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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid. 

 

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Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind. 

this is gonna be close, especially vs a very good defense at home that can steal them a game.

 

im guessing they went into the Fresno game last week with the most vanilla of game plans ever to not show texas anything

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

3 minutes ago, Taylorjont said:

Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind. 

Seems like we haven’t won a coin toss in years, probably be on offense first anyway 

6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I'm a little nervous.  Not gonna lie.  

We're playing the defending national champions on the road. You should be.

Yeah, no coach is *that* good at being vanilla. 

 

Michigan offense will struggle mightily today. 

 

Texas offense will feast. 

 

41-17 TEXAS

 

FUCK EM

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

We're playing the defending national champions on the road. You should be.

Missing their HC and 13 draft picks.

I'm not particularly nervous but I respect Michigan and expect them to hang. 

10 minutes ago, Taylorjont said:

Take the ball if we win the coin toss and go silence the crowd! Make them play from behind. 

Charlie strong kick off both halves strategy imo. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

this is gonna be close, especially vs a very good defense at home that can steal them a game.

 

im guessing they went into the Fresno game last week with the most vanilla of game plans ever to not show texas anything

When you have your QB throwing off his back foot with no pressure, you’re very dedicated to looking vanilla. Very.

Let's see if this cheating ass university can handle a real team when they can't cheat anymore. 

Fuck you Michigan

Let's go

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Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Win pretty or win ugly - it doesn’t make a damn of a difference on how. Just win. 

Winning pretty would be better for my heart. So, yeah, do that please. 

60 MINUTES BALLS OUT!  LET’S OPEN UP A CAN OF KICKASS AND KILL ‘EM ALL!  LET THE PARAMEDICS SORT ‘EM OUT!

Michigan needs to lose the blue pants and wear the yellow.

For that alone we should kick their ass.

I can't wait to hear what Michigan legend Derek Jeter has to say. 

"I'm a Michigan man at heart"

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Smells like double tackles or TEs on a side to just run the MFng ball down their throats on certain packages. Quinn/Sark will spread the field to open the run as well.

Hook’em!!!
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific.

With all the money he made you would think he would have gotten his jaw fixed 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific.

cute man bun tho

No mercy!!! Put them away early and let the backups enjoy the 4th on the big stage!

Hook’em!!!

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Michael Phelps is a classic mouth breather. I bet his breath is horrific.

That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay

Not much of a bun and more of a hair turd

Mark Ingram looks like someone put a water balloon inside a suit and filled it to maximum capacity.

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Not much of a bun and more of a hair turd

It's haaaaard to look at. If they could just CGI that shit out that would be great 

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That bun he has is gaaaaaaaay

Agreed. It looks fucking terrible. 

Granted Michael Phelps probably can't walk around the block without stumbling into pussy. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Agreed. It looks fucking terrible. 

Granted Michael Phelps probably can't walk around the block without stumbling into pussy. 

He's got pussy falling out of his pockets 

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