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8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why are we rolling out Helm in 5 wide sets instead of Cook?


Because he is a mother fucking bad ass. That’s why. 

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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4 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Ewers is making bad decisions. He's trying to force shit.

The hell are you talking about 

My post a couple days ago is becoming prophetic, Tre and Gibson are killin it! [emoji869]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Stands are going to thin out in the 3rd.

Hoping for the Surrender Cobras midway through the 3rd.

48 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

PSA, If you have Directv you know that FOX agreement has expired. However, if you turn to the Sportmix Channel #105, they are showing the game as part of the "mix".

Fox is working fine for me.

This is very gruntling.  Both Wisner and Gibson look good!

39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

UM's defense will give us very few scoring chances and their offense will give us very few drives.

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Crowd knows what’s up. They’re rationalizing getting laid despite losing like dogs 

Texas just showed they can go to the TEs or now, just run at Michigan.  Deep ball is about to be wide open. 

Haven’t seen Texas o-line looks this good since 2005 team.

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Michigan can't stop Sark's offense. 

And they can’t score. Anything over 14 points is asking too much. 

that was some big boy football right there. michigan out there grabbing their ankles.

We are butt fucking Michigan in the trenches. This is glorious. 

I did not have running it down their throats on my game bingo. Me likey.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Long way from being over.

But we are just dominating the line of scrimmage right now.

Yep.  No let up.  Not until it's 0:00.  

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I WANNA HAVE SARK'S BABIES!!!!!

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Wisner taking no shit

Absolutely love it. Need to see it from all our players. Old school fuck their shit up!

That drive was great.  We just rammed it up their ass Michigan football style.

Wisner and Gibson both looking really good.
Just as I prophesized a couple days ago
Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

The hell are you talking about 

It’s his first football game. Also, surly gon surl. Ewers doing great 

Get a stop here, score again and Michigan will have to play catch up with 2 shitty QBs

Just now, ousux said:

My post a couple days ago is becoming prophetic, Tre and Gibson are killin it! emoji869.png

Me too...kinda. Didn't have Helm TD on my bingo card, but did day Blue/Wisner/Gibson (one of Them) would score

Big 10 just can’t handle this SEC football. It’s just different.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Michigan is exactly who I thought they were after watching them last week. They suck. Losers

They got way too much love preseason after losing Harbaugh. 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've graduated to Emporer Julius 

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How'd you get my cockring? 

So we’ve driven down the field pretty good so far

A stop and touchdown before halftime…a man can dream, can’t he?

Friendly reminder that for everyone that was posting in other threads about this all-world defense, please kindly delete your posts. 
I’m not rude and won’t say go. Fuck. Yourselves. 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Get a stop here, score again and Michigan will have to play catch up with 2 shitty QBs

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Fuck, i celebrated so much my doublewide’s tire blew.

We are leaning on these bitch made motherfuckers. Martindale has no fucking clue 

Get them off the field quickly, grind out another TD drive. 

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Sark is in the zone.  Just picking these foos apart.

Bingo

 their big bad DL is already exhausted

good to hear they had to tape Blue's ankle.

Just now, Bodowned said:

A stop and touchdown before halftime…a man can dream, can’t he?

Defensive score IMO.

Then a stop and score before halftime

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