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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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Somebody clue that idiot gus in on the Sarkisian divorce plz.

This sideline interview bullshit is ridiculous. Let the man coach the fucking game. Ask him at halftime. 

Just now, TexasMan said:

 

Love his speed, but GD he has zero durability. 

Just now, Sock Monkey said:

 

Side note: Tre Wisner just got diagnosed with late stage Parkinsons. 

Just now, Pods said:

This sideline interview bullshit is ridiculous. Let the man coach the fucking game. Ask him at halftime. 

I've never understood why they do this. They're trying to do a fucking job. It can wait 

Somebody needs to tell Gus that Sark is getting a divorce.

Held them to 3 with the refs helping them matriculate down the field.  Excellent.

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Holy shit, really? This piggy worship is blasphemy.

I'd root for Putin over Gundy

Just now, Gil Bang said:

somebody didn't hear about the divorce.

That's why he was immediately cut off. 

Just now, Underdog said:

A TO for that play? 

We took the TO

Did we call the timeout? I could have sworn I saw Moore running down the sideline trying to call timeout

OK get another TD and keep Bert off the field.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've never understood why they do this. They're trying to do a fucking job. It can wait 

I don't mind it, because Sark is good at it.  If our coach was a fat slob that looked stupid, I probably wouldn't like it.

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Oh sure their kicker doesn't suck.

Ok let's make it 14-3

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We took the TO

Yeah, wife is paying more attention than I am. 

Let’s hope this game doesn’t come down to who has the better kicker!

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

Did we call the timeout? I could have sworn I saw Moore running down the sideline trying to call timeout

They signaled it was us

Just now, C-Man said:

Somebody needs to tell Gus that Sark is getting a divorce.

She's still attending the the games and flashing the Hook Em 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've never understood why they do this. They're trying to do a fucking job. It can wait 

I can imagine doing a presentation and someone stops me to ask how I think it's going. 

He said in pregame that he had a stylist “at home”. I was wondering what that meant in relation to his divorce

That weak ass gimmicky shit with the running QB won’t work Michigan. By all means keep running it to your own peril. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've never understood why they do this. They're trying to do a fucking job. It can wait 

Its a way to keep everyone happy.

Just now, Gil Bang said:

I'd root for Putin over Gundy

You would root for OU over Gundy? Dear God man.

Just now, dcar00 said:

OK get another TD and keep Bert off the field.

ahhh but sir.... 

Michigan is shell shocked. I don’t think they planned on getting punched in the fucking mouth and dick at home. They really thought they were cooking with the first TD taken away. It’s about to GET REAL for the blue fucks. 

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