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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Caught that too.  Rotten sumbitch.

Fox is fake news

2 minutes ago, beer said:

Part two in my "I am disappoint" series

 

 

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Sheeeeeeeiiiitttt! 

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Hulu TV is a stuttering piece of shit. 

Casting from your PC? Try it from the phone app. 

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

I don't remember my score prediction but I think it was WAY too conservative.

YOWWWWW! Can I revise my game score predict? I was thinking 35-27, not 48-6. This is an outrage! Everyone should get one half-time re-prediction per season! Damn. Hook'em. PS: Fuckin' A

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I remember everyone melting down when we hired Sark.  That shit is funny in hindsight!

I didn’t, I did with the Tom clown Herman though….  

Sark has been great in the 1st half. D has been salty and Quinn should get his invite to NYC when the game ends.

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Don't start sucking each other's dicks yet.

FINISH

Is this the best half of football Sark and the coaches have called at Texas?  
 

2024 Quinn Ewers is a fucking problem. 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It’s certainly setting up for a 1 v 2 matchup (but don’t look past OU).  Georgia has my utmost respect though, so would be guaranteeing nothing in that game

I don't think it'll get louder than Michigan and later Collie Station, so I'm liking how Texas is destroying in the big house, despite crowd noise. 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Don't start sucking each other's dicks yet.

FINISH

FOCUSNESS

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Michigan fans leaving yet?

Really want to hear Texas Fight in the Big House.

5 minutes ago, mchookem said:

well, this team is fun 🤘

Yep.

5 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Last time we played Meatchicken I was there.  And it took a last second Dusty Mangum kick to put it away.  I'm more than fine with us face fucking them instead.  

Me too. 

4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

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Agreed.

4 minutes ago, beer said:

Part two in my "I am disappoint" series

 

 

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Fucking Sooner.

Ewers command of the offense today is so much different than years passed. He’s calm. Composed. A few high tosses but he’s got a leadership swagger out there that resembles a few greats at the same position that we revere so much 

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's that kind of party. Where are the mashed potatoes?

 

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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Don't start sucking each other's dicks yet.

FINISH

Too late…

1 hour ago, troph said:

If sark’s offense does what it’s supposed to do Texas wins taking a knee.  I ain’t worried, rest of yall is bitches. Don’t be bitches. Hookem.


all you bitches …

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Just now, Texasborn91 said:

You had to have been a dumb motherfucker to pick Michigan 

Desmond, Woodson, and Phelps are scholars, sir! How dare you 

Wisner and Gibson coming in for blue is just stupid and unfair 

Mich is not bad. Texas is just that good.

We're going to play Georgia 3 times this year

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Don't start sucking each other's dicks yet.

FINISH

I’m full on suckin’……full shaft….get some…..#IT’SOVER…..

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nsiap 

 

 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yep.

Me too. 

Agreed.

Fucking Sooner.

I moved. 

 

 

(To Birmingham)

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Both Saban and Urban chose Texas.

But...I'm sure that's just their old MSU and OSU hate showing. 

Attn: Quinn's Not That Good Guys...

 

 

18 for 26, 203 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT's

In one half.

In the Big House.

Didn't we have some big leads that evaporated last year?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Attn: Quinn's Not That Good Guys...

 

 

18 for 26, 203 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT's

In one half.

In the Big House.

Fuck ya. Love it 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Attn: Quinn's Not That Good Guys...

 

 

18 for 26, 203 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT's

In one half.

In the Big House.

During the day...

Matt is right. If our O Line can continue to sub out and play with intensity. Their D Line is fucked in the second half. We are winning in the trenches. Love it. 

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