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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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FUCK THAT RED ZONE RIGHT IN THE ASS!

all this "in the Big House, at brunch"

Fuck Yeah! Go Horns!

And he’s easily could be 31-3 at halftime @ Michigan.  Crazy. 

Somebody tell us what the score would be if not for that first drive hold. I can't remember.

We’ve chewed them up with the outside run, inside runs, and out passes

Only 24 1st half points?

Fire everybody!!!

Just now, Topper13 said:

That might be Greenspoint, Boys. 

I need 31-3.  Then maybe.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Just physically dominating this game.

I expected more out of Michigan.

Defense needs to come out and smack their dicks on their faces. 

Lol at Michigan coach about to throw the surrender cobra

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

How many hours can you have an erection before you need to see a Dr?

Find something to stick it in

Texas better be ready for QB run game in the 2nd half. Michigan almost certainly has to change QBs based on these first 6 quarters of play. 

The fact that Moore is a Sooner makes this all the more orgasmic.

Last time we played Meatchicken I was there.  And it took a last second Dusty Mangum kick to put it away.  I'm more than fine with us face fucking them instead.  

14 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

It'll be replaced by other holding calls, lost in a sea of past holding calls.  

"Back in aught seven I seen Oklahoma go uncalled for 37 holds in a row"

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

How many hours can you have an erection before you need to see a Dr?

ALL OF THEM

God damn. We're legitimately hammering Michigan as badly as we did CSU

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

UM's defense will give us very few scoring chances and their offense will give us very few drives.

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Just now, FloridaHorn said:

How many hours can you have an erection before you need to see a Dr?

Just wait until the bye week.

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