September 7, 20241 yr The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid.
September 7, 20241 yr Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind.
September 7, 20241 yr this is gonna be close, especially vs a very good defense at home that can steal them a game. im guessing they went into the Fresno game last week with the most vanilla of game plans ever to not show texas anything Edited September 7, 20241 yr by MNLonghornFUKM
September 7, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Taylorjont said: Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind. Seems like we haven’t won a coin toss in years, probably be on offense first anyway
September 7, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said: I'm a little nervous. Not gonna lie. We're playing the defending national champions on the road. You should be.
September 7, 20241 yr Yeah, no coach is *that* good at being vanilla. Michigan offense will struggle mightily today. Texas offense will feast. 41-17 TEXAS FUCK EM
September 7, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Red Five said: We're playing the defending national champions on the road. You should be. Missing their HC and 13 draft picks. I'm not particularly nervous but I respect Michigan and expect them to hang.
September 7, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Taylorjont said: Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind. Charlie strong kick off both halves strategy imo.
September 7, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: this is gonna be close, especially vs a very good defense at home that can steal them a game. im guessing they went into the Fresno game last week with the most vanilla of game plans ever to not show texas anything When you have your QB throwing off his back foot with no pressure, you’re very dedicated to looking vanilla. Very.
September 7, 20241 yr Let's see if this cheating ass university can handle a real team when they can't cheat anymore. Fuck you Michigan Let's go Edited September 7, 20241 yr by Hermanator
September 7, 20241 yr Win pretty or win ugly - it doesn’t make a damn of a difference on how. Just win.
September 7, 20241 yr Just now, The Ace of Aces said: Win pretty or win ugly - it doesn’t make a damn of a difference on how. Just win. Winning pretty would be better for my heart. So, yeah, do that please.
September 7, 20241 yr 60 MINUTES BALLS OUT! LET’S OPEN UP A CAN OF KICKASS AND KILL ‘EM ALL! LET THE PARAMEDICS SORT ‘EM OUT!
September 7, 20241 yr Anyone who takes Carson Beck in the first round is begging to be set back another 5 years.
September 7, 20241 yr Michigan needs to lose the blue pants and wear the yellow. For that alone we should kick their ass.
September 7, 20241 yr I can't wait to hear what Michigan legend Derek Jeter has to say. "I'm a Michigan man at heart" Edited September 7, 20241 yr by ztejas
September 7, 20241 yr Smells like double tackles or TEs on a side to just run the MFng ball down their throats on certain packages. Quinn/Sark will spread the field to open the run as well.Hook’em!!!
September 7, 20241 yr Just now, Rockethorn1978 said: Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific. With all the money he made you would think he would have gotten his jaw fixed
September 7, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific. cute man bun tho
September 7, 20241 yr No mercy!!! Put them away early and let the backups enjoy the 4th on the big stage!Hook’em!!!
September 7, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific. That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay
September 7, 20241 yr McConaughey’s plane delayed, won’t be making his Big Noon Kickoff appearance (switched to Gameday)….
September 7, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay Not much of a bun and more of a hair turd
September 7, 20241 yr Mark Ingram looks like someone put a water balloon inside a suit and filled it to maximum capacity.
September 7, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Not much of a bun and more of a hair turd It's haaaaard to look at. If they could just CGI that shit out that would be great
September 7, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay Agreed. It looks fucking terrible. Granted Michael Phelps probably can't walk around the block without stumbling into pussy.
September 7, 20241 yr Just now, ztejas said: Agreed. It looks fucking terrible. Granted Michael Phelps probably can't walk around the block without stumbling into pussy. He's got pussy falling out of his pockets
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