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#1851

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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#1856
1 minute ago, C-Man said:


I traded DM’s with closetojumping when it became apparent Sark was the pick. I was cautiously optimistic. He’s been a home run so far.

I love this and all but Michigan could lose three or four times this year.

We have a lot of people on this board eating crow.

#1858
10 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

Texas is beating Michigan so bad this guy is transferring

 

i think is buddy next to him and to explain what he was doing. i saw that too

#1861
7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Against fast-paced spread offenses. Not whatever the fuck Michigan is doing

Yep

also in the rig12 where teams are in “comeback mode” and the refs are trying to get a last drive that matters or OT every fucking game

#1862
2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

the Empire Strikes Back... 

 

 

#1864
7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


stepping up in the pocket instead of self sacking or panicking is the difference between being a 2nd/3rd rounder compared to a top 10 draft pick. He looks great. 

He's narrowed his stance coming out of playaction.  Sounds small, but it just makes that first step or rotation getting the ball out that much quicker.  Especially trying to throw across your body.

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#1866

Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

#1868
5 minutes ago, Goodman said:
Halftime update
What a move by Blue 😮‍💨🔥@texasfootball
Gunnar Helm at the Half:6 Catches76 Yards1 TD
“Alright, let’s head to the airport”@stoolpresidente is heading for the airport as Michigan remains undefeated in the Big Tenpic.twitter.com/qHscqdfkFu
At the half 🤘
Sherrone Moore without Connor Stalions on his staff
Quinn Ewers' 203 passing yards is the most Michigan's defense has allowed at home in the first half of a game in over a decade.

 

One bite of this Texas ass Portnoy! 

#1869
6 minutes ago, ajax said:

I was initially concerned but when I heard Sark's first interview I was sold. 

What I also remember was the media and even some people here sucking off Aranda and Sam Pittman as superior hires and superior coaches.

Don't forget Six Win Sonny 

#1873
1 minute ago, pacman said:

Long time listener, first time caller Surly. Is 8 of 10 on 3rd down good?

Too many 3rd downs.  We should be running the touchdown play every first down.

#1876
11 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

Texas is beating Michigan so bad this guy is transferring

 

Hahah he messed it up a couple different ways before finally getting it right.

The North will all know it soon enough.

#1881
13 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Texas with almost 300 yds in the half….Mich is less than 90

Almost outgained by Gunnar Helm

#1882
Absolutely terrible look... Michigan fans are recorded leaving at halftime of the Top 10 matchup against #3 Texaspic.twitter.com/VcXOAuWIZx

 

#1884
2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

the best way to watch football is in person, at the stadium, with nobody in your ear except the other fans and the PA system. Announcers don't add shit to the game.

#1891
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously all the dick sucking aside. Sark talks culture all day every day.  Hopefully the defense doesn’t get cocky and comes out punishing babies in the faces to show in fact the culture is there. Gabriel hasn’t blown his horn. Fat lady hasn’t sung a whole half left. Demoralize and clear out the big house 

I honestly wonder if Saban didn't sit Sark down and and have a long talk about keeping the pressure on instead of letting up on the gas.

#1893
3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Joel Klatt just said football is an analyst driven sport?

lmao bitch I shut the fucking commentary off half the time

Well, he did take a really hard hit to the head once…..

#1896

Sark and Ewers are absolutely killing it so far this game. This is the best they've both looked/performed in a first half, ever. 

#1897
Just now, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't move to Ohio unless Ohio and Oklahoma were the only states that were still habitable.

I’d dive into the ocean in this case 

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