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    Michigan’s QB said Texas didn’t win, Michigan lost became poor execution. “They’re a good football team … but we shot ourselves in the foot and let them win that football game. We let them off too eas

  • Have you give Texas their flowers. They whooped Michigan’s ass in a way I haven’t seen in a long time. They look like a legit title contender. I would normally say see you again in the playoffs but

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1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Didn't we have some big leads that evaporated last year?

Against fast-paced spread offenses. Not whatever the fuck Michigan is doing

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1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Didn't we have some big leads that evaporated last year?

Shove that up your ass 

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I’m full on suckin’……full shaft….get some…..#IT’SOVER…..

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I would love to see Arch throw a touchdown or two to Johntay Cook in the 2nd half.

Just now, satyanash said:

Against fast-paced spread offenses. Not whatever the fuck Michigan is doing

This. Michigan needs 8 mins for 3 points. Not a great recipe 

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Ewers command of the offense today is so much different than years passed. He’s calm. Composed. A few high tosses but he’s got a leadership swagger out there that resembles a few greats at the same position that we revere so much 


stepping up in the pocket instead of self sacking or panicking is the difference between being a 2nd/3rd rounder compared to a top 10 draft pick. He looks great. 

4 minutes ago, Twizzler said:

Mich is not bad. Texas is just that good.

We're going to play Georgia 3 times this year

I think Michigan is bad and the season will prove it. 

6 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

You had to have been a dumb motherfucker to pick Michigan 

 

On 9/2/2024 at 10:32 AM, Underdog said:

23-15 UM

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


stepping up in the pocket instead of self sacking or panicking is the difference between being a 2nd/3rd rounder compared to a top 10 draft pick. He looks great. 

Bingo. Stepping up with eyes downfield. Love it 

9 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I remember everyone melting down when we hired Sark.  That shit is funny in hindsight!

I was initially concerned but when I heard Sark's first interview I was sold. 

What I also remember was the media and even some people here sucking off Aranda and Sam Pittman as superior hires and superior coaches.

Not impressed with TB12’s preview of Browns-Cowboys tomorrow 

5 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

nsiap 

 

 

They keep fucking up the horns down. One guy earlier did the U upside down.

I predicted way too many michigan passing yards for the tie-breaker.

Tom Brady great QB awful commentator

Urban Meyer and Jim Harbaugh brought Ohio State and Michigan and The Big Ten back from the dead a decade ago.  Will be interesting to see where they go now that this elite type of coaching talent gets further and further from exiting stage left

19 minutes ago, TOR said:

It is worth to just buy an HD antenna and program your tv for when disney and directv decide to fuck their customers over.

Yep, need to do that.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:
5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:
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Damn. That's going to be a lot of bans.

We're almost at the point of singularity over there... 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Look ima say it.  I want arch in the 4th qtr 

That would be awesome and suck a dick punch for Michigan. 

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Just come out in the second half and step on their fucking throats. Make them see this team in their fucking nightmares. It’s time to fully embrace the Texas villain role. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Brady is gonna suck ass at this.

That high-pitched voice is annoying AF.

5 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

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Pretty close match to mom's hair/eye color and complexion.

Thank goodness we get another prima donna former QB to smugly mansplain football to those of us who've only watched 5 games a week for 40+ years.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Brady is gonna suck ass at this.

Looks like he’ll be another Joe Montana on TV. 🐐 on the field but average and not memorable on TV

1 minute ago, TOR said:

I predicted way too many michigan passing yards for the tie-breaker.


heh, I guessed too many points for UM it looks like

On 9/3/2024 at 11:47 AM, Zeus said:

Texas 54

Meatchicken 7

UM Receiving yards 117

 

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Let's do it again next half. 

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They keep fucking up the horns down. One guy earlier did the U upside down.

The "u" upside down is supposed to be an M but sometimes they don't get their thumbs pointed enough

Just now, Vertuzzi said:

Just come out in the second half and step on their fucking throats. Make them see this team in their fucking nightmares. It’s time to fully embrace the Texas villain role. 

 

pound the ball, burn up clock

mix in some play action.

hopefully 2nd team guys see plenty of playtime

 

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

They keep fucking up the horns down. One guy earlier did the U upside down.

I saw that live and had to laugh...his buddy was correcting him after.  Horns Go Up! 🤘

That D has to cover sideline to sideline.  There's no letup in this offense--choose your poison.  If the line protects, the sky is the limit.  

Just now, sith_horn said:

Pretty close match to mom's hair/eye color and complexion.

Pics?

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Brady is putting me to sleep

He's uninteresting.  However, he has a 10yr $375mm contract.  Good for him - and his agent. 

2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Just come out in the second half and step on their fucking throats. Make them see this team in their fucking nightmares. It’s time to fully embrace the Texas villain role. 

the Empire Strikes Back... 

Just now, Zeus said:


heh, I guessed too many points for UM it looks like

 

I think they might score some garbage points when the game is way out of hand.  I predicted Texas 52.

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Tom Brady great QB awful commentator

Aren't they paying him like $300 million or something outrageous?  That's a lot of dough just to put people to sleep.

I remember everyone melting down when we hired Sark.  That shit is funny in hindsight!

I traded DM’s with closetojumping when it became apparent Sark was the pick. I was cautiously optimistic. He’s been a home run so far.

I love this and all but Michigan could lose three or four more times this year.

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