the Ravens 

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1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

I was thinking about that win yesterday and how "Un-Oiler," that was.

The Oilers are in Nashville still doing “Oiler” things

Since their inaugural season the Texans have more playoff wins than the cowboys. 5-4

Man, if we could’ve picked up Evans.

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If the Texans ever make the Super Bowl, the NFL will schedule it for 3:30 on a Saturday. 

16 hours ago, Updawg said:

Since their inaugural season the Texans have more playoff wins than the cowboys. 5-4

Would think out of all the things, this would be the one that might finally make Jerrah admit defeat and hire a real GM... but I bet he doesn't

 

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

If the Texans ever make the Super Bowl, the NFL will schedule it for 3:30 on a Saturday. 

All the Texans playoff wins have come in the NFL official Texans invitational 3:30pm Saturday playoff time slot so I'd be ok with them playing in a Super Bowl at 3:30 on a Saturday...

I don’t mind the time slot. It’s better than Sunday at noon or 1

Sub-30 temps with 13-15 mph winds forecasted in KC for Saturday

Texans players and coaches will be thrilled with that timeslot, because Sunday will barely get into the double digit temps all day

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texans already flagged 15 yards for staring at mahomes ...

 

Touching Kelce? That's a flag

Brushed off the DB? That's a flag

Looking at Mahomes with rude intent in your eyes? You better believe that's a flag.

Defense needs to lay out mahomes. Just take the penalty cause if they brush him it's gonna be a flag so get your yards worth it

It feels like another public execution, but it’s not like would have gone much better in Baltimore. 
 

Take your medicine, hopefully no injuries, keep building in the draft and free agency. Hopefully something breaks right in the future for us to get out of the AFC. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It feels like another public execution, but it’s not like would have gone much better in Baltimore. 
 

agreed, I would easily lay the money line on the Chiefs in this one. Sure money bet.

On 1/12/2025 at 10:31 AM, Gourmand said:

2019 we played on Sat in the wc round and played the Chiefs the following Sunday in KC. It's not a certainty we play on Saturday. If anything I think it's more likely that Baltimore, regardless of opponent, draws the Saturday AFC divisional game.

chris farley snl GIF

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

texans already flagged 15 yards for staring at mahomes ...

 

TBF, the Chiefs haven’t lost a lot of games in the last several years so I’m sure they have a stellar record with every referee. 

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23 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Super Bowl at 3:30 on a Saturday...

That sounds amazing, tbh. No more bullshit having to work the day after 

15 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Defense needs to lay out mahomes. Just take the penalty cause if they brush him it's gonna be a flag so get your yards worth it

I said the same thing last night.

15 is 15.  If you're gonna do it, make it count.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

TBF, the Chiefs haven’t lost a lot of games in the last several years so I’m sure they have a stellar record with every referee. 

There’s no place for logic and reason here

3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

I said the same thing last night.

15 is 15.  If you're gonna do it, make it count.

If someone lays out Mahomes, they will be banned from the league by dinner time.  The Golden Boy treatment. 

https://www.houstontexans.com/news/breaking-h-town-send-off-at-12pm-on-january-17-at-nrg-stadium

 

H's Up for an H-Town Send Off this Friday at NRG Stadium!

Texans fans are invited to gather at NRG Stadium to send the team off to Kansas City with energy and H-Town love.

The Green Parking Lot will open at 12PM on January 17 for fans to park for free and walk to the stadium using the Green Lot Pedestrian Bridge. The Texans players, coaches, and staff will exit via the West VIP stadium entrance on Kirby Ave, and fans can gather to cheer on the players as they walk to the team buses.

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Dionte Johnson released

Cade Stover to IL

Jackass was making a scene about his lack of targets during the post game celebration. He’s one step closer to getting plenty of Target. As a stock boy. 

Is that what he did? Dumbass is going to be lucky to land somewhere

21 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Is that what he did? Dumbass is going to be lucky to land somewhere

Yep, multiple account of it. Whatever man, it was a worthwhile gamble that cost us two game checks and nothing more…

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