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3 minutes ago, Nope said:

So it turns out Gibson is perfect for the Baxter role 

He ran like a fucking man 

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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

It’s his first football game. Also, surly gon surl. Ewers doing great 

Ewers has done both great and bad. He's gotten lucky a few times.

Warren 'Inspiring Story' DRINK!

1 minute ago, Fudbelty said:

Big 10 just can’t handle this SEC football. It’s just different.

Neg on principle when someone pimps the SEC.

Just now, Bodowned said:

A stop and touchdown before halftime…a man can dream, can’t he?

I'm betting on turnover.

Michigan can run for 4-5 yards a pop and run clock all day long AFAIC. 

Just now, Zeus said:

Bingo

 their big bad DL is already exhausted

They lost a ton of depth, their studs will have to play way more snaps than the 25-30 they played last year.

Flood doing work. Them big bodies are pushing.

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've graduated to Emporer Julius 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

How'd you get my cockring? 

C'mon, you know how.

I can get behind the cool story for Warren and overcoming.  But today you’re getting fucked up bro 

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

The hell are you talking about 

Just focus on the good stuff.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

How'd you get my cockring? 

 

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

That drive was great.  We just rammed it up their ass Michigan football style.

 

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

I did not have running it down their throats on my game bingo. Me likey.

 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We are butt fucking Michigan in the trenches. This is glorious. 

Lots of homoerotic imagery here, nttawwt

Neg on principle when someone pimps the SEC.

Neg these nuts then catch some sarcasm.

INTER CEPTION!

 

GO defense, go defense, it's your birthday!

Big House is gonna be mostly empty house 

Hahahahhahshsb 

No 15 yard cushion on a short yardage situation. Who the hell are we turning into? Winners? 

3 minutes ago, Escapedgoat said:

And they can’t score. Anything over 14 points is asking too much. 

Their offense is eating clock, and if Texas can build a lead, Meatchicken is in trouble.  

1 minute ago, RPM said:

I'm betting on turnover.

Ahem...

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I've graduated to Emporer Julius 

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If you’re going to do a thumb ring get an Ottoman style one.

Woooo!! Fuck yeah!

No Mercy! Crush their spirits now Sark!

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